Sunday, October 31, 2021
A confession of a naive idealist
Some people may disagree with me
Some may say I'm too naive
...
But
Im an idealist
...
I believe that we can do this
...
I believe we can save the world
With language of love-
...
No violence
No crimes
No hatred
..
But love and understanding
And yes
Pure love- :) https://t.co/0WfGeSNLZD
A pacifist martial artist
So I'm watching
This spaghetti western clint eastwood
Director leone
Composer ennio mariconi I think
...
The good the bad and the ugly
...
I don't like all that violence
I do practice martial arts
I merely punch and kick in the air
...
I am a pacifist like Jesus- :)
https://t.co/Q0s39gqs07
A healthy trick or treat for Halloween-
Happy Halloween, kind friends in the world-
...
If kids with their parents knock on my door for trick or treat
I'll tell them
"Hey- happy Halloween-
"But I got no candies
"I do have ramen noodles and canned beans and some green apples
"I'd love to give you healthy food /:) https://t.co/dDI9BZKTIp
Saturday, October 30, 2021
Happy Halloween bizarre..
-perverse romance part 1-
Hi friends-
Your cutie creepy baby here...
By now
You know I'm a rascal
A radical
So I got an idea
Are you ready for this?
...
You ladies turn me down when I ask you out.
No problem.
Get your men, get married and have many many daughters pls-
...
-perverse romance part 2-
25 years later
You daughter by then
Graduated from college
Got a fantastic job
She is 25
And I'm 68
...
I'll come knock on your door
To get your permission
To date your daughter
She is 25
I'm 68
Yes?
Or no?
...
You say no
No problem...
...
-perverse romance part 3-
...
So your 25 year old daughter get a good man of her age
And they have many many daughters
...
I shall wait until they graduate college and get great jobs
I shall wait for another 25 years
....
Your granddaughter is 25
I'm 93
...
-perverse romance part 4-
...
In 50 years
When your granddaughter turn 25
When I turn 93
...
I shall come knock on your door again
To ask for your permission
Like
"Hey- remember me?
"It's been 50 years
"So. May I date your granddaughter please?"
...
Yes
Or no?
/!-)
Original gender difference
For a girl to get a new boyfriend
It takes a fraction of a second
As boys are waiting in line to buy her bouquet of flowers and fancy restaurant dinner
...
For a boy to get a new girlfriend?
..
It takes ten thousand years
...
At least it feels that way
..
Me loves women //:-D
Halloween fiction
-halloween part 1-
Hey.
If you are like me
I'm a retarded adult
..
Let's go summer camp
We are all over 21 years ole legal adults
...
Let us begin
The camp fire
Halloween story
Adult entertainment style please
...
..
-halloween part 2-
Once upon a time
Far and far away
...
There once was
This ...
Creepy asian man
...
He was like
...
He was so alone and lonely and pathetic and miserable a loser
...
Every person in planet earth
Despised him
...
He was hated
By everyone
...
-halloween part 3-
...
Whenever some things go wrong
They would blame this
Poor asian little man
This..
Ten time loser
...but
..
He is a fighter
He is still running for US senate
From Alaska
...
He is a struggling spirit
...
All alone
..
People laugh at him..
A healthy boundary please-
...
I am innocent
...
I committed no crimes
...
My one and only crime is
...
To be a creepy asian male
...
I'm sorry
If I'm not pretty enough for ya
...
I'll do my best
To look prettier for you tomorrow
But
I won't have plastic surgery
I know my boundary
//:)
A lazy politician
-halloween part 4-
But
Let us have faith
Let us believe
...
If not him
Perhaps you
...
All we want is
Humanity salvation
...
It doesn't have to be me
It could be you
..
Actually
I want it to be you
The ..
Yes..
The savior...
I'd rather it to be you..
Y
cz
i mm lazy
... a pizza and me...
... I do pizza some times
Like once a year
...
Sorry
I lied
I do pizza
Once a quarter
Oh wait
Perhaps
Perchance
...
Even once a month
Once a blue moon?
...
But
I eat fruits and veggies
...
I do exercises
...
I run like
Half a mile
I do push-ups
10 times //:)
A metaphysical care package
We love people who subscribe to lgbt ideology
We appreciate their liberty freedom choice right
. .
We love tattooed pierced people
Their choice freedom and right
...
It's just that
We got some recommendations
We recommend that they get out of there
Cuz we care
//:-)
Let us be nice please-
Hey-
We don't hate
We love-
...
Just like Mr Jesus said
2000 years ago
...
Let us love one another-
Let us even love our enemies please-
...
Peace on earth-
...
Let us dare to be
Goody-goody-
In a heterosexual fashion
Let us be nice
And still be straight-
M I wrong?
People, politics and politicians-
May High and Mighty God
Bless You All-
With education and careers
...
May You be recognized
For all the wonderful things
That you have done
For others
..
Forget about shit politicians out there
...
I am here
To recognize you
To even
Praise you
To honor you-
//:)
Ps: there are some good politicians out there. I've seen them. They're there for us all. God bless them too //:-)
I run for.. u run for... What?!
So sorry. ...
So so sorry...
...
Though an actor I may be
...
I still yet have to practice
On how to act well
With my asian male tongue
...
Kinda clumsy on this particular department
...
..
But please
I am 100% heterosexual
...
My name is hk li n I run for..
An Alaskan native appreciation today-
I admire alaskan native religion-
...
I learned about alaskan native shamanism-
...
After they hunt an animal
Like caribou or moose or a bear or a whale
...
They pray
And say thanks
To the nature
For feeding them-
..
I am a huge fan of alaskan natives-
Qagasakung-
gunalchish-
(thank you)
Begging for forgiveness-
...
..
You...
Alaskans...
You americans...
...
I hope and pray
That
You don't hate me
...
Just because
I disagree with you
In so many things
...
I hope and pray
You Alaskans and americans
...
To find a way
To
..
Forgive me-
..
Happy Halloween!
Craving for your kind and generous love-
Love me-
...
No?
...
Love me.
Love me?
...
Love me!
I order you to love me!
Or else
...
...
I'll just be single
..
All alone
In Alaska
Again
..
So
You better love me,
You the people...
...
I want to be loved-
...
My name is Huhnkie Lee
Ak us sen cand- https://t.co/3BkFfr1nzU
how about.... Mr... Jesus? //!-)
...
'tis the time...
...
for human salvation..
...
ladies and gentlemen-
we introduce you
the savior-
..
one Mr Jesus Christ-
...
if i may
i kneel down to that
...
son of God
...
he's cool
ok?
