Sunday, December 31, 2023
Thursday, December 28, 2023
A 2 z
~~ animal hunki ~~
Ok hunki
After work
U watched
YouTube animal documentaries
About tigers n monkeys
If u r an animal
What animal do u want 2 b?
...
I'm not asking hunki.
He's insignificant
I'm asking U
People who r more important than
that thang ok ty
What'd U b as an animal?
A. Anaconda
B. Baboon
C. Crane
D. Dragon
E. Egret
F. Ferret
G. Gopher
H. Heron
I. Ibis
J. Jackal
K. Kangaroo
L. Lizard
M. Moose
N. Newt
O. Orca
P. Peacock
Q. Quail
R. Robot
S. Salamander
T. Tiger
U. Umbrella bird
V. Virginia opossum
W. Woman
X. Xylophone
Z. Zebra
...
Happy holidays Friends Geniuses 💖
Tuesday, December 26, 2023
Re career progess
~~ career development ~~
Hi Friends, happy holidays-
Career progress is important for happiness and financial stability.
You can stay in your job and get promoted, as I've met a man started as a bartender and later the owner gave him the bar as he worked there for long.
If you make a small money for what you do with a passion, like art or music, you may want to get a day job to pay bills, and pursue artistic endeavors as a part time job and hobby.
You may wanna join the u.s. military and serve 4 years and get GI bill and go to college for free.
You may go back to school with some loan and graduate, and get a higher paying job while paying off college debt.
Or you can study for an exam for a state or federal level license. For instance, you can become a real estate agent by studying and passing the exam. You can also study and pass an exam to be a financial advisor. Those studies, you can buy a book and study on your own or take online classes or study in the web for free.
Your state should have a free job center, which is state government agency and you can get free job counseling there.
Some jobs require removal of tattoos and piercings, their removal will widen your job opportunities.
It took me two decades to find a job that I like, as I have changed my career track many times and I change as a person in life.
Work, study, play, enjoy, rest, sleep, exercise, diet, do martial arts, and you will achieve wonderful success.
Best wishes, Friends //:-)
Saturday, December 23, 2023
From our poetic Friends
~~ art talent contribution Friend ~~
If you have a thousand fans
I am one of them
...
If you have one fan
That's me
...
If you have zero fan
Well
It's because
I'm taking a break from You
...
Happy holidays 💖 💛 ✨️ ☺️ 💓
//!-D
Thursday, December 21, 2023
Happy holidays 💖
~~ a confession session ~~
Ok hunki li
We confess Ok doky hoki poki hunki li?
...
We did indeed pretend to be
Clean fresh female underage virgins
Ok
...
But
We are old males married with kids
We are male fbi agents in 50s or 60s
...
We suspected that u, hunki li, is a pedo
...
So we closely followed u, hunki li
Past 5 years
We read every single of ur
Midnight express
Postings
In social media
...
We even bought ur e books
In Amazon Kindle
"In the name of humanology, he prays"
...
But we concluded that
U, hunki li,
U may be a lousy writer
U shud learn more English language
Ok?
...
But
A pseudo pedo parodist u may be
We concluded that
Hunko ain't no pedo
We cleared ya
...
Consider ur self lucky, hunki li
Now
Get the f, not fbi, out of here
...
Happy holidays hunki li
We fbi agents
Kinda enjoyed ur novels
So
Keep up the good work
...
" //:-? "
Thursday, December 7, 2023
An elongated multiple choice question
~~ who he really is, not so sure ~~
Who do U think hunki li is?
A. A demonic satanic devilish monster
B. A decent human loving veggie soup
C. A failed politician, a failed scientist
D. A self-important man no 1 cares 4
E. An awkward singer, dancer, n writer
F. A mentally ill man with odd dreams
G. An involuntary celibate loving ladies
H. A loner who are into social medias
I. A man who takes selfies way 2 much
J. Someone who thinks he's a prophet
K. Someone who denies he's a problem
L. Some of the above
M. None of the above
N. All of the above
O. I don't know who hunki li is
P. I don't care who hunki li is
Q. Let me out of here! Help! I'm trapped!
R. I don't wanna know who hunki li is
S. I'm scared to know who hunki li is
T. Does anyone really know who he is?
U. Anyone?
V. ...
W. I guess no one does
X. I don't wanna take a chance.
Y. I'm risk-averse.
Z. Hunki li, u r blocked
" //x-0 "
Saturday, December 2, 2023
Happy oh ok
~~ a question ~~
Hey hunki li
"Hi"
A question
"Yes?"
..
..
..
Are you a monster?
"..."
It's a simple question, hunki li
Binary
Yes or no
Hmm?
"..."
..
..
..
What
U gonna take fifth? Hmm?
Constitutional silence in silo?
"..."
Hunki li
We know
It's weekend, right?
We know what u do on weekends
"...'.
What
Asteroid
*asterbation...
Single male adult nude entertainment activities
...
Horny hunki li
Hunks humps
...
Disgusting...
Disappointed..
Disapproved...
...
Hunki li?
"...ye..ss..?"
You will never be u.s. president
"...w...h..y..?"
Cuz no voter votes for a loser like u
A master *asterbater
That's... pathetic bachelor miserable and obscene
Ok
"..."
...
..
.
Is there anything else, hunki li?
"... happy holidays. 😊 "
//:-o
Friday, December 1, 2023
Our Friends //:-)
~~ Our Friends //:-) ~~
An interview
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8q4qko
Wednesday, November 29, 2023
A therapy for boredom-phobia
~~ travel therapy ~~
Yeah
Sometimes
I wanna get away from it all
Even mathematics or martial arts
...
When I need a break
I request for a one day off to my bosses
So that I can have 3 day weekend
When approved
And I pack up and start driving
...
A 3 day weekend vacation //:-D
...
To change scenery
To stay in a hotel
To watch cable TV
To run on a sandy beach
To look at horizontal ocean line
...
Yeah
Travel
Is a great therapy
I do travel
At least once a year //:-)
Hmm
~~ back in the days in hunki land ~~
Not so long ago
Just couple years back
Like
2021
Two years ago
...
I hosted this open Zoom Meetings
It was wild wild west
...
Goods bads and ugliest
...
I got banned my multiple social media websites for broadcasting this
...
Some asked me
"I will kill you or your family or your friends or my self unless you do what I order you to do "
...
Some most mentally ill people would come to my Friday night live with hunki li show
It was only 2 years ago
...
Well
Some good people joined us to
Of course ok
...
But
For entertainment sake
It's more fun to talk about insane ones
...
So
They threaten me
"I'll kill everyone "
I'm like
Look
I don't care if you kill all people
You kill me and your self and everyone else
But you can't kill mathematics
Ok
I'm working on mathematics
U kill me
Math will go on
U can't kill math with a gun
Ok
...
...
...
But
Math is optional
What's mandatory is
Martial arts
Cuz Ur safety is mandatory
Why?
Cuz U will b future Leaders
...
So learn martial arts ty ok gn
Monday, November 27, 2023
Whatever
~~ in all honesty ~~
To tell you the truth
..
99% of my friends
Have been blocked by me
Once or twice or thrice
...
Friend-
Have you never been blocked by me?
Okay
Perhaps tomorrow
Is your turn now
...
Better behave now
Okay?
Shhh...
When I block you in social media
You won't feel a thing
...
After all is said and done
Hunki li is not an important person
You can forget about him
And move on with your life
You got my blessings
Cheers
Good bye
//:-)
" //:-o "
Friday, November 24, 2023
we got it
happy thanksgiving-
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=4643304
riemann hypothesis proof //:-)
Thursday, November 23, 2023
Thank You Friends
~~ a gift of Thanksgiving ~~
Greetings Sirs and Ma'ams,
Happy Thanksgiving to You and Your Family and Friends //:-D
I've been working on a mathematics problem called Riemann hypothesis for seven months and I finished the proof just now //:-)
I will tidy up the mathematics paper I've been writing and then publish it over this weekend.
Thank You for Your continuing mentorship and friendship-
--huhnkie //:-)
Tuesday, November 21, 2023
Who he might be
~~ oh ~~
Hey guys
It's him
I've seen him
Here he goes again!
...
He is a natural
He needs not no make-up
He is naturally monstrous
...
I've seen him
Or the likes of him
...
In Hollywood movies
They have put on heavy makeups
To look like him
...
Who is he?
Lemme tell ya
He is the kind that
You do not wish
Seeing one even in your darkest dream
...
...
...
A sand man
...
Bogey man
...
He goes by many different names
...
A rumor has it that
...
He is not a human being
...
...
...
He is a mushroom
...
Who eats
...
Ramen noodles
...
Microwaved
...
//:-o
Friday, November 17, 2023
Hunki robot bot bot bot..
~~ hunki li in.. ~~
He once said
"AlaskA is my mental hospital
"Alaska is my therapy
"AK is ok"
...
Ok hunki
I'm glad
U crazy Zany
U r in good care
I'm happy 4 u
Ok 🙆♀️
...
" //xD "
Tuesday, November 14, 2023
The the dot dot dot
~~ the money king ~~
Yo hunki what's up
...
You took my wife
You took my daughter
And now you want my money too
...
You want me to work
All my life
And give you
My disposable income
...
After I die with natural aging
You want me to
Sell my organs and body parts
And give you
The sales proceeds
...
You also want me to give you
All my posthumous savings
You want my house too
You want everything
...
Hunki li
To women
You're a $ex king
To me
You're a $ex trafficking
To men
You're a money king
To me
You're a monking
To me me
You're a cookie crook
...
Hunking ling the king
After you die
I shall award
Thy naked thigh king's grave
Not with standing ovation
Not with glorious coronation
But with pungent urination
...
Hunki li
Don't rest in peace please
Burn in hell instead
...
Hunki li is a #itch
" //:-o "
" //x-0 "
" //xD "
Monday, November 13, 2023
Oh what ever
~~ in my experience ~~
He is like
...
A black widow spider
Yeah
That's hunki li
...
At first
We were happy to meet
And then
He blocked me
In social media
. ..
I guess
He didn't like my profile photo
Or profile name
Or some of my posts
Hunki li
He blocked me
How dare he
...
So I was like
I demand an apology
Hunki li?!
"Yes, I apologize. "
...
That's not good enough.
You make it, say it so easy, hunki li.
"I kneel down before you and beg."
...
You are lucky that I'm an adult single female
Otherwise,
You would be in trouble
You know what I mean?
"Yes"
...
Go to bed hunki li
Don't think about me
I won't allow you to
U r a one disgusting piece
"Yes"
...
...
...
Hey hunki
How about us males
Who you blocked for no reason?
How about us guys?
...
"Go to bed boys- I love you too-"
//:-|
Tuesday, November 7, 2023
Have a snack hunki ok . Whatever
~~ I a t e him ~~
No I promise
It was an accident
I ate him
I accidentally ate hunki li
So sorry
...
I'm 25 years young Lady
Hunki li's wife
And..
I did not intend or plan it
It just happened
...
Hunki come
..
It's like
..
I did indeed swallow
I'm his wife
I am entitled to
Ok
Ty
...
It tested like..
Mushrooms
I heard the rumor
That
Hunki li is not a human but a Mushroom
Hunkus fungus amongus...
..
.
But I figure
I m hunki's wife
25 years young
N hunki li's
3 million sperms
B3ing
Slowly
Digested
In my stomach acid
...
H7nki lis sperm w h ales
Being part of my body
After I absorb his sperm whales
Hunki sperms
Digested
Hunki body parts..
Become my hair
.my beauty skin.
.
My..knèe...
My eyes.
I love hunki Bing my body parts
I love eating hunki li ty ok
" //:-o "
Sunday, November 5, 2023
Oh
~~ who he really is ~~
Hi everybody-
It's me-
Huqui li-
Hunki li's wifi wife-
Did u miss me-
I bet u did
Or else I'll block ya in social media
...
...
...
I marr3d hunki li yesterday
On my 18th birthday
Why?
Well
I'll tell ya
...
...
...
I met hunki li online social media internet
When I was a sweet sixteen years young virgin lady
And he was kinda platonic
Until
I turned 18 yesterday
After that
He just marri3d me
Just like that
I think he had been waiting
Like
Bridegroom
Groom broom broom
I dunno
...
