Sunday, April 28, 2024
Save tiktok
~~ save tiktok ~~
It is true tiktok blocked me for whatever reason
But I have many friends who do tiktok
Congress and President are about to ban tiktok in America
I think they're paranoid about China
I'm not. I love China.
I think Americans should be free to continue to use tiktok.
//:-)
Friday, April 26, 2024
Elect or erect
~~ inauguration hunki li ~~
So he managed to
Brainwash
100% Americans
...
...
..
January 2025 in Washington DC
Some u.s. Supreme Court Justice
Trying to swear him in
to the white house
...
He says
"Mr Lee please raise your right hand"
Your Honor
I injured my right shoulder
Too man pull ups sorry Your Honor
"Ok president elect hunki li Mr
"Please raise your left hand "
Your Honor
I got a paper cut on my left hand finger
I have to put pressure on it right now..
...
...
...
"Ok hunki li. We're trying to help you
"What can you raise
"To swear to uphold u.s. constitution?"
...
...
...
Your Honor
I can sit down
And raise my right foot
...
"This is unprecedented, unorthodox. "
...
But Your Honor
My right foot toenails
Some toenail fungal
I do use over the counter medicine
Works very well, Your Honor
...
"How about your left foot toenails?"
It's same Your Honor
They're all healing from fungal infection
...
..
..
"Is there any other branch of your body?
"Where it is not infected?
"U.s. presidential elect, Mr hunki li?
"That you can show us in public
"On record
"To stand up and stand high
"And to allege your firm and solemn
"A serious and fully dedicated loyalty
"To the United States Constitution?"
...
...
...
Oh... that..
...
...
Your Honor,
It's... kinda ...
Pg 13...
..
Well....
I mean...
..
//xD
...
...
..
".... .. what are you talking about?! "
Tuesday, April 23, 2024
Thank You Future Leaders \\:-D
~~ meaning of life ~~
My Friends
Welcome to humanology school
Hunki land //:-D
...
Yes
We all know
Hunki daddi li
Is a very attractive old single Asian man
But
..
.
...
He hunki li
He emphasize exercise
Push-ups and sit-ups and running
Martial arts
He's all about educating
...
You
The young and clean
...
Very fresh and beautiful
...
Very cute
..
..
...
"Hey hunki li. Please stop. Ok.
.
..
..
"Look hunki li.
"You never married ok.
...
"We married heterosexually
...
"We gave birth to kids ok hunki li?"
...
Thank You Parents
For producing
Beautiful children
I admire Your parental labor love
All I can say is, my Friends
....
I
Am
Your
Number
One
Fan
...
Yes
Saturday, April 20, 2024
Hmm. Ok. Passable.
~~ a male dorothy ~~
Hi
I am Dorothy hunki li
A male Asian
Version
Of
Wizard of Oz
...
...
...
I want to sing a song
If I may
Ok
Ty
...
..
..
Some where
Over the rain bow
Far far away
...
All people in hunki land
They go to hospital
And safely remove
Their tattoos and piercings
...
And they are no longer
...
Lgbt
...
They become straight
...
And 99% Same race marriage
...
They are admitted to
The
.
..
Hunki land
...
...
They...
Finally...
Learned to obey...
...
The forgotten...
...
The forbidden even...
...
The The The. ....
...
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to You,
Here he is,
The one and only,
Yours Truly,
Huhnki
Li
!
..
...
..
" thank You my love 💓 ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ 💕 "
Sunday, April 14, 2024
A sunny sunday rhapsody //!-D
~~ ghost Kung fu ~~
Hunki li........
Hunki li.......
".....who is it...."
...
...
...
I'm the one....
You blocked...
In social media ....
Last night ....
Why did you block me, hunki li....
What did I do to offend you.....
Why do you hate me so much...
Hmm.....
...
...
...
You must have been drunk last night...
You make mistakes when u r drunk...
I know...
I understand.......
...
...
...
Good morning hunki li.......
You must be.....
Suffering from hang over maybe 🙃 ...
...
...
...
That pretty much sums it up 4 u right...
...