//!-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mewh9YhzR0
love, love, and some more love please- //:-D
you have to wait-
tolerance and patience-
...
beautiful daughters of african american detroit michigan motown-
we love whites and blacks in america-
we love women and men in the world-
it's all about love-
//:-D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9IwBJYTwQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ7uXX9K7Sk
a male strip dancer politician candidate //:-D
lol
do you wanna see me in high heel shoes and mini skirt and fish net stockings?
i'll do all that
in inauguration ceremony
if you americans
elect me
as the 47th president
in 2024
...
how does that sound?
hmm?
//!-D
Romance, always-
Hey buddy-
Friends-
...
Please
Survive and thrive-
...
Protect and preserve please-
We are here for you
Like you have always always been here for us-
You love us
And we love you-
//:-)
...
At the end of the day
Or beginning of the day
It all boils down to love- /:)
A gratitude message
Thank you, kind friends for your generous friendship-
I feel loved-
I love you right back //:-D
Happy Halloween and please enjoy and be safe- https://t.co/n0HHYZCDeJ
I love you- //:-)
U know
I'm a politician and a lawyer
So I know how to
Jingle jangle jungle
Mambo jumbo cha cha cha
And yes
Ding ding dang-
U know what I'm sayin'-
...
I guess I'm speaking in tongue again
..
What I'm trying to say is
...
I love you-
I never once claimed otherwise-
Friday, October 29, 2021
Hopefully not a nightmare //:-)
...
Of you ever so kind to let me visit ya
In ya dream
...
I hope and pray
I won't be a nightmare
...
I...
I merely..
Would say hello
..
For one fraction of a second
...
But
Yeah-
I got heavy asiatic oriental accent
So when I say hello in ya dream
Pls understand-
A believer in miracles-
Ladies and gents
Some of us believe in Jesus-
Resurrection-
Yes-
..
Some of us do firmly believe
That
We can resurrect
Even the dead people..
..
Some of us do firmly believe
In Jesusian miracles-
We believe in the power of God
We believe in power of prayers
Yes!
A baby political tantrum please //:-)
... happy Halloween everybody..
Creepy asian male here...
...
Is that all there is?
You Alaskans
You Americans
You gonna vote for palin tshibaka murkorvski
Just cuz they're pretty white females?
U not gonna vote for me cuz
I'm ugly asian male?
Please
Please
//xD
Happy Halloween-
..
Halloween party
...
You didn't quite invite me
...
I resent it
...
I voice my objection
That
I was left out
...
You the people
You rejected me
You left me outside
And shut the door
...
I'm out there all alone
...
So
I shall visit ur dream tonight- https://t.co/9Wh1ApAYD0
25 min late
Hi Friends, sorry but Friday night live today will start at 6:25pm.
Running late, sorry-
a mini bio, as of 10/29/2021
Presently, a secular scholar, private academic, amateur scientist, hobby mathematician, aspiring politician, frequent writer, lifetime humanologist, clumsy actor/singer/dancer/martial-artist.
Formerly, a US Army soldier, filmmaker, composer, computer programmer, indie director.
Nice to meet you-
//!-)
fnl whl 26
Friday Night Live with Huhnkie Lee, 2022 Alaska US Senate Candidate
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Disproof of Einstein's Relativity theories
Am I wrong in thinking that Dr. Einstein was wrong in Special and General Relativity?
Many people have doubted the correctness of Dr. Albert Einstein's special and general relativity theories for a century by now.
Some amateur scientists even have claimed that they disproved Dr. Einstein's relativity theories.
Please feel free to correct me if you think I made errors in the following disproofs of Dr. Einstein's special and general relativity theories, freely downloadable at:
https://vixra.org/abs/2009.0211
https://vixra.org/abs/2010.0192
Please enjoy and God bless and thank you-
--from Alaska //:-D
A midnight express gratitude message-
hello kind and generous ladies and gentlemen friends-
you are my guardian angels, out angel investors, our God sent messengers and prophets,
our metaphysical parents who kindly spend time with us,
big babies with big mouths-
My High and Mighty God
bless You and Your progenies
for generations to come-
thank you for loving us-
we love you right back //:-D
happy Halloween-
please have fun and be safe-
no drinking and driving please
i drink alcohol at home
outside?
i drink water or pineapple juice
//:-)
A happy Halloween message-
On a lighter note
Halloween is coming soon
Like
This very weekend-
...
Trick or treat with your kids?
What will you dress up as?
...
Show us some pictures after this weekend please-
...
Me?
I may dress up as
.. a...
A...
Shinanigan politician..
Like I am..
//xD
Wednesday, October 27, 2021
Healthy diet and regular exercise please //:-)
Hey-
How about healthy mixed nuts and lean skim milk for dinner, hmm?
I do eat healthy mostly
But when I do indulge in comfort food
I do extra exercise
I'm 43
I do watch what I eat
And I do regular exercise
..
But in all honesty
I do skip exercise at times
//xD
Words of Appreciation for Mothers in the World-
hi friends-
i want to express our appreciation of all the mothers in the world-
as we agree, parenting is the single most important job in the world,
as the future of the world depends on the quality of home education and good mothers spending time with children.
Thank You, Mothers in the World-
Repentance
hi friends,
i apologize for not being a good christian last night.
Jesus said "love thy enemies" and i think i was too hateful, not loving, toward established politicians.
i am sorry, i repent of my sins-
thank you-
Politicians and a hamburger sandwich
Murkorvski, tshibaka, palin
Trump, obama, biden
They're like hamburger sandwiches
Subservient chickens
Lap dogs and pet cats
Domesticated sycophants
They're leadees, not leaders
They should go home
And wash dishes, run laundries
And take care of kids, clean houses
Am I wrong?
Confession of a humanologist
As a humanologist
I don't blindly worship anything or anyone
I don't even 100% endorse Jesus
I don't even 100% trust in God
No Sir
No Ma'am
...
I am an independent thinker
When Mr Jesus or Ms God is wrong
I express my objection
As a mere crawling earthling
Am I wrong?
Tuesday, October 26, 2021
Everything in moderation //:-)
Lol
Still watching twilight zone episode about vegas gambling
...
Some gamble in politics
Using up all their time and money
...
I don't do that
I'm not addicted to politics
As a responsible drinker and smoker
I know how to control myself
I only use lil $ n time in politics
Independence please- //:-)
Murkorvski, tshibaka, palin
They are robots.
They obey mainstream.
I hope and pray that
You Alaskans
You Americans
Are not some programmed sheepeople robots like they are
Like trump, obama, biden.
...
People in the world
Please
Wake up
It's time
Let's be independent.
A critique on three queens-
Alaskans, americans
You better wake up.
Lisa murkorvski jumped in the band wagon to accuse facebook when it was unpopular.