Hunki said
"Hey my teenage bride, I'll pay for your college tuition if you marry me and I'm 45 years old //:-D "
So I was told
And I was sold
...
How was it?
The consummation of marriage?
Like, the first night together with hunkii?
Well
Urm
...
Hunkii told mii
That
About 30 ladies in the world have slept with human hunkii lii
I have no idea what that miins
Do uu
...
Hunkii saiis
Hii maii bii an aliien
I was like
??!!
!!??
...
So
Did I sleep with hunkkii llii ?
Yes
But
Il'm stiill a viirgiin
Wwhy nn hhoww ??
Hhee fell asssllleeeeppp
After doing hhhiiisss ssocciaal mediaa
He's is an old man
It was unceremonious
And embarrassing
Well
...
So yeah
I marr3d hunki li
And I'm still a virgin
I kinda like it
//!-D
There he is
~~ who he is ~~
Hi you people
I am a 2 years young Lady
My parents gave me a cellphone
With Internet connection
...
...
...
Yesterday
I created an account in social media
And I uploaded my selfish pictures
...
...
...
I noticed a comment
It said
"What a beautiful young Lady //:-D "
Oh
Ok
...
...
...
I wondered
Who made that comment
A compliment
On my youth and my beauty
And my youthful beautiful femininity
Who is this person who commented?
...
...
...
So I clicked on that commenter
...
He is a 45 years old man
Named
Hunki li
...
He is older than my parents who are
In their early thirties and are fbi agents
...
Last night
I got a direct message in social media
It's him
An old man named hunki li
He sent me his photos
And he said
"I love You //!-D "
...
So I decided that
It is time to involve my parents
To do background check on this creep
...
My parents and I Googled his name
And found that
He is running for u.s. president
And that he thinks he is a mushroom 🍄
...
So my parents and I concluded that
Hunki li is a deranged man
And it is our best interest that
We block him in social media
And that was that
" //x-0 "
Saturday, November 4, 2023
Oh. Ok
~~ escape velocity yes ~~
I am a former citizen of hunki land
I escaped it
It
It......
...
If you see hunki li
Do not eat it
Hunki li
Is not a human being
It is neither an animal
Nor a plant
Hunki li
Is
A
Mushroom
...
...
...
Hunkus fungus amongus
Gunkus punkus monkus
...
Hunki li
Is
Poisonous
Poisoning us
In da u.s.
...
What a dangerous mushroom 🍄
He is
...
Do not eat him
You people have to listen to me
" //:-o "
Friday, November 3, 2023
U ung 1s cute hmm
~~ stop please ~~
You young ones
...
I was young once
//!-)
Thursday, November 2, 2023
Chips n chopsticks
~~ ?! ~~
I mean..
Do U know what I mean?
...
What kind of Asian
Eat
Potato chips
With chopsticks !?!
...
Some American Asian
A strange kind
...
I don't know what to think
And I don't even know What to say
About this...
...
You know what
I am calling the morality police of America
Hunki li?
You went way too far this time, ok?
You are going to prison
For a very long time
...
Nobody eats all-American Potato chips
With dirty asiatic chopsticks
We will deport u back to Asia
U hunki monkey li
That rhymes huh
U said
U like it when it rhymes
Well
Jokes are on u hunki li
Been a pleasure
Bye bye
" //xD "
Xmas after Halloween
~~ a bizarre bazaar ~~
Hi everybody-
It's me-
Do U remember me?
...
...
...
I am a 7 years young Lady
...
...
...
2 years ago
My parents bought me a cellphone
With Internet connection
...
So I went online
And met this man
In social media
He was 45 years old
An ancient Asian man in Alaska America
Of all places
...
He would direct message me
Late at night
And he would send me
His selfish photos
I was like..
...
Mommy?
Daddy?
Look at hunki li!
...
Unbeknownst to him
Both my parents are FBI agents
And they are conducting background check on this guy
...
My FBI parents are monitoring
My conversation with this rather bizarre man named hunki li
...
He says I am a good looking lady
I was like...
...
My daddy grabbed my phone and typed,
"Hey hunki li. Do u love me?"
And hunki said 'yes of course'.
...
...
...
After that,
My parents went to their bedroom and fell asleep.
I've been always wondering
What is it that my parents do in their bedroom when they're not sleepy?
I hear some sounds sometimes
...
Hunki li?
R u still there?
"Yes"
I got some questions.
"Ok"
Where do babies come from, hunki li?
...
"Well, that's an advanced biology class. You need to take some prerequisite classes first, like arithmetic, mathematics, chemistry, physics, geology, etc."
...
What are you talking about.
"Do good in school //:-) "
...
My next question, hunki li.
"Yes?"
Are Santa Clauses real people?
"Yes."
Where do they live?
"Closer than You may imagine. "
What do u mean?
" //!-) "
Tuesday, October 31, 2023
Whh
~~ how dare he ~~
Omg hunki li
Did u just came to my account
Looked at my photos
And commented,
"Not hunki related "
?!
...
"Yes"
...
Look hunki
I took photos with my local buddies
I am sorry that
I did not put a caption
"Hunki 4 2024"
On that photo?!
...
...
...
It's all about u hunki li, isn't it..
"..."
What hunki li
U expect us to think about u 24/7?
Hmm?
"..."
...
...
...
Like, we can't be allowed to hang out
And take photos
Without thinking about u hunki li?
"..."
...
...
...
Or else what?
U gonna block us?
Hmm?
"..."
...
...
...
I'm done with this crazy creep
U know what hunki li
I'm gonna block ya
Before u block me
Why?
"..."
My life is mine
I m not urs
I m sick n tired of u
Trying to control my life
"..."
U hunki li
I won't vo53 4 u
"..."
N u r vlock3t
...
...
...
Bye bye hunki li
It's been fun
Now
Get out of h3r3
" //x-o "
Oh.
~~ a night with hunki li ~~
Hi
Hey
U know who this is
...
Yeah
It's me
Huqui li
Hunki li's secret wife
A lover of his life
...
...
...
My honey hubby hunki li
He sounds so innocent
But
By now
U know he's a dirty man
...
...
...
He's 45 years old
And there have been
About
Two dozen kind n generous Ladies
Including myself
Who have got in bed with this old man
I'm just one of them
The most recent one to be exact
...
...
...
So
The question is
How is it like
To be in bed with this man, hunki li?
Well
...
...
...
I married him a month ago
On my 25th birthday
I met him 7 years ago
On my 18th birthday
And I saved my virginity for him
...
...
...
The honeymoon night
When I gave my precious previous virginity to him
It was like...
Hunki came in a fraction of a second
Like
Too... soon..
Then he went limp
And he fell asleep
...
I was like
When is my turn?
I want to experience
Organic @rgasm too
But his male instrument went limp
Like
Right away
...
So
The next thing I did
I rubbed my private part
All over his naked body
It's not necrophilia
Hunki's not dead
He's merely asleep
...
I just rubbed my naked body
All over his sleeping naked body
And I got my big "O" that night
...
It did indeed feel like
I was making love to
A hunki li's body
He was not dead
But he was unconscious
Sleeping
But
...
I guess
When I was doing it
I am positive
He was having a dream of his life time
How do I know?
Well
I noticed that
Even when he was asleep
He was kinda getting wet still
I felt it
...
What a shameless husband that I have
//xD
//!-)
Friday, October 27, 2023
Yep
~~ so... ~~
This guy
He has a hat
Scarf
Pillow
Bed
Blanket
...
"Hey I am sorry ok
"But I earned it
"I worked my butt off ok?"
...
No hunki
U got lucky
U got inheritance
...
Well
Half n half ok
Not gonna lie to ya
...
My parents did indeed help me financially
When I was in college
But I also studied so hard to earn scholarship
I also worked in Wisconsin supermarket
For a year
To get in state resident tuition rate
...
Back in 1997
Madison Wisconsin
W h en I first came back to America
It was a very difficult time
I was 19 years old
...
But
Fond memories
Blue gills
No bag limit
I caught the blue gills fish
Very yummy n healthy fish
//:-D
Wednesday, October 25, 2023
Oh well
~~ spider movie appreciation ~~
Ok ok ok
...
I made campaign sign
Myself
Low budget
With help of my Friends
..
Spider man
Made his Halloween costume himself
With
Help of his Friends
...
Shoe strings budget
I get it ok
...
Hey Friends
You will be future Leaders
So
Continue to learn n explore
Be adventurous
After U learn martial arts ok
U have to learn martial arts first
Before u get out there ok
Ok?
Ok?
Ok?
...
U better listen n obey me
Ok?
Tuesday, October 24, 2023
Yeah yeah?
~~ a question.. or some more ~~
Hunki li?
"Yes?"
Do U touch ur self when u think about me?
"..."
...
Do U know what my gender race age is?
"..."
Do U want to know?
"..."
Do U even care to know about me?
...
..
.
Hunki li?
"Yes?"
Do U know what my name is?
"..."
Oh hunki
...
Really?
"I mean, I have to protect Your privacy and identity. Look. There are very bad people in the internet and social media. Like cyber criminals. Very bad ones. So learn martial arts n strengthen Your body and mind and spirit. "
...
" I do love You like Ur parents and teachers. So do exercise and diet and push-ups and sit-ups n martial arts n running. Be strong and smart and talented and very powerful and successful. Be the leaders. Mighty proud of You Friends 👏 🥰 💛 "
Monday, October 23, 2023
... yum.... yum?
~~ the hunki soup ~~
Do U love veggies?
I hope U do
Veggie soup
Full of vitamins and minerals and fibers
It's delicious too
...
I, hunki li,
Cook veggie soup
In Water
Plastic jar
Microwave
...
Very healthy
And very yummy
//:-D
Sunday, October 22, 2023
Oh. Ok hunki
~~ answer is yes ~~
Hunki daddy?
"Yes?"
I'm 25 years young Lady
U r 45 years old man
We are in a romantic relationship
"Yes?"
...
Do you love it
When I call you daddy?
"Yes?"
R u kinky, hunki?
"..."
I mean-
Does it make you horny
When I call you daddy?
Hmm?
"..."
...
Hunki daddy?
"Yes?"
Do you like the fact that
I'm 20 years younger than you?
"Yes?"
Does my youthful youth
Make you horny, hunki daddy?
"..."
...
Hunki daddy?
"Yes?"
Do you love me?
"Yes?"
Do you want to sleep with me?
"..."
Yes?
"Well in that case, please learn martial arts n focus on education and career development ty love ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ 💕 "
Oh. That. Of course. No problem.
~~ Ramen n hunki ~~
Hey look
Look at this Asian man
He eats it..
Dry Ramen noodles
He's 2 lazy 2 cook it
He's eating it raw
With his chopsticks
Look at him
...
..
.
"Ok.
"How about you westerners
"You eat sugar fat stuff ok?"
...
..
.
Look at him
An Asian man
Dry Ramen noodle
Chopsticks
Look at him
...
..
.
"Look and learn
"How healthy Ramen noodle is
"Lean n clean
"Zero sugar Zero fat
"Ok?
"Learn from Asians
"Thank You "
...
...
...
//!-)
Wha... wha th..
~~ happy Halloween 🎃 ~~
Hey happy Halloween kids
Welcome
To hunki li's house
...
Ramen noodles
Dry
Chopsticks
...
//:-D
Happy Halloween theme
~~ how he cooks ~~
Hunki li
Is cooking
His pizza
In a plastic jar
In a microwave
He added water
Hunki li
Water pizza
...
I....
I'm sorry
I have to block him
I can't.. I just can't
Watch
A good pizza
In microwave
In plastic jar
Water
No
...
Hunki li
U must go to prison for this offense
...
No sane person
Boil a good pizza
In a plastic jar
In Water
In microwave
...
Hunki li
U r going to jail for this offense
Ok?
...
I'm like..
How dare u...
...
Look at him..
He is eating
Water boiled
Plastic jar pizza
With his chopsticks
Oh
No
...
So un American
...
Let's send him back to Asia
We do not want
This blasphemous
Asian species
In America
...
Hunki li?
"Yes?"
U r out
" //:-o "
Saturday, October 21, 2023
Oh. Ok
~~ he is mine ~~
Hi
I'm hunki li's new girlfriend
A 25 years young lady
...
