A story

~~ a story of a gorilla ~~ I'm a silver back gorilla A dominant adult male And I am in a zoo ... ... ... Humans come to this zoo To see me, watch me, observe me ... Sometimes They throw me peanuts, bananas Or some left over cold pizza pieces ... Do I eat them? ... I do ... ... .. Does it hurt my pride? It does ... ... .. One day My kind and generous A human zookeeper Gave me A cellphone With a wifi internet connection I was very very happy Grateful, thankful ... ... ... So I went ahead And created a bunch of Several social media websites' accounts And the rest is history- ... ... ... In one particular social media I met a man A human His name is ... You already know ... ... ... He is an alpha male like me He has no tail Two arms Two eyeballs Two othe balls Two ears Two legs Two arms Ten fingers Ten toes Two lungs One pancreas One liver One heart Just like me ... ... ... He lives alone in Alaska, of all places So I immediately connected to him He is so like me ... ... ... Hunki li and me We became good friends He confided in me ... He said he ran for senate He lost big time He didn't cry over it But he said he suffered from ptsd For a couple of weeks After the election loss ... ... .. And I told hunki li "Hey there they're there "You got me "You got a handful of friends "That's all you need, buddy" And hunki li looked at me And started to cry ... ... ... And he said to me "Thank you, friend" ... ... ... And he asked me "What can I do for you, friend? "Would you like to go back to Africa?" And I said "Well "How about some animal sanctuary "Here in America instead "Like, a bigger space " and more trees please "Like a safari style place "That would be nice" And he said "Oh no problem buddy "We can arrange that " And the rest is history- " //:-) "

A rom com

~~ honeymoon with hunki ~~ I'm 18 years young girl he's 45 years old man It's first night of our marriage ... Hunki said "We don't have to do it tonight "Perhaps tomorrow, next week, "Next year, next decade, "Doesn't really matter "We're married "You're young, so "We can do it any time you want" ... Then I asked "Ok so you are gonna masturbate "When you do so "Are you gonna think about me?" He said "Yes" I asked "Are you gonna think about "other girls too?" He said "Ahh... do you mind if I do? ... ... ... I asked hunki li "If you and I actually do the thing "While we are in the middle of it "Will you be thinking about "Other girls?" He said "I don't think that's likely " ... ... ... I said "Ok hunki li. "What if I masturbate "Thinking about other guys? "Are you ok with that?" He said "To be honest, "I don't think I would ever know it "Unless you tell me you did it "I guess I'd rather not know "I'd rather you don't tell me about it "Let's keep it simple" ... ... ... Ok hunki li If you ever masturbate Thinking of other girls Would you tell me about it? "I'd rather not" What if I ask you? Would you lie to me? "Ahm... I may refuse to answer. " ... ... ... Would you actually Sleep with other women? "I don't think so " Why not? "I'm not that popular " What if you are in the future? "I'm monogamous. Too busy. "I don't want std. Got no energy. "I'm 2 old 4 polygamy." ... ... ... "How about you? "Do you want to sleep with other men?" ... "If and when you do, "Please let me know. "I'll let you go. No problem. "You will get your divorce for free. "And you will get yourself "A new boyfriend "or even a new husband "I respect women's freedom to choose "So." ... ... ... //:-0