She is nothing but a weak politician
A mainstream follower.
That's what she is all about.
Tshibaka or palin? They are even worse.
So vote for me //:)
Covid and scapegoat
Am watching twilight zone episode
Maple street or main street or something
...
An apology to today in america
...
They don't understand science
So they're afraid of Covid
And they scapegoat anti vaxxers
Anti maskers
And asians
Cuz they're angry and want to blame someone
very bad and very sad.
Inspiration
look.
you may call me whatever names.
but
when it comes to romance
there is no other way.
...
women inspire men.
ok?
...
we men fantasize about women
who tease us
yes
it is para-masturbatory
...
human music and arts
it's all heterosexuality.
am i wrong?
Natural-
I'm sorry if I offend but
I don't like plastic surgery
I want people to be who they are
Naturally
..
Am I wrong?
Monday, October 25, 2021
Bully story-
-bully story, part 1-
I'm like
I don't wanna be bullied by alaskan brown grizzly bears
So I don't go hiking in the mountains
...
I don't go swimming in alaskan ocean
As they have salmon sharks
In alaska
Ocean bullies
...
I avoid bullies like bears and sharks in Alaska..
-bully story part 2-
So no
I don't go to alaskan mountains
They got bear bullies up there
...
I don't go to alaskan oceans
They got shark bullies down there
...
So where do I go?
...
I just run around city parks
Yes
I am an urban coward
...
I'm scared of bullies..
-bully story part 3-
So
To run away from mountain bully the brown grizzly bear
To run away from oceanic bully the salmon shark
...
I just run around
The city parks
...
Then
..
There are these..
Teenager bullies
...
They hollered out at me
"Run forest gump run!"
..
-bully story part 4-
...
So
I am 43
And the child was like
13 years old
...
I, 43 years old
Am still being bullied by
13 year old boy in Wasilla Alaska
...
I was humiliated
...
If I had time
I would have stopped running
And approached the boy
Talk to the boy..
-bully story part 5-
If I had time
I would have approached that 13 year old boy
Who called me
"Run forest gump run"
I would have stopped running
And walk to that boy
And asked him
"Call your parents, call your teachers right now. Because they are guilty of something."
-bully story part 6-
The boy called me a fool
Just because I was running
He called me an idiot
Forest gump
...
I wanted to stop running
And walk to that boy
And order him to call his parents and his teachers and his principal
...
What are they teaching these kids?
Hmm?
-bully story part 7-
I'm like
What are they teaching kids in american schools?
...
I bet they teach kids
How to become lgbt
How to become blm
How to become climate change
How to become Covid 19
How to become critical race theory
How to become whatever bad and evil...
-bully story part 8-
I heard
Students bully teachers these days
Like
Students so unruly
They put their principal in pushup position
Young kids bully teachers and principals and whatever
...
Upside down
Preposterous
That's what's going on in american schools
How Tragic.
-bully story part 9-
Look
Teachers
Principals
Politician
They are all too weak
...
I am a strong person
When kids misbehave
I'll make sure
They get disciplined
I will discipline their parents and teachers and principals too
I will make sure
They do push-ups and all..
-bully story part 10-
If I am us senator or us president
I'll make sure kids behave
And teachers discipline their students
And parents discipline their kids
100%
Guaranteed
I shall restore education and morality in america
No doubt
...
We shall get back to basics
Hmm?
If you want academic discussion-
Hi friends-
How was your day, I wonder?
I hope you had a very good Monday //:-)
Here it's social media, so I good around with jokes.
But if you want to hear some serious or academic or political discussion, please feel free to visit youtube and type "Huhnkie humanology"
//:)
Sunday, October 24, 2021
Me ok with it- //:-)
Again
I can live without being elected as a senator
But I can't live without freedom of speech
...
When I can't speak my mind
I feel like
I can't breathe
Metaphorically speaking
..
My exercise of free speech may cost me an election or two
I'm like
So what?
I'm ok with it
A creepy crispy candidate //:-)
You .. .
You?
You!
...
Creepy Asian!
...
Oh well
Guilty as charged...
..
My name is Huhnkie Lee
And I'm running for US Senate in 2022.
...
There goes my election
//xD
A happy Halloween joke-
Ah yii...
Creepy asian...
He's running US Senate.
...
I'm like
Duh?
Yew-
...
No further comment.
//xD
Freedom of speech and politics
My kind and generous friends-
You know I'm running for US Senate in Alaska in 2022
And I say all these things
...
I value freedom of speech, which is more important to me than my candidacy
...
I can live without getting elected
But I can't live without speech freedom-
//:-)
Love-
I love, love-
Why?
Cuz I wanna be happy.
Don't you?
i love you-
love me please-
//:-D
Key to world salvation
My dear friends-
You are the future of the world-
If I'm john the baptist, you are the Jesuses-
I shall prepare the way so that you can come and save the world-
Be our saviors please-
May God bless you all for Generations to Come-
I love you-
Kiss kiss-
//!-D
A perennial apologiser
Evening Friends-
I apologise for having written rude and crude writings over this weekend.
Please forgive me-
I'm sorry-
I hope we are still friends-
//:-) https://t.co/vMSLaYddgt
Saturday, October 23, 2021
A growing up experience //:-D
My goodness
...
Is that all there is, folks?
You gonna vote for what
Tshibaka, palin, murkorvski
Just cuz what?
You saw them on tv?
...
Come on, alaskans and you americans.
Don't fail me again,
Do you hear me?
Don't let me down again.
Ok kids?
Please.
Grow up.
/:)
You Americans, you Alaskans-
Murkorvski, tshibaka, palin?
Forget about them
They're history
...
They are like trump, obama and biden.
Weak politicians.
Liars.
Evil people.
Cowards.
You want them again, Alaskans?
Do what you gotta do
Vote for those puppet robots.
I will be laughing out loud
/!-)
A double down on this
I double down on this.
i am 100% heterosexual and i recommend 100% of the entire humanity to be 100% heterosexual too.
am i wrong?
...
no tongue in cheek, no sarcasm.
i'm serious about all this-
...
my name is huhnkie lee and i'm running for us senate in 2022.
so.
//!-D
a joke, nothing but a joke please-
i'm so sorry-
//xD
i'm sorry
i'm a comedian first, a politician second
...
so
Mr Jesus walked on the water
So did this amazon gecko
...
does that make Mr Jesus Christ
an insurance company employee?
...
sorry
not that funny
...
i'll just sit
and look pretty-
/:-D
Disproof of dirac delta function
Dirac's Delta function is a wrong theory and here is an informal disproof:
First, let's draw a rectangle function:
Assume a > 0.