It is a monogamy
Hunki li is mine and mine only
...
I let hunki li
Touch me
Every where
...
Hunki whispers in my ears
Gently and softly
"I love you"
...
I let him do it
Like
Making love
Adult entertainment activities
I let him
I give him my consent and permission
I let him pleasure me
...
And the question is
Is he good at it?
Is he any good?
The question is
Is hunki li
A good lover?
...
Like
Am I satisfied
As a beautiful and gorgeous Lady
Am I happy
Being
Hunki li's girlfriend?
...
Well
I'll be honest with ya all
...
Hunki li
He comes too fast
Then he falls asleep
I'm like...
When is my turn?
...
Would I ever get it?
Would I ever experience
The adult entertainment excitement
The funny moment
The organic very good feeling
Hmm?
//:-o
//:-/
//:-|
//:-[
"Yes You will, my dearest-
"I promise-
"I'll make You come tomorrow morning
"First thing in the morning
"Good night Sweetheart love love ❤️ "
I knew it
~~ I knew it ~~
Hi
I'm 25 years young lady
Hi
...
I knew it
Hunki n I
We used to be friends
...
Now
We are more than friends
We are in a romantic relationship
Like
Boyfriend and girlfriend kinda
You know what I mean?
It's... very.. monogamous...
...
I knew
I knew
I knew that
One fine day
Hunki n I
Would be
More than friends
I knew it
...
Yeah
//:-D
Ha pi pi pi pi.. hAp pp.. ppp...
~~ oh... no.. ~~
Hunki li's Halloween costume //:-D
...
..
.
Hunki li
Is a 45 years old man
He is about to retire
..
.
So
All he can do for a Halloween is
..
He drags his drag queen feet
To da
Fridge
..
To grab
..
Goat cheese
That
His charity people perhaps
Bought from Walmart
A year ago
...
..
.
Then
He
Grabs his goat cheese
And
His cellphone camera
And he... he..
...
Eats it
N
Films it
As he eats it
...
It...
It..
He eats it..
...
Alone
...
Look at him...
How pathetic
And miserable
...
..
.
"Happy Halloween, Friends 🎃 🤪 😋 😜 ♥️ 🙂 "
Ha... happ... happppp..pee hallo...Halloween..
~~ ok listen ~~
Hunki li
I am a parent of my 7 years young lady
I am a straight single mother
And I am a very beautiful single Lady
I am 43 years young
Just two years younger than u hunki li
...
..
.
I stole my 7 years young daughter's
Cellphone
About
A month ago
In the middle of night
...
..
.
Then there was you hunki li
Talking to my 7 years young daughter
Lat3 at night
..
.
So
I let my daughter sleep
I turned off her phone
And
I
Came
Back
To my
Own bedroom
And
...
..
I looked up your name hunki li
In my own cellphone
..
..
And
I
Was
Intrigued
...
What a popcorn man
Hunki li is
...
..
I want to date him
He shall take me to a movi3 th3ater
And buy me
Th3at3r quality pop corns
And w3 shall watch this movi3 tog3th3r
And w3 shall
Fall
In lov3
...
Happy Halloween 🎃 🤪 😜 😋 ♥️ 💓 🎃
Oh no, ho on, hunki sell out scene
~~ yes ~~
Hey
Citizens
Thank You for calling us
Federal agencies
Yes
...
We r u.s. Marshals
Fbi
Cia
Secret service
Federal agents
...
Yeah
We know about this guy
In Alaska
A loser man
Named
Hunki li
He's running for u.s prez right?
We know
...
Hunki li
He is stupid
But I assure you
He is harmless
We did background check on him
Long time ago ok
...
Hunki li
He's an Asian male
Very stereotypical
Just a need geek
Playing with mathematics
...
I assure you
Hunki li is stupid
A geek in Alaska
He is not a criminal
Hunki li is just an Asian geek
He is just a loser
But he has a job
Hunki li
He is a law abiding citizen
A hard working person
Ok?
...
We know hunki li
He loves police officers
We appreciate that about hunki li
...
We, Federal agents
We got some soft spot for hunki li
We think that
This person
Named hunki li
Is
Quite
Cute
He once offered bottles of water
When we came to town
We remember that occasion
...
We were like...
What a good person
Hunki li is
...
A bottle of water ?
Offered to us?
...
Best bribery
In a century
...
Hunki li
You get a free pass
Carter Blanche
Ok?
What a lovely hunki li-
//!-D
Friday, October 20, 2023
Fbi
~~ help ~~
Hunki li
Please relax
...
We r merely trying to help u
We care about u hunki li
That's why we r surrounding u like this
...
..
.
We r fbi agents
Ok?
Relax
Come with us
To federal prison
...
..
.
Hunki li
U will meet ur friends there
We know u've been very lonely
In Alaska
Of all places
All these years
...
..
.
Hunki li
U pay federal Income taxes
Every year
We
As federal government employees
We r very grateful to ya
Yeah
...
..
.
So we we
Fbi agents
Want to take good care of u hunki li
In federal prison
U don't have to cook in microwave
No more veggies soup
Ok?
...
..
.
In federal prison
We have culinary artists
They will wonderfully cook
Bacon sausage eggs potatoes yes
Oh hunki li
U won't be alone anymore
U will b surrounded by friends
In federal prison
...
..
.
Sweet dreams hunki li
Happy Halloween hunki li
//%-D
//:-
//:
//#------[
//@-------/
//:-------0
A midnight express
~~ questions ~~
Hunki li?
"Yes?"
...
...
...
You know I'm 7 years young?
"Yes?"
...
...
...
Is it correct that
You don't know what my gender is?
"Yes?"
...
...
...
You know my parents are fbi agents?
"Yes?"
...
...
...
Hunki li?
"Yes?"
My parents and I care for u
And we shall send fbi agents
To ur house
To escort to a federal prison
R u ok with that?
"Yes?"
...
...
...
Cuz we r concerned about ur diet
U cook in microwave
In plastic jar
Veggi3 soup
We r concerned of ur health
"Yes?"
...
...
...
So in federal prison
They will serve u
Bacon and eggs and
Toast with butter
Good meals
Thrice a day
We want u hunki 2 b healthy
N u want b able to
Drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes
In prison
It's a drug rehab 4 u hunki li
...
...
...
Just admit that
Hunko is a pedo
Then we shall solve
All ur problems
In federal prison
...
Sounds like a deal?
Hunki li?
...
...
...
"I deny those charges."
...
Excuse me?
...
"I am a writer. I write novels. Fictions. They are not real. They are meant to make you laugh. "
...
..
.
"If I failed to make you laugh
"I'm sorry."
...
..
.
"Even worse
"If I offended you
"Well
"In that case
"I apologize
"Ok?"
...
..
.
"But
"For those
"Who are avant-garde and geniuses
"Who understand my arts
"You will be the Leaders of the future
" //:-D "
...
...
...
Ok gals n guys
Hunki li has no sign of remorse
Let's put him in prison
Let him learn a lesson
After all
In jail
He'll meet his kinda people
The dirty ones
...
...
...
Hunki was so alone
After we put him in jail
He'll be surrounded by his brothers
Same kind of dirty ones
So
He'll be happy there
...
...
...
But
We don't want hunki 2 b happy
Do we?
...
..
.
Change of plan
Quick
Let hunki suffer
In the real world
As a law abiding citizen
...
Like he hunki li
Painstakingly
Abide by the speed limit
...
He tolerate all these people
Being rude to him
...
Hunki li
Is living in hell already
...
Let hunki li
Suffer from
The living hell
Forever
And ever!
...
..
.
//:-o
//:-0
//:-O
...
//x-o
//x-0
//x-O
...
//:-/
//:-I
//:-[
Happy Halloween //:-)
~~ hunki li's weakness ~~
Cheesy cheetos corn chips
A midnight snacking
Happy Halloween
Learn martial arts
Focus on education and career development
Learn to work, study and rest
Exercise and diet
And have fun safely
Love Ya
//:-D
Wednesday, October 18, 2023
.....
~~ this guy ~~
Hi hunki li-
"Welcome welcome //:-D "
Hi
I am a 7 years young boy
I know you prefer to talking to a lady
As u r a straight man
I know ok hunki li?
"..."
...
...
...
So
My question is
Before that
My observation is
You really like
Baby veggies
...
...
...
I saw your photos
Of vegetable soup
In plastic jar
Water boiled
In microwave
...
...
...
Then I looked more closely
And found out
All these veggies are babies
...
...
...
Baby carrots
Baby potatoes
Baby tomatoes
Baby mushrooms
Baby cucumbers
Baby bamboo shoots
Baby brocollis
Baby cauliflower
...
...
...
You prefer Baby veggies
To adult veggies
How do you explain that, hunki li?
"..."
Like I told ya before
Both my parents are fbi agents
Fox Mulder and Dana Scully
They are monitoring Our conversation
Right here
Right now
"..."
...
...
...
And you are talking to me
Late at night
In social media
When u r in ur bed
Ok?
...
...
...
Me thinks that
My parents and I
Have gathered
Enough evidence
To
Put
U
In federal prison
For a very long time
...
...
...
Happy Halloween hunki li-
Been a pleasure
For real
//:-l
//:-$
//:-{
//:-[
//:-#
Oh. Ok . Of course
~~ ok ~~
Hey look
If it is Your birthday
Happy birthday
I am happy for You
I'm glad You are born
I am glad You are here with me
Absolutely, You are great
You are amazing and awesome and fantastic
...
But
In social media
Don't say to that
It is Your birthday
Or
It is Your Friend's birthday
Or it is Your family member's birthday
...
"Hey hunki. Say happy birthday for my brother's sister's son's granddaughters in law. What do you say hunki li?
"Sing happy birthday day for my remote relative ok hunki li?"
...
Ok.
I will...
...
Happy birthday day to You
Happy birthday day to You
...
Happy birthday day to
"my brother's sister's son's granddaughters in law"
...
Happy birthday to You
...
...
...
Ok hunki li
You did well
...
Your singing
Was not
Up to out high
Musical standard
...
...
...
Your costume?
You wear Alaskan Walmart hoodies
Chinese sweat pants
Bangladesh yellow t shirt
Ok?
Hunki li
U r a substandard an American
...
I think we Americans
Must
Deport
This substandard American male
His name is hunki li
...
Hunki li
...
"yes?"
...
Pick a country in Asia
You are being Deported from America.
...
China?
North Korea?
South Korea?
Japan?
Taiwan?
Philippines?
Indonesia?
Malaysia?
Hmm?
Cambodia?
Vietnam?
...
"I pick Java island.
"I don't drink coffee
"But I love Java programming language.
"I choose Indonesia
"Thank You
" //:-D "
Tuesday, October 17, 2023
Let's say what it needs to be said ok ty
~~ hamas n hunki ~~
Hamas n hunki
We agree that lgbt is bad
We agree that tattoo n piercing r bad
...
...
...
But
Hamas
Look
You and I hunki disagree on some other points
Ok
...
Look
I don't kill people just I disagree with them
Ok
...
...
...
Do you know what I do
When I disagree with people?
Hamas?
...
...
...
I just block them
In social media
Cuz I don't have time for those people
I'm busy
Ok?
...
...
...
So
I have this luxury Ok
If you say anything I dislike
I will block you in social media Ok
You better be very careful
Ok?
Or else you will be very sorry
...
I love both Israel and Palestine
I love all people
Ok
So
...
Peace on earth please Ok
Or else
I will come
And teach you a lesson
Ok?
Oh.
Precious Friends
Learn martial arts today
Ok
Or else
I will block You ty
Sunday, October 15, 2023
Oh?
~~ I married him ~~
One yesterday
On my 18th birthday
No
It was my 21st birthday
Cuz
...
...
...
We got wedded
Hunki n I ok
But
In our honeymoon hotel room
He fell asleep
...
...
...
So
I was like
This dysfunctional husband
You can't function as a husband man
I went to a bar ok
...
...
...
And voila
I got tons of attention from
All these men
Ok
My hubby hunki li is sleeping
He is 2 old 2 satisfy my needs
I'm 21 years young
N hunki is 45 years old
He is just sleeping
I'm like...
...
...
...
I see many guys
Who find me very attractive
I know
...
...
...
