Lol something funny

~~ lol ~~ Hi hunki li ".." Why did you block me in social media? "I said no dating till 25" I'm 21 hunki li "So?" ... ... ... I guess you saw my photos "Yes I did" ... Hey hunki li "Yeah what?" ... I'm 21 years old I'm a single straight male "Oh?" ... Hey hunki "Yeah?" The lady in the photo She is 45 years old "Ok?" She is my Mom "..." ... ... ... "Ok. "Friends. "I'm humanology school principal. "Until you turn 25 "You are not allowed to "Take pictures "With opposite gender people "No. "Not even your family members "Relatives "Friends or neighbors "But you have to be still straight though" .. Why Why hunki li? "Because I do not want to mistake or misunderstand you" ... Hey hunki li The photo It was me and my Mom " I said I don't want to misunderstand you two as boyfriend and girlfriend " Hey hunki li It was me and my sister "Please... stop..." Hey hunki li It's me and my female cousin She is no my girlfriend WE ARE NOT DATING!!!!!!!!! "...please....... please....urrrgghhh" //xD

Perhaps, perchance

~~ people ~~ Im 47 I guess I'm still young I'd rather hang out with older people still So that i learn from their longer life experiences ... I think I may be still Too young to teach Younger people

An interview //!-)

~~ an interview ~~ If there is one thing In the universe That i do not know ... Aging ... I do not know how to age ... That is why I stay forever young //:-)

An appreciation message for older generations

~~ an appreciation message ~~ You guys are so cool Only if i could be as cool as you are When I reach your age -- from Alaska, with love //:-)

A theory

~~ 3 L's ~~ Life Long Learning Learning is a life long project Why? ... It's because The universe of knowledge Is Infinite ... There's no shortage Of things to learn ... I think that God may still be creating Brand new knowledge And even Brand new universes To house them ... Welcome to humanology school 🏫 🙃 🙂

A fiction story

~~ a human story ~~ Hi everybody ☺️ My name is Hooli Li I am the proud son of My Mother Ms. Wula La And a man named hunki li And here is my story ... ... ... About ten years ago Ms. La was about 32 years young And this one Mr. Li was 37 years old I do not know the details I do not know how they met ... He offered her a nice dinner date And then he invited her To a nice hotel room ... He wore a male contraceptive But Perhaps it was out of shelf life He doesn't go out often So it may have been Over the expiration date ... Nine months after that day I was born And he was gone ... Ms. La kindly raised me For ten years And she sent me to a school 🏫 ... ... ... And this humanology school 🏫 It has this Mr. Principal man And he gave us a speech 💬 ... I saw him ... Then I knew That He Is My Father 👨 ... ... ... So I went to his principal's office 🏬 🏢 ... And I put him on a choke hold And he said "... who... who are you..." And I said, 'Hi hunki daddi li. My name is hooli li. 'I am your son. 'You ran away from my mommy and me. 'You owe us 10 years worth of child support money. 'And you're gonna give it to me today. 'Or else.' ... ... ... And he said, "Ok ok ok. "Just.. please.. no more choke hold." And I said, 'Ok hunks.' ... ... ... I've read in the internet social media that Actually I have a sister too Her name is Ms. Lalalia Li. I am my mom's only child So my sister must have a lady as her mom that I have never met So hunki li must have met My sister's mom Five years after he ran away from my mom and me What a not so nice man hunki li is And I am choosing my words nicely ... ... ... I want to meet my half sister And I want hunks to pay her and her mom The five years worth of child support ... ... ... "... this is not real... "..... this is a dream... "... I want out........ "...... please.... "...........I want to wake up............" ... ... ... Jokes are on you, hunki li //xD

A comedy story

~~ in humanology school ~~ Hi My name is hunki li And I am the principal of The humanology school 🏫 ... ... ... Hey boys If you want to remain in humanology school 🏫 You need to obey the humanology school 🏫 rules This is not democracy This is a dictatorship If you do not like the rules here Please feel free to leave And go somewhere else Thank you ... ... ... So Here are the rules ... No boys are allowed to wear Chemicals on their skins ... No lotions ... But You boys are allowed to Use shampoos and soaps When you take a bath ... You boys are also allowed To use Lip balm ... But It cannot be flavored And it cannot be colored ... Boys, You can only use Lip balm That is not colored And that is not flavored ... ... ... "... hey Mr Principal hunki li?" Yeah what? "... are there any girls in humanology school 🏫?" ... ... ... Didn't I say no dating until you turn 25 years old? "... uhh.." What's your name, boy? "... uhh..." Come here! What is your name? "...uhh.." Answer me! "... my ... name .. is...." Yes? "..... uhh..." Hmm? "... my name is hooli li. " I'm your son, mr hunki li." ... ... "Do you remember my mother? "A lady named Ms. Wula La? "You former girlfriend?" .. ... ... no... no way... .... ...... I was so careful.... .... I wore male contraceptives........ .... ...no.... this... can't be true... .. ....it's a conspiracy ...theory.... "Hey. It's okay. "It's all good, old man. "Why don't relax. "Take a good old man's nap. "Shh... sleep... it's all good now." ... ... ... ..... uhh... ... ... my school 🏫... "Shh.... sleep hunki li... " ..... ... uhh.. " //xD "