R(x) = 0, if |x| > a,
= 1 / 2a, if |x| < a.
Then R(x) is a rectangle whose bottom side is between -a and a on the x-axis. So the rectangle has the width of 2a.
The R(x) rectangle's height is 1 / 2a. Thus, the area of the R(x) rectangle is:
A(a) = 2a / 2a = 1.
Now, let's find the limit when a becomes infinitesimally small.
lim ( a -> 0, A(a) ) = 2a / 2a = 1.
Now, the R(x) rectangle is becoming very thin and very tall, as the rectangle's width shrinks and its height elongates. But, the speed of horizontal shrinking and the speed of vertical elongation are identical. That is why the limit of the area still converges to one.
Next, let us see the definition of Dirac's Delta function:
D(x) = 0, if x != 0,
= +INF, if x = 0;
and D(x) must satisfy the following requirement:
Integral( from -INF to +INF , D(x) ) = 1.
Let's get the integration of D(x) from the first definition:
Integral( from -INF to +INF , D(x) ) = 0 + ... + 0 + INF + 0 + ... + 0
= +INF
!= 1
Note that "1" is a constant, a fixed number. +INF is not a constant, not a fixed number, but a variable that perpetually increases at a certain speed. Thus, +INF cannot be equal to 1.
Thus, there cannot exist such D(x). Q.E.D.
The error that Mr. Paul Dirac committed is that he equalized infinitesimality with zero. Zero is a constant, a fixed number that does not change over time. In contrast, infinitesimality, such as 1 / INF , is a variable that decreases perpetually in its magnitude.
The erroneous part of the definition of Dirac's Delta function is:
D(x) = +INF, if x = 0.
Mr. Paul Dirac used the variable INF and the constant 0 in the same equation and that was the error.
This author argues that any mathematical theory based on Dirac's Delta function is a faulty one, because Dirac's Delta function is a mathematically wrong function.
Not many mathematicians have the bravery to challenge the accuracy of a colossal, historic Nobel Laureate like Mr. Paul Dirac, because doing so might jeopardize their professional reputations. This is why the falsehood of Dirac's Delta function has persisted in mathematics for a century. It is time to correct the errors, ladies and gentlemen.
This author also disproved Mr. Albert Einstein's special and general relativity theories, if you are interested:
https://vixra.org/abs/2009.0211
https://vixra.org/abs/2010.0192
Thank you and enjoy //:-)
--from Alaska
A joke of the day today-
I wanna give a nickname to our president joe biden.
How about..
Covid idiot or
Climate change imbecil?
I just called the 46th president of the United States, a fool.
Am I wrong?
//xD
The more you know about me,
The more you'll be disappointed
I'm a aughty boy-
Sorry- https://t.co/bWbdKlqVvp
A perennial jokester
How about this?
I have an idea.
How about we put trump family in prison for treason,
And hand over trump money to BLM people?
Am I wrong?
//xD
Happy Halloween, everyone-
//!-) https://t.co/gr6m31LqoS
A happy religious boy
I am a Christian.
I love Jesus.
Some friends of mine used to be gay boys and lesbian girls.
They're all straight heterosexual persons by now.
And I'm happy for them.
Am I wrong?
//!-) https:/
A caring message for ladies-
Females
Please learn martial arts
Self defense skills
From youtube
It's free
...
There are men out there
Who are not very nice
So ladies
Please go to YouTube
And type self defense skills
And learn martial arts for free
It's fun and healthy-
Survive and thrive, ladies //:-)
Mutual correction
Look.
I am a leader.
When kids do wrong
I will make sure they get their correction.
...
Are you adults?
No problem.
If you are wrong
I will take it as my mission to correct you too.
...
But
At the same time
I ask you humbly
...
Please correct me when I'm wrong too-
Re discipline
Look
I know
Most kids are good
I know
I saw them ok
...
But
I also saw
Some problem kids
...
Like I once was
...
When I was that
I was heavily disciplined
...
So when I see trouble kids
I will discipline them likewise
Pushups and situps and two mile run-
//:-)
About education
-bully story, part 1-
I'm like
I don't wanna be bullied by alaskan brown grizzly bears
So I don't go hiking in the mountains
...
I don't go swimming in alaskan ocean
As they have salmon sharks
In alaska
Ocean bullies
...
I avoid bullies like bears and sharks in Alaska..
-bully story part 2-
So no
I don't go to alaskan mountains
They got bear bullies up there
...
I don't go to alaskan oceans
They got shark bullies down there
...
So where do I go?
...
I just run around city parks
Yes
I am an urban coward
...
I'm scared of bullies..
-bully story part 3-
So
To run away from mountain bully the brown grizzly bear
To run away from oceanic bully the salmon shark
...
I just run around
The city parks
...
Then
..
There are these..
Teenager bullies
...
They hollered out at me
"Run forest gump run!"
..
-bully story part 4-
...
So
I am 43
And the child was like
13 years old
...
I, 43 years old
Am still being bullied by
13 year old boy in Wasilla Alaska
...
I was humiliated
...
If I had time
I would have stopped running
And approached the boy
Talk to the boy..
-bully story part 5-
If I had time
I would have approached that 13 year old boy
Who called me
"Run forest gump run"
I would have stopped running
And walk to that boy
And asked him
"Call your parents, call your teachers right now. Because they are guilty of something."
-bully story part 6-
The boy called me a fool
Just because I was running
He called me an idiot
Forest gump
...
I wanted to stop running
And walk to that boy
And order him to call his parents and his teachers and his principal
...
What are they teaching these kids?
Hmm?
-bully story part 7-
I'm like
What are they teaching kids in american schools?
...
I bet they teach kids
How to become lgbt
How to become blm
How to become climate change
How to become Covid 19
How to become critical race theory
How to become whatever bad and evil...
-bully story part 8-
I heard
Students bully teachers these days
Like
Students so unruly
They put their principal in pushup position
Young kids bully teachers and principals and whatever
...
Upside down
Preposterous
That's what's going on in american schools
How Tragic.
-bully story part 9-
Look
Teachers
Principals
Politician
They are all too weak
...
I am a strong person
When kids misbehave
I'll make sure
They get disciplined
I will discipline their parents and teachers and principals too
I will make sure
They do push-ups and all..
-bully story part 10-
If I am us senator or us president
I'll make sure kids behave
And teachers discipline their students
And parents discipline their kids
100%
Guaranteed
I shall restore education and morality in america
No doubt
...
We shall get back to basics
Hmm?
Friday, October 22, 2021
FNL WHL 25
Friday Night Live with Huhnkie Lee, 2022 Alaska US Senate Candidate
Episode 25
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Let us teach about good parenting-
Hmm.