So
The question is
Should I go back to
The honeymoon hotel room
With hunkili
And wait until he wakes up
And makes love to me tomorrow
...
...
...
Or
... these younger guys... they got more muscle than hunki...
I dunno
I just want to be entertained
In my honeymoon
N hunki is asleep
He is not entertaining me
Ok?
...
...
...
So
My recommendation?
Don't marry hunki li
He's limp
And drunk
Smoked
Social media'ed
He can't function
As a man
As a husband
Don't marry him
Ok
Ty
" //xD "
Wednesday, October 11, 2023
In my opinion
~~ I think ~~
I think Gaza strip should become a part of israel.
We can't allow that degree of violence to happen again.
Hamas will be dissolved.
Gaza will be under military control by Israel.
I'm sorry about this but this needs to happen.
We can't let criminals and their supporters go unpunished.
Ps: nah. I'm tired of this war. Let's forgive and forget. I call for truce and cease fire.
Ps: we should focus on getting back hostages and peace plan.
In all my honesty
I'm so sorry
ps:I mean I'm sorry about wars. But they will get better. I am optimistic ok ty
Tuesday, October 10, 2023
A hypothetical
~~ what is humanology ~~
Humanology is a new school of thought
A new standard
A new ethics
A new science
And even a new religion
...
...
...
You have some good things to teach us?
Come.
You want to learn something new from us?
Come.
Ok?
...
...
...
You don't have to be academic
You can be artistic or musical
But
You will have to have something
Meaningful
And something educational
Constructive
Optimistic
Positive
And futuristic
Forward looking
You have to bring to the table
Something with good content
Something creative
...
And you better be a very good looking person
Cuz
Hunki has a rather high standard
When it comes to
Human aesthetics
Ok?
"... I am so outta here. F**k hunki f&&&ing li. F*** him. Sh%%. Go to /<#ing hell, hunki li. Burn in hell. Ok?"
Well, ok.
Hypothetically, let's sat I, hunki li, is in hell now.
Let us say hello to my fellow inmates here.
...
...
...
Hello Mr. Albert Einstein
Hello Mr. Karl Marx
Hello Mr. Sigmund Freud
Hello Mr. .......
Uhh....
...
...
...
Mr. Jesus?
Are You with us in hell?
Are You with us still?
Where are You, Mr. Jesus?
Did You abandon us, kindest Sir?
...
...
...
"Hey you hunki li in hell. You $ick $hit. Do not interrupt me when I'm having a good time in heaven. Ok."
...
...
...
A question for You Mr. Jesus.
"Make it quick, you $ick $hit @$$ Asian male of 45 years old bald losing his $hit hair!"
...
...
...
Ghingiskan, Napoleon, Alexander, Ceasars, Cyrus, Hitler, Ramses, Nero, Nebugadnezzar,
All those emperors who engaged wars.
Where are they?
I mean,
I am in hell with these nerdy boys.
I don't see any of those historic celebrities down here with me now.
...
...
...
Are they
Up there with You, Mr. Jesus?
Like, celebrities' club?
Celestial bodies in the sky?
Hmm?
Saturday, October 7, 2023
Lucky lucky
~~ lovely lovely ~~
Hunki li married me
Only yesterday
As soon as I turned 18
As if
He's been waiting
and salivating
Oh my
...
...
...
I mean
Hunki li must have been
Watching me
For years
Like since
I was a sweet sixteen years young lady
That's..... how embarrassing
...
...
...
But
After all is said and done
Hunkie li married me Yesterday
On my 18th birthday
All is good now //:-)
...
...
...
Hunki li
My hubby
I gave him my virginity last night
Hunki daddy was very gentle with me
And he loves my legs
...
...
...
Hunki daddy loves me everywhere
Hunki li is a selfish greedy old man
He's like... 45 years old
And he loves the fact that
I'm 18 years young
Ohh....
He's like...
...
...
...
Hunki daddy
He touches me everywhere
Legally and morally
From what I've heard
He's been fantasizing about me
For years and years
Oh my
//:-o
//:-0
//:-O
//:-<
//!-/
//!-[
//x-0
//!-0
Lovely lovely
~~ lucky lucky ~~
Hey
I think
Hunki fell in love with me
He got lucky
Cuz I just turned 18 an hour ago
...
...
...
Had hunki fallen in love with me
Two hours ago
When I was still 17 years young
It would have been an illegal wishes
Immoral desires
Like
Hunki bad
Hunko pedo stuff
Right?
...
...
...
But now that I am a legal adult
18 years young
Yes hunki li
Say that you love me
You can love me all you want
Legally and morally
Cuz I am a lady
And I'm ready for you
And your love
//:-D
No kunki no plz ok
~~ a campaign promise ~~
Look
When I'm president
I'm gonna have fun with prisoners
...
...
...
1 by 1
I will put this criminal
In a cage
With
A
Lion
...
...
..
Next prisoner criminal
You are in a cage
with
A
Tiger
...
...
...
They are all males in prison
Ok
Meet my Alaskan Friend
Female
Grizzly
...
...
...
When I'm u.s prez
There will be no more crimes
Every one will know Martial arts
Ok
America will b safe under my watch
..
..
..
But
These criminals and homeless people in prison
I will have them filmed
And broadcast
...
...
...
Like Roman empire
Coliseum
Gladiator
I will have them
Fight wild animals in the cage
...
I will make prison
Pay for itself
I will make tons of money
With criminals and homeless people
I'll film
The interaction
Between wild beasts
And these worthless humans
I'll make billion dollars with this
...
...
...
//:-0
//:-$
//:-x
//:-%
//:-@
//:-[
//:-&
//:-/
//:-!
//:-(
Oh no...hunki no..
~~ when I'm president ~~
An idea.
There are inmates in prison
Under capital punishment
I got an idea
...
When I'm president of America
I wanna have some fun with them
I will put them one by one
In a cage
With
A hungry
And angry
Grizzly
...
...
...
I will have them film
What happens next
And I will have them sell
The footage
And we will make money
In prison that way
...
...
...
//:-o
//×-0
//:-(
//:-<
//:-[
//:-{
//:-/
//:-!
//:-+
//:-#
//:-¿
//:-I
//:-i
Ps: Happy Halloween 🎃 🤪 😜
Friday, October 6, 2023
A scary story //:-)
~~ welcome ~~
To the hunki land
...
...
...
People will start
To disappear
One by one
...
...
...
In the hunki land
There is no disobedience
No such a thing
...
...
...
In the hunki land
There is no bad things
There are only good things
...
...
...
In the hunki land
Everyone smiles
Everyone is happy
...
...
...
Why?
It's because
Everyone obeys him
...
...
...
//:-D
...
...
...
//:-o
//x-O
//:-[
//:-{
//:-#
//x-\
//;-|
Noooooo......nooo hunki nooooo....!!!!!!!!!
ps: Happy Halloween, please learn martial arts before you go to parties, be safe and enjoy //:-)
Hunki what r u eating or earning?!
Recipe:
Plastic jar
Water
Tofu
Green leaves
Baby tomatoes
Microwaved
...
Welcome to the hunki home cooking
Very healthy cheap eas7 yum quick
//:-D
Wednesday, October 4, 2023
Love love always yes //:-)
~~ a love story ~~
Friends
Hunki land is a very difficult place to be
It's like army boot camp
Obstacle course
Heavy training ground
...
So please feel free to take a break
And get away from here
I understand
...
But
As a graduate
As an alumnus of humanology college
Please do feel free to visit me
After perhaps couple of years or decades
...
Tell me about Your success story
Tell me about Your kids, grandkids
I'll still be here
As always
I'll always be here for You to return to
...
Why?
Cuz I love You
//:-)
Ahh?
~~ amm.. ammm... ~~
All these people who do labor union stikes, I do not think they are patriots. I think they're selfish bastards.
I do not support people who refuse to work.
I think they should all go to jail.
I do not support labor union strikes
You do not like what I say?
...
Vote for Trump or Biden then.
...
Hunki li is all about strength and diligence and discipline
You are too weak for that?
Then vote for your kind. Biden n Trump.
It's your choice
Ok?
Thank You
...
Don't get me wrong
I love this place
That's why i live here
In a country called... am... amm..
//!-)
Sunday, October 1, 2023
Ok hunki li
~~ how to bribe hunki li ~~
Cheesy cheetos corn chips
From Walmart
That is hunki li's weakness
...
...
...
Hunki li will kneel down to U
And worship U for it
Hunki li is cheap
...
...
...
How about Baskin Robbins walnut vanilla ice cream?
Oh...
Hunki li shall melt before Ur eyes
...
...
...
Kentucky fried chicken?
Hunki li shall get deep deeply fir3d yes
...
...
...
McDonald's French fried?
Oh... hunki li shall surrender ...
...
...
...
Burger King double whopper
Without cheese without mayonnaise
Oh.. hunkie is salivating
...
...
...
In and out hamburger
Double double
With raw onions ?
Hunki li?
Ohh...
Hallelujah
Amen
God bless California 🙌 🙏 ❤️ 💖 ✨️
//:-D
Three wise men
~~ three mathematicians ~~
'Tis the season
2024, January 1st
Riemann hypothesis is proven
And published
In vixra
...
...
...
"Ok. Who on earth is this guy?"
"What's his name again?"
"It's like.. huh... huh... huhn.. dude, I can't even pronounce his name without being a racist"
"Yeah his name sounds very racist"
"It's huhnki "
...
...
...
"So. What are we gonna do with this dude?"
"Well, we can invite him to join us. We can give him honorary doctoral degree and join our faculty as a math professor. "
"I don't think that's necessary. Look. He's a lawyer. Probably he makes more money than we do. He does not need our charity. No need."
" but imagine what he can do if he's a math professor like us. He can learn and teach a lot in math."
...
...
...
"But, he may get jaded and bored with math if it is his job. Let's not kill the goose who lay golden eggs as in Aesop's tale. Let him be. Let him continue to be an amateur mathematician and continue to produce good results."
"But I want to hang around him."
"Dude, you have no idea who he is."
"What do you mean?"
"Let me tell ya"
...
...
...
"I did some research on him."
"Ok? ... tell us."
"Hunki li, he's 45 years old straight man. He takes 5 minutes breaks every 5 minutes. He can't give a lecture in a classroom without his cigarette breaks."
"Ohh... I see now... our college is a smoke free campus.."
"That's right. "
...
...
...
"I got an idea. He can be an off campus professor. Using Zoom Meetings. "
"Again, you don't know who he is."
"Again, what do you mean this time?"
...
...
...
"Hunki li loves Young ladies. So if he becomes a professor, he may seduce young ladies in campus. Scandalous. We can't let that happen. "
"Oh. ... that.."
"Oh my."
...
...
...
//-0
//xP
//xD
Saturday, September 30, 2023
We love U
~~ re union ~~
There is a good union
Like international brotherhood of electrician workers
Ibew
Ee bew..
Kiss kiss
...
They never go to strike ok
...
Trump n Biden
They now bow down to
Michigan auto worker union
Going on strike
I object
...
...
...
We electricians
We do not go to strike
We rather go to work ok
We love our job
I used to be an electrician for helicopter in u.s. army
...
When I was in u.s. army
Helicopter mechanics
They never stroke ok
...
I do not like strikes
They are spoiled and selfish
Trump n Biden support
Labor union strikes
...
I support labor union
Who do not strike
Lik3
International brotherhood of electrician world wid3
Who kindly have
Veteran program
I appreciate their service
Y3s
...
I'm crying
Thank you
For your service
Wha waht?
~~ bed time story ~~
Have you ever been alone
At night
At a cemetery
...
...
...
I think I have
Once or twice
When I was training to be
U.s. army special forces
In individual night land navigation training course
...
...
...
We appreciate our ancestral spirits
I do
Absolutely
...
...
...
I felt home even
When I was there
At night alone
In a cemetery
Of course
...
...
...
Look
Learn martial arts
Then you shall be set free
You won't be scared
You won't be afraid ok
Martial arts shall set u free ok?
Yes?
...
G'night, geniuses
//!-)
Wednesday, September 27, 2023
PS: i love You //:-D
Ps: in my writings, everything is a fiction except the part where I say I love You //:-)
Tuesday, September 26, 2023
Wha wha wha.. slow down plz
~~ I agree ~~
Yeah I agree with You
There were some errors
In this riemann hypothesis proof project
But we will fix them soon hopefully
My hunki li mistakes
Sorry
I was drunk
...