A horror comedy

~~ a danse macabre ~~ Hey kids I got some for ya "What u got in big dirty duffle bag?" It's hunki li's dead body, ta da //:-D "Yay //:-D " ... ... ... "I want hunki li's two nipples "I'll put them on my birthday cake "Like a couple of raisins "Chewy and wrinkly and dark brown" ... 'I want hunki li's lips 'I'll put them as cherry toppings ' for my ice cream 'Hunki lips, perfect heart shape' ... "I want hunki li's heart "He broke my heart in two "Now I will break his heart "In my mouth "I will shallow hunki heart "His heart shall be a part of my body "Hunki and I shall be one body "Forever" ... 'I want hunki lis fungal toe nails 'A rumor has it that 'If you eat hunkus fungus amongus 'You will live more than 1000 years 'Mommy, 'you are one of my favorite mothers' "Yes I agree. "You are one of the best mothers "I've ever had in my entire life " thank you for giving us "Hunki li's dead body, mommy //:-D " 'Let's eat. I'm hunki hungry.' ... ... Wait, kiddos Hunki li is not Jesus. You can't eat hunki flesh Or drink hunki blood legally ... Also This is not hunki's real body It's a life size barbie doll Made in China With synthetic plastic I think it's made for medical students If you unzip hunki Torso You get to see his organs You can disassemble them ... "Ok. Gimme hunki eyeballs please "I wanna play ping-pong table tennis" 'Gimme hunki li's teeth please 'I shall make myself 'A hunki teeth ankle bracelet for a charm 'Yummilicious hunkilicious' ( //:-! )

Just a jest

~~ hunki brain juice ~~ I have a theory A friend of mine Wants to kill hunkilli oh my ... ... ... But if he does that task I will say Hey Spare hunki li's brain for me I got a nice recipe ... 2 spoonful of brown sugar One and a half bananas Two strawberries 6 ice cubes a quarter hunki li's fresh brain And a gentle drop of honey comb ... Put them altogether nicely and peacefully Into a mixer ... Shake well, my friends ... ... ... It's like... a smoothie or ice cream So If I drink hunki brain Do you think that I'll become a genius like hunks humps? A. Please no crimes B. No crimes C. I don't like this line of inquiries D. Is hunki li Ok? E. //xD

Internal?

~~ an eternal hunki li ~~ Hunki li? "Yes?" I have a question "Yes?" Are you gonna die, hunki li? "?!" ... ... ... Do you know how to die, hunki li? Have you ever learned how to die? Or Is it that you never learned how to die? Or you learned it but you forgot about it? You forgot how to die, hunki li? ... ... ... Are you deaf? "Are you death?" Yes, I am. Awfully nice to meet you, hunki li. "Ohh..." ... ... ... "So I'm being interviewed by Mr death" Yes yes oh yes "Why me, though? "Why don't you interviewe "More older presidential candidates "Like Biden or Trump, hmm? "I'm too young for you, Mr death" Oh no Hell no Nobody is too young for me I'm an age egalitarian I don't discriminate people based on age gender race I'm a nice guy I love and accept everyone equally ... ... ... So hunki li? "..." Do you wanna learn how to die? "No" Why not? "Ahh.. Mr death?" Yes? "I think it's about time you leave us ok" Why? I thought you likes me. Do you love me, hunki li? "... no... not really... I'm sorry" Why do you hate me, hunki li? "I'm sorry, you're boring. Bye. Blocked" //x-0

An?

~~ an irony ~~ When hunki dies I wonder What should I do With his body? I'm just asking a question To my proud self I love me I love being me ... ... ... According to me Me me me thinks that I can sell his hair as his heir ... I will hire my friends To pluck out My hunki li's hair Off his helter skelter sccalp And includes follicles And I'll have my friend Wrap hhunki hhe hhe hair In transparency scotch tape Individual hunki hair And we'll sell it And make money ... ... ... No We aren't gonna burn or bury hunki No way We will sell every body part of hunki His teeth His eyeballs His other balls Even his armpit hairs And other ... more naughty hairs too ... We shall sell His neuron cell ... Hunki li's brain How much is it worth? A. $1.50 B. $0.10 C. $100.00 D. -$3.66 E. I refuse to answer. Hunki won't die.

Oh ..