No single school in the world teaches about,
"How to be a good parent"
...
If I become a president of the usa
I'll start teaching about good parenting
...
Yeah, I got no kids
But I was a child once
And I was blessed with good parents
Who corrected me when I was bad
What I say in meetings is..
So
What I say in local community council meetings
City council meetings
Borough assembly meetings
All over alaska these days is
...
Let us develop pebble mine or anwar oil
In environmentally sound fashion
Let's make money
So we don't lose pfd n lower tax
//:-)
Thursday, October 21, 2021
One-man zero-penny campaign
Evening, Friends-
I hope you had a very good Thursday in this awesome autumn season //:-)
I attend local community council meetings all over alaska in evenings to present my campaign pitch for three minutes.
I'm experimenting with this one-man zero-penny campaign //:-)
Wednesday, October 20, 2021
An Alternative Candidate
Greetings Alaskans, this is Huhnkie Lee, running for US Senate as an independent Alaskan in 2022.
We got three mainstream candidates: Senator Murkowski, Kelly Tshibaka, and Sarah Palin potentially. Many expressed their disappointment as the three candidates are too stereotypical partisan politicians. Fortunately, there are alternative candidates and I’m one of them. I have diverse background: I used to be a US Army soldier, filmmaker/actor/writer/composer, computer programmer. Now I’m an attorney and an amateur scientist/dancer/singer/comedian.
Some say my candidacy is a joke and perhaps it is. But, please, let me explain. I’m a scientist, so I conduct experiments. The project is called zero-penny campaign, and one-man campaign. I attend local zoom meetings all over Alaska to present 3-minute campaign pitches. We’ll see how this works out next year in August.
I’m independent. Depending on issues, I agree with Democrats sometimes, Republicans sometimes. If elected, I’ll bring liberalists and conservatives together and get jobs done, make things happen. For instance, Pebble Mine can be built environment-soundly. We can use mining waste rocks to build asphalt roads. We can build ANWR oilfield. Climate change? I can and will convince the world that there is nothing to worry about it. Thank You, Alaskans!
Tuesday, October 19, 2021
World Love- //:-)
-world love, part 1-
Hi everyone in the world family-
How was your day?
I hope you had a very good one //:-)
Today, I wanna talk about empathy, if I may-
...
I have never been to China
But I learned Chinese Kung Fu
And I grew fond of China-
I love chinese cuisine too /:)
-world love, part 2-
I have never been to Russia.
But I'm studying Russian language.
Then i came to care about russian people too.
...
I'm studying African history, culture, and religion.
Then I became increasingly loving the people of Africa-
Western African voodooism-
-world love, part 3-
You know
I was born ithaca NY America back in 1978.
I grew up as a child in Seoul S. Korea till 18 yo. Then I came back to America, to Wisconsin, to study computer science.
When I was in south korea
I used to hate japan
Cuz I learned korean history..
-world love, part 4-
Then I learned about japanese manga, anime, cartoons like dragon ball z, and nintendo video games and famicom games.
And I learned about japanese traditional cuisine like udon, tempura and sushi and ramen noodles.
So I came to appreciate japanese culture.
-world love, part 5-
So the moral of the story is
As we learn foreign languages, history, religions, cultures, cuisines of other countries,
We develop empathy, cosmopolitan humanism, pan-cultural affection for them.
I think it's a highly desirable thing.
What do you think?
Thank You, Kind Friends-
Child bearing is a gamble, right?
...
No one knows whether your child would grow up to be newton, kepler, gallilei, socrates, jesus, confucius, laozu, buddha.
Or your child may grow up to be a terrorist or a serial criminal.
Who knows.
...
That's why I'm pro choice, and I don't want to have kids.
I don't gamble with a child's life
..
But I do appreciate parents with kids and grandkids
They are gamblers
And they are saints too
...
So let us be proactive, not reactive
Let us be preventative
Let us prevent crimes before it happens
And it all starts from home
That's right
We are talking about home education
A good parenting
...
I know
I got no kiddos
So I'm least qualified to talk about
Educating children
...
But
I was a child once
And I'm blessed with good parents
Good bosses
Good colleagues
Good friends
Who corrected me
Who disciplined me
When I was wrong
...
Who rewarded me
When I did something right
Who were there for me
When I was all alone
Rejected and dejected
...
In my 43 years of life
I always have had
A handful of a few good Friends-
Thank you-
For being there for me
When nobody else was
Thank you and God bless you all-
//:-)
Sunday, October 17, 2021
Halloween fiction-
-halloween fiction, part 1-
This person
Came to my house
To kill me
..
I was in my bed
I heard the noise
So I wrapped up myself with blanket
As I sleep butt a** naked
...
Out the bedroom window
I started running
From this... Person
Who came to my house to kill me
..
-halloween fiction part 2-
So this person
Who came to my house to kill me
...
Not sure
If it was male or female
...
I was just running away
Off my bed room window
Wrapped in blanket
Underneath?
Butt a** naked
...
So
I found myself
A homeless man
All of a sudden..
-halloween fiction part 3-
But
This person
Keep following me
And shooting at me
...
This person
Killed me
...
I died
...
And this person is alive
...
This person did not commit suicide
...
Not yet
..
So I'm dead and this person is still alive...
What do I do now
-halloween fiction part 4-
So I'm dead
This person who just killed me
Is alive and is going home
...
He or she thinks it's all over
...
No...
It's not that simple...
It's never that easy....
...
I may be dead in flesh....
But
My spirit
Persists....
Yeah..I'm ghost-
-halloween fiction part 5-
...
It's not over yet...
You killed me
And you are alive...
...
How about
I come to visit you
Every night
When you are in bed alone
Mister or Miss or Mizz-
...
You killed me
I'm dead
You are alive
...
I'll come visit you
Every night-
-halloween fiction part 6-
You killed me
I'm dead
You are alive
...
That will not be end of everything
No...
It's only beginning..
...
When you are all alone
In your bathroom
In your bed
I will be right next to you-
...
Whispering in your ears...
You killed me...
-halloween fiction part 7-
Yes....yeesss.....
I'll come torture you
Every single second
For the rest of you life...
You killed me
You won't get away with it...
I've become a ghost
I'll come and haunt you
Until you commit suicide...
Do you hear me?
...
I'll make sure..
...
-halloween fiction part 8-
But
There is an alternative...
How about we forgive and forget?
Hmm?
Like
Water under the bridge
Like
Jesus
Love thy enemies
I'd rather have that instead.
How about you?
...
I wanna love-
I don't want to hate.
I'm a lover, not a hater.
...
-halloween fiction part 9-
Let us not kill
Let us heal
...
Let us love
Not hate
...