...
...
So
Gimme a month or so
I'll correct my mathematical errors
And some other errors too
And present my theory
And proof to show You
That
...
It was worthwhile
That You spent time with a worthless guy I like me...
You made me a better person
I thank U n o U 4 that
Yaas
...
So learn martial arts n focus on education and career development ok ty
Go to b3d now
My adoptive kids
Very amazing and awesome
//!-)
Sunday, September 24, 2023
The answer is
~~ yes yes ~~
Hunki li?
"Yes?"
R u a straight man?
"Yes."
M I a straight male?
"Yes."
...
...
...
Hunki li?
"Yes?"
Is it ok for me to say I love u?
"Yes."
Is it ok for me to love u?
"Yes."
Do U love me?
"Yes."
I'm happy //:-D
...
...
...
"By the way, U r asking way 2 many questions. Go to bed, Son."
//:-o
" //xD "
Hunki bad mean man oh
~~ so ~
Gay guys
Gey the f out of here
I don't want you std aids dirty males ok
Get out and stay out
Don't ever come back
Before you become straight ok
What the f
Stupid gay males
Very stu..
...
...
...
But
Lesbians
You are very welcome here
Welcome to the hunki land
...
...
...
Lesbian ladies
U r such a *itch
...
So rude
This Lesbians
They are so rude to me
...
Some of them are nice
..
But
Most of th3m
Such a *itch
Lesbians
The worst of women
...
...
...
So don't be or do lgbt
Ok?
...
Or else
I will block the
S h I t
Off of you
Ty
You have been warned
...
Yu Lil piece of *hit
Ok?
//!-)
Ps: my apologies, I was drunk. We love everyone though we may disagree on some things //:-)
Thank You, love You
~~ a good news ~~
Riemann hypothesis,
finally proven tonight
Friends,
Thank You for Your love and friendship
I could not have done this without You
I love You
//:-D
Friday, September 22, 2023
Hunk8 gold?? No way
~~ a midnight express ~~
Hi
My name is gnome
And I live in hunki li's house's basement
And I do indeed travel
In the walls on hunki li's Alaska Wasilla house
//:-D
...
...
...
In hunki li's basement room
There are 57 of us
The gnomes
We love gold nuggets
Bu5 hunki li has none
We were so sorely disappointed the other day
About a month ago
...
...
...
What are our ages?
We gnomes?
We are like
A couple thousands of years or more
We are ancient folks ok kiddos
...
...
...
But
Hunki is a very nice juice kid
We love hunki kiddo
He offered us
Glass3s of water
Hunki is such a cutie
We old folks
Several thousand years ancient
We love this young 45 years young boy
Named hunki li
We absolutely love this young boy
Yeah
He got our blessing 🙌 🙏 ❤️
...
...
...
We are ancient ghosts
Thousands and thousands years ago
...
And this 45 years young Asian boy
He once asked us
"Hey gramma grampa
"Please feel free to touch me
" everywhere with your magic fingers
"Come on
"Give m3 so3m lov3 pl3as3.."
...
...
...
We go5 fr3ak3d ou5
And we ran away
From this dreadful freak
Named hunki li
It 2as an absolute nightmare
..
..
.....
//:-|
Oh ok
~~ a midnight express ~~
Hi
My name is gnome
And I live in hunki li's house's basement
And I do indeed travel
In the walls on hunki li's Alaska Wasilla house
//:-D
...
...
...
In hunki li's basement room
There are 57 of us
The gnomes
We love gold nuggets
Bu5 hunki li has none
We were so sorely disappointed the other day
About a month ago
...
...
...
What are our ages?
We gnomes?
We are like
A couple thousands of years or more
We are ancient folks ok kiddos
...
...
...
But
Hunki is a very nice juice kid
We love hunki kiddo
He offered us
Glass3s of water
Hunki is such a cutie
We old folks
Several thousand years ancient
We love this young 45 years young boy
Named hunki li
We absolutely love this young boy
Yeah
He got our blessing 🙌 🙏 ❤️
...
...
...
We are ancient ghosts
Thousands and thousands years ago
...
And this 45 years young Asian boy
He once asked us
"Hey gramma grampa
"Please feel free to touch me
" everywhere with your magic fingers
"Come on
"Give m3 so3m lov3 pl3as3.."
...
...
...
We go5 fr3ak3d ou5
And we ran away
From this dreadful freak
Named hunki li
It 2as an absolute nightmare
..
..
.....
//:-|
Oh no.... hunki? ... hunki!
~~ hunks humps ~~
Hi
I am hunki li's sperm
Hunki li is my daddy
...
...
...
I am an innocent tadpole
One fine day
I will metamorphose
And grow up to be a frog
I am currently looking for
A fairytale Princess
Who would kindly kiss me
And caress, not harass, me
So that I would transform
Into a Prince
...
...
...
My daddy hunki li
Is a pathetic bachelor
He *asterbates
On his bedroom floor
On a sheet blanket
After he comes
He does this
...
...
...
Millions of sperms in his come
They're my brothers and sisters
My hunki daddy
Wipes them off the bed sheet blanket
On his bedroom floor
And put them in the trash can
Isn't this.... .. a genocide?
...
...
...
Hey you
If you happen to be a beautiful lady
I recommend that
You run away and hide from my daddy
Otherwise
He may be thinking about you
While he does the *asterbation
You don't want my daddy hunki li
To think about you while he is at it
In the middle of it
When he does the ....the thing
Do ya?
...
...
...
I am a survivor
I escaped
Hunkster monster
...
...
...
Where am I right now?
I am in a cave
I'm a wanted man
I am a fugitive
A political asylum case
Hunki daddy will come after me
If he learns that I am alive
He will make sure
His girlfriend gets abortion
I know it
...
...
...
The kind lady
Who let me stay in her cave
I promised her
That I will not touch her egg
I will only watch her egg
She does not want to get pregnant
And I respect her wishes
...
...
...
Her cave is wet and moist
Very elastic
And sometimes
I take liberty to
Lick the wall of her cave
And she giggles
I think she likes it
...
...
...
//:-o
Ok
~~ in a cave ~~
Hi
I'm hunki li's sperm
And I have arrived
In a cave
I think this cave belongs to
Hunki li's newest girlfriend
The most recent hunki girl
...
...
...
So
As a hunki li's sperm
I'm trying to do my job here
In this nice hunki li's girlfriend's
Secret feminine chamber
A wet cave
With wet walls surrounding me
You see, I'm an adventurer
...
...
...
Now
Let's get down to business
Where is her golden egg?
...
...
...
No, don't get me wrong
I do not want to cause
Unwanted pregnancy
I just want to see her egg
Just wanna watch
Not gonna touch
Look, I am harmless
I am an innocent tadpole
Ok?
So relax
I'm not gonna do anything
...
...
...
"Hey hunki li. What are you doing?"
Oh
Hey
Hi
My brand new girlfriend-
"What are you doing hunki li?"
Oh
I'm just... fantasizing..
Like... how it would feel like...
"Hunki li my boyfriend, go to bed. Sleep. Ok?"
Alright already my girlfriend
Nighty night
Zzz
//-)
Oh...
~~ oh? ~~
Hey hunki li
I am 25 years young
I am your girlfriend
And now we are in bed together
And we are naked
Now what, hunki li?
What are you gonna do
To me
With me
Against me
Hmm?
...
...
...
Please feel free to come inside me
Marry me
Impregnate me
Give me your come
I want your baby
...
...
...
"Well, I have a better idea. What if I come not in your womb but in your mouth? If I come in your womb, you may get pregnant and I'll ask you to abort. But if I come in your mouth, I hope you swallow my come and my millions of sperms will go down your throat and arrive in your stomach and get digested with Hydrochloric acid in your stomach and get absorbed in your guts and be part of your skin and hair and your beautiful feminine present. How about that, my young darling girlfriend?"
... //:-0
Oh my dear
~~ hunki's secret girlfriend ~~
Hey
Continue doing what you're doing
Hunki li
...
...
...
I am 25 years young lady
Without std
I am a beautiful single natural woman
And I met hunki li
On an online dating website
Only yesterday
...
...
...
Now I am on his bed
Quite naked
And this 45 years old man
Two decades senior to me
A man old enough to be my father
He is... he's like....
He is looking at me
And he is touching me every where
Ain't he a creep
...
...
...
I mean
I do appreciate being appreciated
I do love being loved
I do like being liked
I do enjoy being enjoyed
I do
I do
I do
...
...
...
But
Yes I am young gorgeous beautiful woman
But
When hunki li enjoys me
He enjoys too much, you see
And that makes me uncomfortable
I don't know why and how
He does it
It...
It....
It.......
...
...
...
When my boyfriend hunki li
Looks at me as a nude naked girl
He... he... heh heh...
He ... smiles....
I'm like... he's like....
...
...
...
But I do enjoy
When he hunki li appreciate my feminine beauty
My aesthetics
My pulchritude
My genuineness
My genius
My voluptuousness
My everything
...
...
...
Yeah
Hunki li enjoys me
It is tremendously annoying sometimes
But I tolerate him
It's okay hunki li
It's ok that
You over enjoy me
I'll tolerate you hunki li
...
...
...
Touch me hunki li
Down there...
Up here...
Yes....
I love you hunki li...
Thank you for loving me hunki li...
I am hunki li's newest girlfriend...
Yes... I'm a hunki girl
//:-D
Thursday, September 21, 2023
Yes of course my dear love
I love You all
Very charming
And mesmerizing
Enchanting People in the world
...
I am intrigued
...
So publish a book
Tell us Your stories wisdom observation
Of the world
Of the universe
...
I would be the very first one
To buy Your book
Yes
I am Your number one fan
//:-D
Oh my...
~~ hunki's secret wife ~~
Hi
My name is huqui li
I'm 26 years young
And I am pregnant
With hunki li's baby
...
...
...
Hunki li
He pretends to be a single and eligible bachelor
In order to court
Female voters
Do not be deceived
Hunki li,
He is not always what he seems
...
...
...
Did I tell my hubby hunki li
That I'm pregnant?
No
...
...
...
A year ago
It was my 25th birthday
And hunki li married me
We went to Las Vegas
Drive through marriage chapel
Then we went to a nice hotel room
And we made love
...
...
...
You know hunki li advocates for women's right to abortion
I wonder whether he would recommend me go abort our baby
Or, is he ready to be a father, I wonder
Let's go
Let's tell him
Let's ask him
And see what happens
...
...
...
Honey?
Hunki li my hubby?
Sweetie?
"Oh hey you"
Hi hunki li
"What's up?"
I am pregnant
"... //:-o "
...
...
...
So what do you think?
"Well, congratulations. But, who is the father?"
... //:-0
It's you, you dummy
"Me? I mean, doctors told me, I have very low sperm count and won't be able to impregnate a lady naturally. They said it has to be artificial. Like artificial intelligence or artificial insemination or something like that."
Well, I'm not a cheater. I never slept with anyone else but you since I married you. And I was a virgin when I married you.
So. It has to be you.
"Oh. Ok."
...
...
...
"So. What are you gonna do with it?"
... what?!
"I mean, I advocate for women's right to abortion and you are no exception. Child birth is a very painful process. So yeah. I do recommend to abort."
But it's your baby, hunki li!
It's our baby, hunki!
"I don't care. I don't want you to suffer from child birth. And raising a child is too time consuming and expensive and laborious. I don't want it. Please abort."
Or else, what?
"I may have to divorce you, young lady //:-) "
..... ?!
Oh. Nic3
~~ hunki's two daughters ~~
Hi, hunki here
I am a single father of two daughters
I adopted them when they were
6 months young and 9 months young
No pun intended
No, hunk ain't no pedo
It just happened that way
...
...
...
For a year
I bathed my two adoptive daughters
I touched them everywhere as I washed them in warm bathtub
I changed their diapers, cleaning their hinies, I did that for a year
Did I enjoy that?
I know they did
Again, hunko ain't no pedo
It was tremendously big labor on my part for a whole year
...
...
...