~~ honey money hunki li ~~ Hi My name is huchi li I'm hunki daddy's secret daughter I am a young minor underage A clean virgin female I am 7 years young I am a very beautiful girl And hunki daddy likes me yes ... ... .. My hunki daddy is getting old Here is my plan ... When my hunki daddy dies Of natural aging of old age I'm thinking about making money ... ... ... They say An average human head has 100,000 hairs ... My hunki daddy? when he's 111 years old? ... His head probably has anout..about.. Uhh. ... 77,777 hairs I guess ... So After my hunki daddy is dead I can sell his hair as his heir Makes sense? How much money are you willing to pay For one hair of my dead hunki daddy? A. $1 B. $2 C. -$1 D. -$2 E. I refuse to answer. Hunki won't die.

Horror hunki ?

~~ an orphan story ~~ Hi hunki li- ... . I am an orphan . .. Do u hunki li Want 2 b my loving parent? Please? ... "No." .. Hey hunki li I'm under age Fresh young clean ... "Hey- "Fbi agents- "I love x files tv show "Hey thank u 4 ur service "Sting operation to arrest pedophiles" ... "Look "All I say to young people is ... "Succeed where I failed "Achieve something that "I could only have ".. imagined of achieving.. ... "Be bigger and better than me, kids . "I'm like ur parents and teachers "... "When u get up there "N save the world with love n peace "I'll b mighty proud of You .. "By then "U may nor remember me hunki li "That's OK ... "Just go ahead "And save the world, the universe ... "You can forget about me hunki li "It's okay "I forgive u of that $hitty $in u piece of" ... //:-!

Shh

~~ it was my turn ~~ Hi I'm a single lady I turned 18 today ... ... ... I was born and raised in hunki land It's a polygamistic occult religion place ... In hunki land As soon as a girl turns 18 She is taken to Hunki li's place ... And it is my turn today ... I'm scared ... Can you imagine This nasty old man Touching you or me With his selfish greedy bastard hands? Oh no ... ... ... Oh my gyod He's here ... "Hey- "Happy 18th birthday, young lady- "You are a very beautiful person //:-D "Learn martial arts 4 free in utube. "Exercise and diet always "Focus on education and career development "Be ambitious "Be the Leader of the future, yes" Hunki li? "Yes?" Why r u touching my inner thighs When u say all this? "..." ... ... ... Hunki li? "..." U r a hypocrite U r a dirty man U preach all nice things But u fantasize about touching girls Oh my ... ... ... Girls Run away Far and far away Don't let him exploit you Hunkster is a monster Oh my... ... ... ... ... ... After I experienced The hunki $ex and hunki ki$$ I felt ... ... ... Somehow My brain feels very clean now ... Did hunki daddy wash my brain? ... If so I thank him ... Hunki daddy Hunki daddy Hunki daddy ... ... ... " //:-0 "

B gud ty

~~ Hi hunki li ~~ Hey Hi hunki.. ... I'm sorry that I'm a male I know hunki li is a straight male He Prefers to talking to Single females I'm sorry hunki li Ok ... Look I'm a straight single male too I'm under age Virgin male I know hunki li U r straight adult male So u don't care about us Under age minor virgin boys You don't care about us at all ... 45 years old single straighr man All he cares about it ... "Hey beautiful young virgin lady- "Today's your 18th birthday- "Happy birthday-" ... You know what hunki li? I'm gonna run 4 u.s. president against u ... U don't care about us boys U just want fresh 18 years young girls M I right? ... Hunki li? Answer me! ... "Hey you &uck *unk "Exercise and diet "Focus on education and career development "Learn martial arts "Don't make me repeat this ok?" ... "$hut the &uck up " n do go down n do some Push-ups " u boys stop playing video games "Do more exercises " what the f" ... //x-o

Oh

~~ lol ~~ I had fun with my hunki girls this weekend ... Now I want to have fun with My hunki boys ... I'm straight man Ain't no bi No ... Hunki boys? ... I think they blocked me already ... They took my fiction novel 2 seriously Oh well ... These boys They all left me They blocked me They never gave me a chance to say That I'm sorry ... Well ... //:-