Let us save
Let us forgive and forget
Let us understand
Tolerate
Protect and preserve
Let us move on
Toward the future
...
Let us survive and thrive
Let's live and let love live-
-halloween fiction, part 10-
Happy Halloween, everyone-
Please be safe and be loving-
Be nice and be forgiving-
Love your enemies
Like Mr Jesus said
Two thousand years ago
...
We killed Jesus
We murdered him
But
He is right next to us
When we are all alone-
//!-)
A Sunday late lunch in Alaska-
Enough confession session please-
I gotta eat
//xD
...
After a is said and done
I'm only human
...
Me hungry-
...
I love china
And I love americanized chinese food
Mongolian beef with noodles and
And and ...
Oh-
Green onions-
...
Heaven on earth-
Bon appetit /:)
A good news bearer bear //:-)
We don't know
When
Clean people like you and me
Would get there
To be shining role models
To serve as a clean example
For our future generations
...
One fine day
You and I will get there
Yeah-
One fine day-
...
We are optimists
We are bearers of good news-
//:-D
We, the Clean People
We may disagree on things
Like trump, obama, biden, abortion, guns, tshibaka, murkorvski, palin, climate change, covid-19, lgbt, billie eilish, lady gaga,
All those horrible stinking garbages and junks...
..
We are not those dirty stuffs.
Behold, we are clean people-
//:-D
About friendship
Hey-
U n I may disagree on things-
I'm anti trump, pro abortion, anti lgbt, anti tattoo, anti piercings, pro alcohol, pro cigarettes.
So yes.
I don't expect anyone voting for me
...
But
We can be friends still-
...
No two people agree on everything
We still can be friends
.....
Friendship regardless of disagreement-
Tolerance
Unconditional love
That's the best part
In humanity-
That's what makes us human
Don't you think?
//!-D
Saturday, October 16, 2021
A thing or two about politics
...
Politics is dirty ..
I'm a dirty man...
...
I guess that's why I love politics
...
//!-)
A confession session
A confession session-
...
Yes
I have been to red light districts
And yes
About two decades ago
I lost my virginity
In red light district
...
Not gonna lie to ya
...
I'm...
No longer...
A virgin
...
My name is Huhnkie Lee and I'm running for US Senate.
//!-)
A beggar mendicant politician
Alaskans-
Murkorvski, tshibaka, palin.
Is that all there is?
Please don't vote for them just cuz they're institutional elitists or just cuz they're famous or just cuz you saw them on tv.
...
Vote for me instead.
Please.
I'm...
Begging...
Yes, on my knees-
//:-D
Friends-
Friends-
If I become us president
I will hire you in the white house
Cuz
You are smarter than me and I will need your advice to save the world-
//:-)
Friday, October 15, 2021
plea plea plead to voters
look.
you gonna vote for them, and not me?
cuz what?
you saw them on tv?
tshibaka, murkowski, palin?
just cuz what, they're famous?
...
come on, alaskans americans-
...
please don't disappoint us again this time-
...
you know i'm smarter then all them combined.
hmm?
a friday night campaign pitch
excuse my language please but
trump, obama, biden
tshibaka, murkowsky, palin
what do they have in common?
...
weak, stupid, and obedient politicians
who love money, power, fame
institutional elitists
...
i am not one of them.
i am one of you.
so it's up to you, people-
a candidate with an attitude
ladies and gents
i am not like tshibaka, murkowski or palin.
i am not a leadee like them or trump, biden, obama,
all those weak politicians.i am a leader.
when you the people are wrong,i will take it as my mission to correct you, discipline you.
i'm a politician with an attitude.
FNL WHL 24
Friday Night Live with Huhnkie Lee, 2022 Alaska US Senate Candidate
Episode 24
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Thursday, October 14, 2021
Happy Halloween-
-confess session, part 1-
U young people
Thank you-
I'm old
..
I'm so busy covering up my balding spots
...
But u young people
Give me fresh youthful energy-
...
I confess
I am ur number one fan-
...
But I'm not a vampire
I'm not dracula
...
I'm just an asian-
thank you-
hello everyone in the world-
thank you so much for your kind visit to my campaign website here //:-D
you are my guardian angels, angel investors, and metaphysical parents who take good care of me-
God Bless You, Your Family and Friends for Generations to Come-
//:-)
presidential fantasy
-presidential fantasy, part 1-
year 2025, he is sworn in as the 47th president of the usa.
he gives out his inauguration speech on tv only:
"hello, kind americans- thank you for hiring me for the white house job.
"i'm an independent, so i'll bring the left and right together.
-presidential fantasy, part 2-
"i'll bring liberals and conservs together and we'll start to get things done, as opposed to wasting taxpayers' money in ideological debates.
"let's educate the world that climate change can be a good thing. plants need CO2 for photosynthesis.
-presidential fantasy, part 3-
"i don't think it's possible that solar, wind, hydroelectricity, nuclear energy can replace fossil fuel.
"if fossil fuel causes global warming, the planet earth will become very green. it's because there will be more rain, more CO2, warmer temp.
-presidential fantasy, part 4-
"that's what plants need to do more photosynthesis. we continue to use fossil fuel, there will be more CO2 in the air. more ice will melt and there will be more rain. warmer temperature. plants will thrive in that environment. that's the science.
-presidential fantasy, part 5-
"but that's in case global warming indeed continues to happen. if there be more plants, more CO2 will be re-absorbed by plants and that may slow down global warming. one thing i can assure you is that climate change is nothing to be afraid of.
-presidential fantasy, part 6-
"Do you see UAE? that country has wise leaders, smart politicians. they made big money with oil and gas, and then reinvested the money to build skyscrapers and resorts for tourism. UAE makes so much money, they hand out free food to the poor.
-presidential fantasy, part 7-
"So, the idea is that we need money to help the poor. but we can't print out money, as it will cause inflation. we don't wanna raise tax. we don't wanna borrow more money and burden the future generation or bankrupt the nation. but we need money.
-presidential fantasy, part 8-
"So then how do we make money? well, we gotta sell things that people wanna buy. like, gold, copper, oil and gas. Alaska has a lot of those. all we gotta do is figure out how to develop those environmentally soundly. for instance, Pebble and ANWR.
-presidential fantasy, part 9-
"we'll work with environmentalists and EPA, bring them to the table and let them monitor the process of building Pebble mine and ANWR oil field, so that they be built without hurting environment. that way, we'll create jobs, make money for all.
-presidential fantasy, part 10-
"the key is education. we should educate the public that Pebble/ANWR can be built safely. once we make tons of money, then we can start saving poor people. that way, we can satisfy both democrats and republicans. i believe we can do this. thanks!"