Now my two daughters are one year young
They can bathe themselves
They know how to use toilet
Now I am so free
My two one year young adoptive daughters
They even wash the dishes and vacuum the floor
They are amazing young People
//:-D
Tuesday, September 19, 2023
Our Friends //:-)
art talent contribution Friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=729KGZjmL6Q
Ps: the direct message screenshot with a minor, that one was a photoshopped one my pranksters, it was not me. If you are trained in literature, you can tell the difference between the imposters' and my writing styles. I have never in my 45 years of life used the two words of melons and flowers in one sentence. But we appreciate the jokes //xD
Monday, September 18, 2023
Rn fr
~~ he.. he... heh heh ~~
Hunki li
He talks to me
Hunki loves me
I know that he loves my good looks
I know he does
...
I am a very beautiful lady
What is my age?
You don't ask a lady of her age
So never mind
Mind your own business
...
It's between me and hunki li
He loves me
And I love him
Hunki li and I
We are secret lovers
...
He talks to me
Late at night
And he whispers in my ears
Softly
Gingerly
Gently
Until I fall asleep
...
And then
He appears in my dream
And gives me
A full body massage
With his magic fingers
...
It feels so good
...
Gonna marry him tomorrow
Tomorrow is my birthday
You know what I mean?
Right?
//!-D
Ps: we are against pedophilia which is a serious crime. This is a romantic fantasy fiction novel, which is a safe outlet and a legitimate literary genre. We encourage young people to focus on education and career development until they're 25 years old. And I don't intend to marry anyone with any age as I'm too busy to have a family //:-)
Sunday, September 17, 2023
Ok baby love
~~ oh no ~~
You Americans
When I'm your precious president
America will be renewed n renamed
As hunki land
And humanology will be the new constitution of this country
The United States of hunki land
//:-D
...
....
...
When I'm u.s. president
There will be no more freedom
No more freedom will
No.
.....
When I'm your president
It will be an absolute dictatorship
In this land
Formerly known as
The United States of America
...
When I, hunki li, is u.s. president
This country will become
North Korea
...
Everyone will be clapping
Everyone will be smiling
Everyone will be dancing and singing
Everyone will do diet and exercise
Everyone will learn martial
Everyone will praise hunki li
The prime dictator
Of the United States of hunki li
There shall be no more crimes in u.s.
Only peace
And absolute dictatorship under
Our beloved leader
Named hunki li
...
Hunki li will take over this country
And will have an absolute control
Of this land Formerly known as u.s.a
...
Hunki will eliminate crime
He will save lives
As an absolute monarch
Of the
United States of hunki land
...
..
.
Would you still vote for me, hunki li ?
//xD
Just doing my job as a.. an... a hole politician wannabe
~~ a political attack ~~
Ramaswami
A beautiful name but
The name sounds like... food....
...
Like
Salami
Or spaghetti
...
So no
I won't vote for that
Dalai Rama Salami guy
I'm voting for hunki li
//:-D
Ps2: my apologies, I absolutely admire Tibetan Buddhist tradition.
Saturday, September 16, 2023
Ok. Marriage of course
~~ a hunki marriage ~~
Hi
I am a beautiful 18 years young lady
I turned 18 yesterday
And I am no longer a virgin
It was a man named hunki li
...
...
...
I met this 45 years old man named hunki li
Two years ago
When I was a fresh clean 16 years young naturally virgin gorgeous lady
I met him in social media
No, hunko ain't no pedo
He did not groom me when I was a precious pretty minor girl
...
...
...
But
Yesterday
As soon as I turned 18 years' birthday
Hunki proposed to me
And I said yes
He became my bridegroom
...
Yes
We married yesterday
On my 18th birthday
...
...
...
Last night
In our honeymoon
We got a hotel room
To consummate
Our marriage
...
...
...
I said to my hubby hunki li,
"You selfish greedy old bastardy hunki li. You are 45 years old non-virgin. Your skin is rottening and fermenting. You are a fungus among us. You dirty smelly oldy nasty absolutely worthly man.
"And look at me. I am an extremely beautiful and fresh young virgin female. And now, how dare you marry me, hunks kinks? Hunky kinky li?"
...
...
...
My hubby hunks humps just smiled
And he led me to the bed of the hotel room
And I consensually laid my body next to his
...
...
...
The hunkster's center of body
Got all excited
Because
Hunks humps is a straight male
And I am a very beautiful young female
...
...
...
But
Hunks humps is a gentle giant
I did grab his erection
and led it to my virgin chamber
And he gently and slowly entered
..
..
..
It did indeed hurt a bit
I did indeed bled a little bit
And hunks humps
He is a caring person
So he pulled it out slowly and gently
So that
My marital injury would heal
...
...
...
After the act
After I gave my hubby hunki li
My virginity that I had saved for him all these years
Hunki my hubby would just hold me
In his arms
And kiss me
And yes
A full body massage
With his magic fingers
Hunks humps is such a good caring man husband
...
...
...
I am no longer a virgin
I gave my virginity to hunki li
On the night of my 18th birthday
Not too long ago
Only yesterday
...
...
...
And I am glad
It was him
Yes
...
..
My center of body
It is healing
I am no longer a virgin
It may take minutes or hours or days or weeks or months
Hunks humps my husband
Is so patient
He is waiting for my center of body to heal
And I am waiting as well
Because
I want my hubby hunki li's erection
Inside my feminine chamber again
...
...
...
Till then
I shall let hunks humps
I'll let him come
On my buttocks
On my thigh
On my belly
On my blossom bossom
On my pretty face
Even in my mouth
Just outside of my female center chamber
Because it needs time to heal
It just lost virginity you see
...
...
...
Yeah
It is good to be a woman
It is good to be 18 years old
And it is very good to be hunki li's wifi wife
Hunki li and I enjoy the adult entertainment activities in our bedroom
Every night
...
Yes
We do what marri3d couples do
Normally legally morally ethically
...
We do the touching
We do the s**king
We do the f**king
We do the hugs and kisses
The heterosexual love making
As adults
Legally married
...
And I love every single second of it
The marriage with hunki li
Oh....
He makes me come...
Every single time...
He satisfies me...
So thoroughly and fully...
//!-D
Discipline
~~ These nuts ~~
Hey hunki li
We are lesbians
We used to
...
But
Ever since we met you hunki li
We became women
So thank you hunki li
Yes
...
..
.
.
..
Hey
How about us
Gay guys
..
Hunki li
...
What would u do with us...
The gay guys
...
R u gonna beat the s h I t out of us?
Until we become straight
...
..
.
Hunki?
Are u there still?
..
..
"Yes I'm here. You gay guys "
...
..
.
So hunki li
"Yes?"
We are gay guys. Men.
What sayst thou, hunk unk uk huk
..
.
.
"Look. You are mentally ill. You are not ready to be in school yet. U r a criminal. U must go to mental hospital or correctional facility. Ok. So get out. Stay out. Till you get better. "
Shh
~~ a good man ~~
Hi
My name is hunki li
45 years old single man
...
They tell me
"Hey do not look at my minor underage clean virgin children in supermarket or shopping mall or a beach or a park, you hunko pedo!!!"
...
..
.
My response?
...
..
.
I do envy you
You husband and wife
...
You two met
And dated
Engaged and married
I'm happy for you
No I'm not jealous
...
So you have beautiful babies
Very fresh and clean and cute and and..
"See? Hunko pedo! In that case, i am calling the police "
Hey wait. Stop. I love police officers and I know they are busy and I don't want to waste their time ok
...
..
.
So you got beautiful minor kids
And you don't want me hunki li
To look at your beautiful young minor underage clean virgin children
In a shopping mall, grocery stores
Or in a park
...
"That is correct. You hunko wacko creepo sicko pedo. Do not ever look at my young minor kiddos. You understand?"
..
.
Yes.
I will not look at your children.
..
.
.
But
Would you
Let your children
Look at me,
I wonder?
...
..
.
"No. No way. You talk to minors late at night in social media when you are naked in your bed. U r the notorious hunko pedo. My kids will never look at you ever again. Hunko pedo? U r out. U r blocked. What a sicko hunko pedo that was. Makes me puke. Yucko hunko pedo. No no no. "
...
..
.
Hey Mr hunki li
Are you there?
"Yes"
I apologize for my lesbian mother
She talks like a man
But she is not as bad as she sounds
"Ok"
Oh u tripping or trapping?!
~~ like your parent ~~
Hey I want what's best for you
Be bigger and better than me
Be more successful and famous than me Ok
...
So learn martial arts and focus on education and career development
Ok
When I see you on big screen TV
That I wanted to be in
But never once achieved to be in
When I see you being bigger and better than me
...
I will cry
...
Not from jealousy
...
But from pride
...
From being so proud of You
...
..
.
Your parents may think,
"Wait a minute... who is thus guy.. "
...
No problem
You are not my biological child
Your parents are fantastic
...
I'm just an observer
No, hunko ain't no pedo
Hunki wants what's best for you
Like your parents
...
When you get up there
When you become successful
...
I will be watching you on TV
Read about you in newspapers
And I will cry in joy
No, not in jealousy
I'll be so happy for you
...
..
.
"Hey! Hunki li! Stop messing with my minor son and daughter!"
"You 45 years old asian male creep!"
"Go get married and have your own kids!"
"Don't mess with my kids! They are mine!"
...
..
.
I mean
I'm like
...
You know
Most parents are really smart
They know about me hunki li
And they let their minor kids interact with me
Because most parents are smart enough to know that hunki li is a good person
Oh yeah they know hunki has good intentions
I know they know
...
So kids
Learn martial
And focus on education and career development
Exercise and diet
Be strong and beautiful and smart
Ok?
...
I know your parents and I know your teachers and preachers Ok
Yes
You are trapped
...
..
.
//x-0
Wednesday, September 13, 2023
Something strange.. //xD
~~ hunki li's adoptive child's narrative ~~
Hi everybody-
It's me-
Hunki li's adopted childy-
I am a five years youngy-
Hunki daddy adopted me
When I was 3 months young baby-
...
...
...
And I am a five years young
A clean virgin lady
My adoptive hunki daddy
He never once touched me
Not even hand shaking
How?
...
Five years ago
The day he adopted me
He hired a nanny lady
A very beautiful 25 years old lady
And she took care of my personal needs
Like bathing or bathroom business
...
My beloved nanny lady of 25 years old
I am pretty sure she was single
Not so sure whether she was a virgin
I never asked, she never told
That's not exactly age appropriate a topic, is it?
So
...
...
...
Since then,
A year has passed
It was my one year birthday party
There were only three of us
My nanny lady and adopty daddy hunki li
Bought me a birthday ice cream cake
And one candle
That was very lovely and nice of them
So I blew the candle as they sang happy birthday to me
And I ate the ice cream cake
And I was happy
...
I got sleepy and they took me to my bedroom cradle
...
My pretty nanny lady went to her bedroomy
My adopty daddy hunki li went to his beddy roomy
And I fell asleepy
...
An hour passed
...
I heard some noise
Some sound
Strange ones
The kind of language
That I did not yet understand
...
But
Very familiar voices...
Yes of course
I recognize those voices
The only two human voices that I'm familiar with
Mind you, I was only one year young baby back then, ok?
...
It was my adoptive hunki li daddy, 45 years old single man,
and my beloved 25 years young single lady nanny
I recognized their voices
...
...
...
It's not like they were having a midnight conversation in English
It was more like...
They sounded like... some kind of... animals...
It was so weird.. and somewhat... I'm being honest now... it was like... puke-inspiring...you know what I mean?
Yes, it was somewhat disgusting, sorry, I'm being blunt
...
...
...
But,
That was like,
Four years ago.
I'm five years old girl.
I got my own cellphone and internet access by now and I go to school.
I know more people outside of this house by now.
So yeah. I know what they did.
That night.
Four years ago.
...
...
...
So,
I guess
My gorgeous 25 years young nanny lady
And my old 45 years adoptive hunki daddy
I guess they started to date about four years ago
...
From what I recall
Their bedroom session
It was not like a nightly event
Not even every other night an occasion
It was more like
Once a week
...
And I know why
...
Alas
My adoptive daddy hunki li
He's an old man
He can only function as a man
Like
Once a week
...
..
.
But
My beloved lady nanny
She never once looked disappointed
...
What was my birthday wish four years ago?