It's either
u r drunk with hard liquor
Or
U r in a hang over status
That is ur pathetic life hunki li
Ain't that right, hunki li?
...
...
...
Ladies and gentlemen
I present you
Da hunking ling thy naked thigh king
Yours truly
The one and only Hunki li
Lovely and lonely
Hungry and angry
...
I likes it when it rhymes
I even change spelling of words
In order to make it rhyme
You see
I am like a good goat god
...
Ahh haa
Ahh hah
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
...
...
...
"This is why I blocked you last night. You are a fake fan of mine. You came here to make fun of me. You are a troll and I don't tolerate a troll. Me likes it when it rhymes. You are blocked. Goodbye. "
No......
Nooooooo....
Nnnnnnnooooooooooo......
😨 🤡 😲 😯 😮 🙀 😱 🤯
...
...
...
"I told him to do good in school and he didn't listen.
"Well."
...
...
...
"Let the lesson sink in
"In his brain...
"Deep into his gray brain matter...yes..."
...
...
...
"We shall wait and see.....
"Whether or not
"This spoiled young lad
"Would get the message in time.....
"He better.....
"Or else.....
"You know ......"
...
"Ah ha ah ha
"Ah ha ah ha ha ha
"Ah ha ah ha ha ha ha
"😂 😆 😄 🤣 😅 😉 😂 😆 😄 "
...
...
...
<{:-o
Sunday, April 7, 2024
A fairytale fantasy
~~ if u r ~~
Hi hunki li
...
I'm a single lady over 18
...
Can u hunt a bear
And cut a morsel meat
And season it with salt and pepper
Even marinate it with dry red wine
Fully cook it in burning woods
...
And with a stainless steel fork
And feed me that bear meat please
The beat you legally hunted
In Alaska
As you purchases bear hunting license
How romantic
I'll marry you hunki li //:-D
. .
...
...
Hunki li?
...
...
.
What's wrong, hunki li?
...
You got no money
To buy bear hunting license in Alaska?
. ..
No worries
My parents are billionaires
I can send ya some dollars
For bear hunting license in Alaska
//:-D
...
...
...
Hunki?
...
...
...
What is it now hunki li.
.
...
...
You got no guts
. ...
You are afraid of bears
...
You can't hunt a bear
.so you can't give me a fully cooked morsel of bear meat seasoned with salt and pepper....
...
Hunki li is useless to me..... ...
...
I just wanted to taste fully wood fire cooked legal bear meat.
Hunki li. U r fired. U r no longer my boyfriend . U r a fake Alaskan .
U agree with me, right? Hunki li?
..
"Well, may be there will come a day
"When we can buy bear meat
"In a supermarket
...
"Then I'll buy it and BBQ or oven it
"Or
"Microwave plastic jar Water boiled it
"However You want the bear meat 2 b
"I just told ya my preference of cooking
" //:-) "
...
...
...
Ok hunki li
U r ...
Ahh....
Fired or hired?
...
I'll think about it
..
" //xD "
Wednesday, April 3, 2024
A survival lesson
~~ nature survival camp ~~
Study what plants or mushrooms are
Edible or poisonous
...
Learn
...
Go to YouTube and type
How to build a shelter
With tree branches and leaves
How to dig a hole under rocks
To camp at night in the wilderness
...
Learn how to build a campfire safety
By surrounding it with rocks
To prevent forest fire
...
Learn how to shoot a gun safely
To fend against predatory animals
...
Learn martial arts with or without weapons
...
When You are out there in forests
Pick up a long tree branch
Sharpen its tips
On rocks
Make it an ancient powerful weapon
Known as
A spear
...
To fight off
Bears, mountain lions,
wild boars, alligators, snakes
...
Take lighters, flashlights,
Maps, compasses, extra batteries
Yodine tablets
...
Squeezed breads, beef jerkies,
Ramen noodles
Any good food that takes
The least space in Your backpack
...
Please do not adventure
too far away from Your parking lot
5 miles max ok ok
...
Enjoy and be safe ok ty
Gotta learn martial arts
N survival skill knowledge
In YouTube for free
before you go out there Ok ty
...
Have fun in adventure
And be safe
And be back home next day //:-)
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