Tuesday, October 12, 2021
climate change fiction
-climate change fiction part 1-
"Hi, my name is climate change.""i didn't intend this but somehow, i became a god.""i noticed people thank me for everything. they say,'when it's too hot or cold, it's thanks to climate change.'when it rains too much or little, climate change.
-climate change fiction part 2-
"as if i, climate change, is 'the' one and only creator and causer of all things, every single thing is attributed to me."
"i find that quite embarassing, don't you?"
"one day, people will start to say,
'earthquake is caused by climate change.'
-climate change fiction part 3-
"i even heard some saying,'i believe in science-'
"i thought science is about either knowing or not knowing. i thought it is religion that regards to believing or not believing. if they believe in science, they're taking science as a religion."
-climate change fiction part 4-
"if science is something to be believed, science becomes a religion. i don't think that's desirable."
"isn't science supposed to be objective and factual?"
"if people worship me, climate change, they're not being scientific. i'm not their god."
-climate change fiction part 4-
"i understand people's need to have religion, which i regard as a basic human need."
"but my recommendation would be to have a real religion. i'm climate change. i don't appreciate being a subject of idolatry. i don't wanna be a god. please help"-climate change fiction part 5-
"i, climate change, understand people fear the unknown of the future. so they call my name and pray in my name."
"i'd rather recommend them to pray to real god, in a real religious organization."
"cuz otherwise, things get too strange and odd."
covid fiction
-covid fiction part 1-
"hi, i'm covid and i'm the virus."
"i am sorry to have caused human deaths."
"but i'm merely a virus who wants to survive and reproduce."
"don't you humans kill and eat animals and plants to survive and reproduce?"
"humans vs virus, same same things."
-covid fiction part 2-
"christian bible says God is in full control of the universe."
"God has two kinda angels: good angels and bad angels."
"Good angels heal people and bad angels kill people."
"i guess that makes me a bad angel, as i'm 'the' covid virus. necessary evil."
-covid fiction part 3-
"a good thing about me being a virus is this: people can't punch me, kick me, or even hate me."
"when i, the virus, cause illness and deaths in homo sapiens, people get angry and they look for someone to hate, kick, and punch."
-covid fiction part 4-
"i am covid virus. since people can't hate or punch or kick me, but since they're still angry, and need a target to pour out their anger into,"
"people target some other people to kick, punch, or hate."
"first they picked china. then they picked asians."
-covid fiction part 5-
"i am covid virus. i thought i was bad."
"so when i saw people hating asians for what i, covid virus, did to them, i was so sad. i guess that makes me not so bad an angel."
"so why did God create me? i'm covid virus, so i'm like a devil, a satan."-covid fiction part 6-
"there are some people who call themselves as satanists or devil worshipers."
"but i don't see any single human soul who worships me, the covid virus."
"there have been 'heroes' who killed many people and get worshiped after all those human killings."
-covid fiction part 7-
"julius caesar, hannibal, napoleon, genghiskan, cyrus, alexander the great, you name it. they killed many people and they got worshiped for it."
"so why not worship me, then? just cuz what, i'm not a human but a tiny little covid virus? hmm?"-covid fiction part 8-
"sometimes, me wonders why God created me, the covid virus, in the first place."
"i understand, a grizzly bear hunting bison keeps bison herd healthier. a bear chases, kills, eats sick, weak bison and surviving bison becomes healthier runners."
-covid fiction part 9-
"when a bear kills a bison, people don't feel too sorry. when an american dies, americans feel sorrier than when a korean dies. when a korean dies, koreans feel sorrier than when an american dies. people feel sorrier when a closer-by dies than otherwise."-covid fiction part 10-
"did God create me, the covid virus, so that the next generation of homo sapiens would be stronger and sturdier, as part of human evolution?"
"i dunno. He never told me. i understand this is a difficult thing to talk about.""no politics in virus world."
fbi fiction
-fbi fiction, part 1-
fbi bulletin board reads,
"december, 1963. an alaskan aging asian american. 43, proficient in covering up his balding spot. agents scully and mulder, go check him out. see what else he's good at covering up."
the government people knocks on his door.
-fbi fiction, part 2-
the door opens.
"hi, my name is huhnkie lee and i'm running for US senate as an independent alaskan asian aging american a**."
agents ask, "are you a senator?"
old man answers, "no. i'm not a senator. I'm a retired janitor. i'm running for senator."
-fbi fiction, part 3-
"mr. lee. are you seducing 18 year old female virgins in social media?"
"no ma'am. i'm not even single."
"oh?"
"a rumor has it that i got a wife and three kids and two grandkids somewhere in south korea."
"oh."
"what happens in korea, remains in korea"-fbi fiction, part 4-
"then why do you pretend you're single?"
"pretend? oh please-"
"mr. lee. are you imitating kpop stars? do you intend to portray an imagery of a divinity, like a celibate, a saint?"
"no sir. i'm very much human."
"i can see that. but, are you a con man?"-fbi fiction, part 5-
"mr. mulder. i'm a politician, not a con job. you can trust me on this. i never lie."
"then why are you hiding your balding spot? you ain't fooling anyone."
"ms. scully. don't be so cruel."
"why don't you invite us in then?"
"sure. come in, agents."-fbi fiction, part 6-
"would you like a cup of tea?"
"no thank you."
"a glass of water for me please."
"so. what can i do for fbi?"
"have you seen ufo in this part?"
"no."
"have you seen aliens?"
"no sir."
"are you lonely?"
"yes ma'am."
"do you like it?"
"at times."
-fbi fiction, part 7-
"alright agents, daylight's burning. mr. mulder, you can go home. agent scully, you may stay."
"?!"
"!!"
"me thinks that dana will look good with apron on. do you cook well, dana?"
"mulder, i'm leaving."
"i think i'm staying, scully."
"?!"-fbi fiction, part 8-
"mr. mulder- i won't murder you, as i think you are kinda cute."
"are you an lgbt, mr. lee?"
"no sir."
"you know what, i'm gonna stay a while. this man is crazy but in a funny way."
"mr. lee. why do you walk and talk like lgbt?"
"truth or dare?"
"..."-fbi fiction, part 9-
"truth, mr. lee. the whole truth and nothing but the truth."
"yeah, man. fess it up."
"alright, agents. the truth is, i like singing and dancing like a girl sometimes. i have this feminine side in me."
"what a perfect candidate for transgender surgery!"
-fbi fiction, part 10-
"yeah, yeah. we highly recommend it."
"no thanks."
"why not?"
"i like being a man. and i like women. i don't wanna pretend to be someone i'm not."
"oh oh oh, stop right there. you're confusing me now."