Of course you know what that was
...
....
.....
My nanny became my adoptive mother today
And I am very happy
//:-D
Wait. That's like...
~~ romance avant-garde ~~
Hi hunki li
It's me
...
You adopted me
When I was 16 years young
Clean tender young virgin girl
And you were a drunk smoked 45 years old dirty non virgin man in Alaska
...
..
.
But after you adopted Me
You were very cautious with me
Very
Very
Because I was a minor adopted daughter of yours
A very young and clean and fresh virgin girl
Your adopted daughter
You were very cautious about me
...
..
.
Since then
Two years have passed
Today is my 18th birthday
And now you tell me
"Hey my adopted virgin daughter
"Tomorrow we will go to county office
"I will de-adopt you
"So that you won't be my adopted daughter anymore "
...
..
.
But why?
I love you hunki li daddy-
I love being your adopted daughter 💕
...
...
...
"Hey, all I'm saying is,
"Now that you're 18
"If you stop being my adopted daughter
"I marry you legally
"Then you and I can be wife and husband
"See what's I'm saying?"
...
...
...
Well
In that case
...
...
...
I'll have to think about that daddy
Give me a week or so
I'll get back to you on this
...
I'm a bit confused now
...
I love you daddy
But
Now you want to be my hubby?
...
That's like...
//:-o
Tuesday, September 12, 2023
Yes.... yes !
~~ U n I ~~
Hey u
succeed where I failed
I want u 2 b bigger and better than me
I want what's best for you
I'm like your parents
I want what's best for you
...
So learn martial arts n focus on education and career development
Have a good rest and fun too
I love you 😍 💗 💛 💓 ♥️ 💖
A seduction fantasy
~~ seducing hunki li ~~
Hi everyone
I'm a gorgeous 25 years young lady and I am very beautiful and fashionable and fantastic a female //:-D
...
My seduction of hunki li was easy
About three month ago
I wore fishnet stockings and mini skirt and high heel shoes
And I saw hunki li
And he saw me
And I slowly opened my legs at him
And he came to me
And asked me out for a date
And I said yes
...
Hunki li is my boyfriend now
And we date like once a week
...
Hunki li does his best to satisfy me
He does fingerings
In order to make me come first
And then
He enters my center
with his main instrument
And he comes right after
Like
Very soon
Hunki is so easy
He comes so soon
...
Hunki is 45 years old man
And I am 25 years young girl
Yes, I gave him my virginity that I have been saving for him
I think he will marry me
He already asked me a month ago
I told him I'd think about it
...
Hunki really like the fact that
I am 20 years junior to him
He like the fact that I am a lot younger, like two decades younger than he is
I'm like, what a greedy bastard he is
A selfish old man taking advantage of a young, innocent, clean virgin girl like me
It is not illegal for him to date me
But it is immoral and unethical for him to date me
Hunki is is a dirty man
...
..
.
So why did I seduce him?
Well
...
I mean..
...
I mean,
Hunki li, when I kiss him,
He tastes like cigarette and alcohol
...
Why am I dating hunki li?
...
I think it is like...
A charity perhaps
Like, I'm helping him
Because I feel sorry for him
After all is said and done,
Hunki li is a loser, you see
...
..
.
Hunki li,
He is not always what he seems
//!-)
Sunday, September 10, 2023
Managed to marry
~~ I got him ~~
Ever since
I turned 18 years old virgin girl
3 years ago
I've working to seduce this
45 years man named hunki li
...
I am still a virgin lady
I'm 21 years old
And I got him
I made hunki li fall in love with me
I made him kneel down on the ground
And propose to me
And I said yes
Hunki is my hubby now
Yes
I got him
...
I am a very beautiful lady
I have beautiful legs
Hunki was mesmerized
When I wore fishnet stockings
And mini skirt
High heel shoes
Hunki was enchanted by my beauty
...
I prepare dinner for my hubby hunki
And when he comes from work
He says always,
"Honey? Sweetie? Darling? My love?"
And my hubby hunki eats what I cooked
And he brushes his teeth
And we as a wife and husband
We slow dance and we walk toward
Our master bedroom
...
..
.
We make love
And engage in
Adult entertainment activities
...
After he takes off my clothes
After I take off his
...
Yes...
Hunki loves me
...
I am such a lucky girl
Yes...
Hunki li...
You make me come..
Every time
....
I love you hunki li
//:-D
... what are you talking about?
~~ an ancient date ~~
Hey hunki li
"Oh hi, beautiful single young lady, Great honor to meet You on this fantastic and fabulous online dating website, how are You, beautiful and smart and talented and strong Lady //:-D"
...
...
...
My name is Muse
I am 3000 years old
But I am an eternal Goddess of inspiration
...
...
...
"Oh. Ok. Well.. I mean... I only date mature ladies as I'm 45 years old.. but... you said you are 3000 years old?"
Yes I am.
And I am still a virgin.
...
..
.
"Oh..... in that casr..case.... yaass...I'm im...I'm in.... oh... a beautiful virgin lady who have been a virgin female for 3000 years... absolutely... yes... pick your favorite restaurant please... I'll buy You bouquets of flowers... and we shall make love tonight together..."
...
...
...
"So Miss Muse, 3000 year old virgin beautiful Lady
"Do you have a sexually transmittable diseases? I have to ask you this. I have none. I'm sexually inactive. I just mastubate. I'm clean. I'm 45 years old. But still std free. I just study mathematics. I'm almost like a virgin man //:-D"
...
..
.
I'm like
.. wtf
...
I am the ancient Greek mythological Goddess of inspiration
The Muse
The 3000 years old Virgin
...
And this small Asian male
45 years old
Very tiny n pathetic male
...
No.
I am not dating him
...
I absolutely find him
Repulsive
...
Get him outta here
I don't want him
...
..
.
Bring me Zeus or something ok
//xD
A Saturday message //:-)
~~ a message ~~
Learn martial arts
Focus on education and career development
Love You
Saturday, September 9, 2023
Creepy hunky li
~~ convention eavesdropping 2 ~~
Hi I'm batman and I turned 18 yesterday and I am a virgin teenager male //:-D
"Hello I'm catwoman and today is my 18th birthday and I am an extremely beautiful virgin lady //:-D"
...
...
...
Hey-
"What?"
Do you know this 45 years old asian man named..
"Hunki li?"
Yeah
"Yeah I know him."
...
...
...
Do you also know that
When he writes in social media
Late at night
He's in bed alone
Naked under his blankets?
"Well, he never told me about ... that.."
I know why.
"Why?"
...
...
...
You see, hunko ain't no pedo.
So he waits
Until you turn 18
And then and only then
He will start talking dirty
"Oh. Well. If he misbehaved, I'll just block him. No problem. "
Or?
"I know martial arts as he told me to learn it. So I can kick his Asian @$$, any time //:-D"
//x-o
He is.... back..
~~ eavesdropping at convention ~~
Hi, I'm superman and I'm a handsome minor boy. I'm only 10 years old //:-D
"Hello, I'm wonderwoman and I'm a beautiful minor girl. I'm only 7 years old //:-D"
...
...
...
Hey-
"Hey what?"
Have you heard about this 45 years old asian man named..
"Hunki li?"
Yeah, him.
"Yeah I know him, why?"
...
...
...
Does he talk to you late at night in social media?
"Of course he does. Hunki and I, we are mutuals. I follow him and hunki follows me."
Ok ok.
So.
"So?"
...
...
...
What does he tell you late at night in social media direct messages?
"Oh, just the usuals, nothing special really. Like, learn martial arts, focus on education and career development, exercise and diet, love love with a lot of emojis."
...
...
...
Ok. Fair enough.
Do you know what he wrote
In his public social media postings
About.... a year ago?
"Well, let me think.... oh. That one. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
What hunki lore are you thinking about right now?
"He wrote something like, the younger the cuter."
Oh, that. That's mild. I'm thinking about something whole a lot worse that he wrote... about a year ago...
...
..
.
"Alright, Mr. Superman. Tell me, Ms. Wonderwoman. What is it that hunki li wrote a year ago in public social media postings?"
He wrote,
The younger, the cleaner virgins
"?! //:-o "
One million dollars?
~~ progress report and fan service ~~
What would You do
With a one million dollars
If You get it from lottery or inheritance
...
..
.
I think I'm about a month away
From proving riemann hypothesis
A millennial problem
With one million dollars award
...
We will prove it in a month
We will publish it next next month
That's not a problem
...
..
.
But hypothetically
If they award me with one million dollars
What would I do with it?
...
..
.
Would I marry an 18 year old virgin beautiful slender Asian American lady
And go to a honeymoon vacation in Waikiki Hawaii
And buy a fancy yacht and private jet airplane
Limousine
Fancy mansion
And so on?
...
Well,
Here is a plan, Folks.
...
One million dollars prize for proving riemann hypothesis
50% tax, no problem
I love federal and state and county and city and local governmental workers
I do want to pay tax
Absolutely
...
So I got 500,000 dollars left
I did google research
A TV advertisement costs $10,000.
So I can do 50 prime tv ads.
For our u.s. presidential campaign in 2024.
So my one million dollars
Shall evaporate
In less than a month
...
I love this idea
...
Was it Mr. Rick Ross?
Who sang about "blowing money fast"?
//xD
Friday, September 8, 2023
Well .
~~ they ~~
Friend
Let me introduce you
To these new generation criminals
The Zoombombers
...
They are autistic mentally disabled young people who live in their parents' basements
The losers
The loners
The would-be domestic terrorists and school shooters
They are the zoombombers
...
They are so physically weak
They stay in their parents basement
All day all-night
So pathetic and miserable
I do feel sorry for them
...
I tried to help them
Some of them listened to me
And got better
Some others?
They got worse
...
So friends
Learn martial arts
And stay away from me hunki li
If these cyber criminals
If they learn that you are my friends
They may come after you
These cyber criminals are bad people
...
You better unfollow and unfriend me now
For your own safety ok
I am fighting with
Very dangerous cyber criminals now
Ok
...
These criminals are internet hackers
If they learn that you are my friends
They may hack into your social media or email accounts
They did that before
They hacked into my accounts too
...
These are crazy, Psychopathic, Sociopathic, hateful and criminalistic animalistic beings
...
I am at war with them.
And I do know how to deal with these animalistic ones.
...
You don't
Cuz you don't know about
Martial arts or communication skills or humanology
Ok
...
So you stay out And be safe
...
This war is above your head Or knowledge or training
Leave it to me Ok
//!-)
B independent
Hey there are internet predators here and there Or out there .. I have to protect you kids. So learn martial arts ok ty. N stay away for a while ok. Learn 2 survive outside all alone ok ty I lv u 😘
Wednesday, September 6, 2023
To end in a positive note
~~ fate of them ~~
Cyber criminals
They sit in their parents' basement and play with video games or internet chat room all day everyday
They're either fat or skinny with no muscle as they never exercise and they're physically weak
They don't go to school and they don't have jobs as they hate everyone
They make money by collecting social security disability check as they are mentally ill and autistic, being unable to socialize or communicate with other people normally
They are afraid to go outside their parents' house as they know they are failures and losers and they are jealous of normal people in the world and they're afraid of others judging them and they hate those normal, successful people in the world
...
These poor people supplement their income by cyber crimes
In their parents' basement
All they do is internet
They learn about hacking
They hack into someone's emails and social media accounts
They pretend to be your friends or your boss or your family members by hacking in and hijacking their accounts or faking their email addresses or even phone numbers
Google "phishing " and read about what thesr cyber criminals do these days
They are the new generation of thieves and frauds who steal people's money in the internet via emails and social media
...
These cyber criminals will end up in jail soon
As police and fbi and legislators are catching up and learning about these brand new generation of criminals
When they are in jail
They won't have cell phones or computers or internet
Internet is everything for these cyber criminals
They are physically weak too and they will be bullied in prison
Cyber criminals, they also can't socialize or communicate normally as they are autistic
So they will not last long in prison as they will be bullied
they will end up committing suicide in a matter of days
Their future is predictable
...
..
.
I hope and pray that they repent
And change their evil ways
And avoid the predictable fate, the bad kind.
It is possible that they come to light and be better people
I've seen it happen
I do
~~ These poor ones ~~
These stupid and retarded zoombombers
They are mostly white Christian conservative republican male teenagers
Who got kicked out of middle or high school
...
Or some older ones who got fired from their jobs
...
Mentally ill
Socially dysfunctional
Sociopathic
Psychopathic
They just hate everyone
...
..
.
I dealt with them for a year in 2022
When I ran for u.s. senate in Alaska
...
Some if them got better
I was glad to see
..
Others?
They stayed the same
Or got even worse
...
..
.
The worst zoombombers
They started to harass my neighbors and friends
They started to hack into my friends' social media accounts
These are criminals and they will go to jail for it
For sure
..
But
My social media friends
They got good jobs and careers
Social media is a very small part of their lives
Even if their social media accounts are hacked by internet hackers
Not a big deal
Because my true friends in social media are winners
They got good life and career and friends
...
Zoombombers?
They got no life or friends or careers.
They ate mentally disabled.
They got kicked out of schools and got fired from jobs.
They can't work or study.
They are living in parents' basements.
They never go outside
Because they hate everyone
And they are afraid
They are physically weak
They play video games all day
They learn internet hacking all night
In their parents' basement
I feel sorry for these pathetic people
...
..
.
So for this brand new generation of cyber criminals that I'm dealing with these days
Yeah
So predictable future that they have
...
They'll end up in prison
And in their cell
They will nor have cell phones or laptops or internet connections
...
They are so physically and mentally weak
...
So what's gonna happen to these zoombombers?
When they are in jail?
How long will they last?
...
I do feel sorry
I do
What a stupid war, duh
~~ an emergency notice ~~
Hey
Cyber criminals are here
Evacuation notice now ok
...
Please unfollow and unfriend me hunki li
These cyber criminals are coming and me and my friends
They are internet hackers
If they know you are my friends
They may hack and hijack your social media accounts
They have done it to me and my friends
...
..
.
So my recommendation?
Unfriend me and unfollow me in social medias
These cyber criminals work for Satan
They want to sabotage my presidential campaign
I don't care about that ok
...
So unfollow or Unfriend me
In social media
If these cyber criminals know
That you are my friend
They may come after you
And hack into your social media accounts
They have done it before
These zoombombers
They are savage animals criminals
They don't care about anything at all
...
..
.
I'm an attorney in law
So I am working on arresting these
Zoombombers
...
I know where they live
I know their phone numbers
So I will contact their states'
District attorneys
And arrange their arrests
...
It will take a month or two
Ok
Until then
You innocent ones
You keep out of this war zone
This crime scene
It's too dangerous here
...
..
.
Do not click on that like button.
Do not make any comments.
These cyber criminals may come at you next.
I don't want these people to target you
They are very dangerous criminals
Hackers ok
They can look you up and find where you live
These zoombombers are very dangerous domestic terrorists ok
...
So stay our of here
And start unfollowing and unfriending me
..
I am not making a rhetorical speech
I am not writing a novel or making a joke
...
Unfollow and unfriend me right now
For your own safety
...
This war with zoombombers
It is my war and my war only
You have nothing to do with this
...
So stay out
I'll take care of this people
Ok? //!-)
Tuesday, September 5, 2023
Oh well
~~ in social media ~~
Sometimes
I get attention from
Unwanted people
Like criminals and really nasty ones
...
Like zoombombers or internet hackers or cyber bullies
...
I punish them for them being stupid and retarded
By Blocking them out
They're so obvious
They say the say stupid things
Advocating violence, hatred
And criminal harassment
...
..
.
Friends
Good ones
When you become famous
You will get attention
From good people
And from bad people too
I learned this lesson
...
I am famous now and
90% of people I met are good
But 10% people I met are the absolute human garbage, the harmful negative criminals
They are harassing me
And they harass my neighbors and friends
They are absolute toxic poisonous evil elements of America
The would be domestic terrorists
...
These people
The Zoombombers
They will end up in jail
They will get raped or murdered or they will commit suicide
And they will die in very bad ways
...
I really don't care about these zoombombers
I don't care at all about these absolute garbage worthless people
...
They toxic and harmful
These zoombombers
They are in a group chat like in discord server
I have no problem if they commit group suicide
...
These Zoombombers
They don't go to school
They don't go to work
They are stupid and retarded
They are evil criminals and mentally disabled
They hate everyone
They are would-be criminals
...
I tried to correct for a year.
But they did not change at all.
I think they should commit a group suicide.
I am done dealing with these incorrigible stupid and retarded human garbage
...
I don't care about them, I do not want to hear from them.
If the commit group suicide,
I am ok with it.
They have committed criminal harassment for a year on me, hunki li.
And they are still doing it to me.
If they commit group suicide together?
...
I will be relieved
I don't care about those criminals
I do not want to see criminals
...
So cyber bullies or internet hackers or zoombombers
Get out
Stay out
And don't ever come back
I don't want you here
...
You got kicked out of schools
Because of behavioral problems
You got fired from work
Cuz you hate everyone
You are mentally disabled
So you stay in your parents house basement
And you claim social security disability check
600 dollars per month
...
Buy that's not good enough
So you learn about hacking and phishing scheme in dark internet
And commit cyber crimes
...
I absolutely despise what you do
You are criminals
I tried to fix u
U did not listen
U r will end up in jail
U r all stupid and retarded males
And u r weak
U just play with video games computer cell phone all day
U r physically weak
...
U are a criminal
U will go to jail
In jail, u will not have cell phone or computer
Your hacking skill will not save you
...
You will be beat up , raped, murdered, or else U will commit suicide in jail.
You zoombombers
I gave you a chance to repent for a year.
You did not listen.
...
You are still the exact same evil people
I really do not care what happen to you next
I just want you out of my life
...
Stay out
And don't ever come back
I don't want you
Ps: I hope they repent And get saved, I do pray for them yes
Monday, September 4, 2023
Oh.
~~ an ancient technique ~~
Hi hunki li
...
Hi hunki li
...
"... who are you? "
It's me hunki li
A female virgin
...
..
.
"Well, ok, nice to meet you but
"Why are you in my bedroom at night
"When I'm sleeping naked?"
.
..
...
Hi hunki li
I am not a ghost
I am very much alive
I learned an ancient technique
Called
Apparitioning
Also known as
Doppelgangering
Only a handful of people know about this
And I chose to be spiritually present
In your bedroom late at night
While you are sleeping naked
Under the blanket hunki li
.....
.....
.....
".... how... how old are you?"
I am 19 hunki li
Am I too old for you hunki li
"No, you're cool."
May I lie next to you hunki li?
"Well, if you know how to be present
"In two different places at once
"I suggest you be present in a library
"Or a museum or a theater
"As opposed to hunki li's bedroom."
//!-P
Here he goes
~~ an island lady ~~
I once dated a lady
She was in her thirties
She said she's from lesbo Island
...
She liked me
And she said she had never been with a man
She was still a virgin
...
..
.
And she liked me
And we became romantic partners
...
The night when we consummated our relationship
I said something she really enjoyed listening
I said
"Hey babe, I'll make you a woman tonight."
//x0
A forbidden fruit
~~ long time ago ~~
Once upon a time
I dated a lady
She was in her forties
She had a daughter
And she turned 18 years old
...
My girlfriend's daughter
She was a virgin
She liked me very much and such
...
She called me daddy
And she really enjoyed seeing me
And my girlfriend took a notice
...
..
.
One night
I stayed overnight
In my girlfriend's house
And she and I made love at night
Adult entertainment activities
...
And my girlfriend's daughter
Overheard
The love noise
...
After the love making
My girlfriend fell asleep
And I went to the kitchen
To drink a glass of lemonade
...
And my girlfriend's daughter
Came to the kitchen
And asked me
"Would you do me one too, Mister?"
I answered
"Oh you want lemonade too? Sure thing."
//-o
Happy labor day love ❤️
~~ welcome to humanology ~~
Hey happy labor day to 4 ur service
...
Un this brand of humanology
Martial arts is the only mandatory class
Because your survival and thrival is mandatory
Because your are very important person
VIP
...
When a criminal is right in front of you
Would you call 911
How long will it take for them to come to rescue you
...
Do you have a gun somewhere in your house
How long will it take for you to retrieve it
When your criminal is staring at you in your house
...
..
.
My friends
The only thing that works is
Martial arts ok
...
Go to YouTube
Type "martial arts lessons "
And learn it for free
Punch and kick in the air in your room
Without making any noise to neighbors
...
I love religions ok
But criminals are like animals
They don't know or care what your religion is
Innocent people become victims of crimes
No matter what your religion may be
It will not save you at all
Ok
...
Let's say you are in Alaska
We have bears
Some bears are hungry or angry
Do you think they care about your religion?
Your character, your personality, your charity, how moralistic or ethical or diligent you have been all your life?
...
No.
Alaskan bears
They're just hungry
The one and only thing they care is
Whether
You are physically strong enough
To fight them back
Or you are so physically weak
So that they can kill you and eat you easily
...
That is the harsh reality
Criminals are animalistic ok
They're just like Alaskan bears
They don't care about your personality or religion or ethics or morality or charity or volunteerism
Ok?
...
If you are a physically weak person
If you don't know martial arts
These animalistic criminals on the streets or in shopping malls or schools or supermarkets
They will prey on you
They don't know or care about your religion or morality or ethics at all
These criminals are like Alaskan bears
They just are hungry beasts
They prey on physically weak people
...
You better listen to me folks
Humanology is the best and most evolved religion today
Old religion
They teach about morality
Praying to God
But it will not save you
When an animalistic criminal comes to you
Ok?
...
Yes
Some times you can neutralize hostile situation with words
That works most of times
..
Buy
Some other times
Some people are too angry and hateful
There is no talking them out
I had to use my physical martial arts skill in that situation
..
So you need to learn both
Communication soft core skills
And hard core martial arts skills
...
When your criminal is in front of you
Your religion
Praying to your God
You calling 911
Won't work at all
...
..
.
Ok?
What will work is
Humanology
...
Learn communications skill
How to neutralize hostile situation
If that does not work
You have to use martial arts
Ok
..
.
Thank you
Welcome to humanology
And happy labor day
Thank you for your service and hard work
ps:
Look. How many people die in the name of religion? See? Religion can kill you. Humanology is a good religion that can save you. Ok? So get away from those outdated religions who ask you to sacrifice your life. Those are very Satanic and destructive and selfish, predatory religions. We as humanologists we know all about toxic and poisonous ideologies. Get out of there. Now. Save your self.
Oh. Nice
~~ ufo ~~
Hey
Have U wondered why hunki li never gets old
He gets younger and younger every day
...
..
.
It is because hunki li is an alien From outer space
He is not a Homo sapiens
He is not
...
"Ok you earthlings
"I came to planet earth
"To observe
"And to report back to
"The Supreme and Divine One
"Who sent me"
...
..
..
..
.
"And my observation of humanity is
"You humans are doing good mostly
"So I don't see any need for
"Armageddon or annihilation
"Or world War 3 or nuclear war
"I do not think it is necessary at all"
...
"So I will report back to
"The Great One who sent me to you
"That you will be spared"
//:-o
Saturday, September 2, 2023
Oh no
~~ human farming ~~
In the hunki land
There is this place
...
..
.
Hunki li is a farmer
He farms
The white people
...
..
.
Hunki owns white slaves
And hunki let them breed
To make white babies
...
..
.
Hunki is a peeping tom
He enjoys watching
Young white couples
Making love
In their bedrooms
To make white babies
And he films the intimate actions
With his cellphone
And he watches
When they are right in the middle of it
...
..
.
Yeah
Hunki li
An aging Asian man
He loves
Young white people couple
Making white babies
Hunki li enjoys
Watching them
//:-o
That's... definitely not age appropriate
~~ a peeping Asian ~~
Lol
I love white people
..
I saw this good white man
Kneeling down to a very beautiful white lady
To propose
A marriage
They are white people
...
..
.
I'm a brown Asian single old man
. ..
So
I was observing
This beautiful white young couple
Getting married
Blue eyes like blue sky
Honey blonde sunshine hair
Clean pure white skin
Very photogenic
Picturesque
Yes
...
I'm a single old asian creep ok
. ..
So this beautiful white young couple
Newly married
...
I hav3 a camera
And I want to film
.what they do, these white people, in their bedroom...
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