"a headache material. gimme ibuprofen now."
"ok"
trump fiction
-trump fiction part 1-
'tis year 2030, washington dc, federal prison.
the 45th president is in solitary confinement, awaiting a criminal trial.
alone in a cold jail cell, mr. trump is writing a memoir.
"you know what, this is blessing in disguise. treason? no, i'm innocent."
-trump fiction part 2-
"people called me many names. a racist white supremacist. i don't think so."
"my two blonde daughters married brown men. now my kids are brown. my blonde blue-eyed white-skinned Caucasian heritage is forever gone. i feel sorry. now you call me a racist?"
-trump fiction part 3-
"so i built the southern border wall. i didn't quite finish it. i didn't have the time as i was a one-term president, ok?"
"people ask me, why the wall. i'm like, all i wanted was to protect and preserve the endangered species in america, the Caucasians."
-trump fiction part 4-
"i know. people call me racist for that. but look, folks. no other race has blond or red hair, blue or green eyes, white or pink or orange skin, other than Caucasians."
"I'm not saying white is superior. i'm saying white race is worth preservation. hmm?"
-trump fiction part 5-
"y'all betrayed me. baby baby, where did our love go?"
"y'all put me in a jail cell like this, and i'm in my 80s. i know what you people want."
"you want my money. you want my fame. you want to steal my fun, my happiness, my freedom!"
"i'll come back!"-trump fiction part 6-
"what people don't realize is, "
"i'm like Jesus. i think i saved america. i think i sacrificed myself for america. are you with me on this?"
"people never thanked me for saving america. they put me in jail instead. i'm the modern jesus christ. okay?"-trump fiction part 7-
"you know what, i'm gonna be acquitted, y'all know that."
"i got like, 2000 lawyers and 500 judges working for me. people, it's impossible to convict me. i'm rich. yes, i am above the law. i am the law. lawmakers, they work for me too. you didn't know?"-trump fiction part 8-
"so i'll be found not guilty of treason and i'll go home."
"then, i'll be bored."
"i did business, i did reality tv, i did presidency. i dunno what to do next, to ease my boredom. any suggestions?"
"how about religion? maybe i'll create a new religion."-trump fiction part 9-
"what if, billions of people in the world worship me, to eternity?"
"like, what if i am remembered in history like Jesus?"
"like, everywhere in the world forever, people have my trumpian portrait in their bedrooms, living rooms.""i think i'll like it"
-trump fiction part 10-
"when i was the president, people forgave me. people worshipped me blindly. i got away with everything. to many, i was their de-facto god. an absolute power and glory."
"i think i wanna be a god. i wanna be worshipped.""so yeah. trump, the god. oh yeah"
floyd fiction
-floyd fiction part 1-
"hi, i'm george floyd and i'm in heaven, you earthlings."
"people all around the world worship me and i find it disturbing.""well, when i was on planet earth, i got some mixed reviews.""no sir, i was no saint. i was no Jesus. i never claimed otherwise."
-floyd fiction part 2-
"and i was embarrassed to see what happened in america after i left it in year 2020."
"yes i was black and he was white. but they made it all about race. and i didn't like what i saw happening down there on planet earth.""i was disappointed at humans."
-floyd fiction part 3-
"here in paradise, it's a lot nicer here than planet earth."
"yes, i met Jesus, yes, i met Socrates."
"how about einstein? actually, i was looking for him. but they say he ain't here. i was like, what? no one knows where he is. what a surprise."-floyd fiction part 4-
"up here in heaven, things are nice. it's like, we're in some kind drugged state, it's like we're high all the time, you know."
"so i'm not sure if this is heaven, or hell..."
"am i bored in heaven? no. am i happy in heaven? i'm supposed to be happy.."
-floyd fiction part 5-
"i talked to God the other day and he said,
'Smile, my dear son floyd, smile.'
"i was like, like... being forced to be happy, you see."
"So i'm not quite sure if they sent me to hell or heaven."
"I'm not quite sure what 'this' is. what it's about."
-floyd fiction part 6-
"so i saw God, Jesus, Socrates up here. but i didn't see Einstein."
"is Einstein in heaven and i'm in hell? perhaps that god was not God but a satan pretending to be God."
"if i'm in hell, did i deserve to be here, or?"
"i've been to jails on earth."-floyd fiction part 7-
"i did commit many crimes but i served my time. so i don't think it's necessary that God send me to another posthumous jail cell, the hell."
"so even if this is the eternal hell, it's not too bad here. yes, it's boring cuz nothin's happenin'. just tv."-floyd fiction part 8-
"next time i see Jesus, i'll ask him if he'd take me with him when he does the resurrection stuff.""i wanna go back. i want my planet earth.""i wanna shop, i want my barbershop, my grocery. i like that stuff.""this place, heaven, high all the time. no"
-floyd fiction part 9-
"i don't like this heaven that God put me in."
"i'm high all the time, but then, there's nothing. just some forced ecstasy, and it is sickening.
"this... so called paradise... is poisoning me..."
"so...let me get out of here....help...please..Jesus.."
-floyd fiction part 10-
"yeah, it feels good to be worshiped by earthlings."
"they paint murals on walls and all the memorial statues and shrines for me."
"but i get fed up with that too. that too is like a drug. sooner than later, it poisons you. i wanna be normal again."
A motivational speech, if I may //!-)
So my fellow adults in the world-
Let's do our part
Like our parental and grandparental generations did for us in the past-
...
Let us work together
And bring
A bigger
Brighter
And better future
For our kids and grandkids-
...
Look into their eyes-
We owe them-
//:)
Monday, October 11, 2021
an october letter
Hi Everyone- Thank you for being my friends-A funny story this evening.A kind gentleman suggested that I should talk to a psychiatrist or psychologist.The thing is, this wasn't the first time I heard that lolHave you also heard a rumor that I ate 3 dogs in Korea?//xD
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I'm sorry if I offended anyone by confessing my past dog eating but I wanted to be honest with my potential voters.I didn't like the taste of dog meat and thus I won't eat dogs again, except hot dogs.So what does a dog taste like? Any guesses?It tastes like a best friend
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I apologize again but I'm a jokester, a class clown.Happy Halloween coming, everyone //:-)
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i'm just a big baby with a big mouth, seeking people's attention. people ask me why i'm running for US Senate. I think one reason is i like attention from people.do i want to save the world? oh yeah. but I need the world to save me first. by making me famous. //x-D
A stream of questions-
Oh, ok.
How about you?
Are you over 18?
Are you a female?
Are you a virgin?
Are you clean?
are you an adorable doll?
hmm?
//!-)
Midnight train special
If there is heaven
I want 7 trillion women
Like
I'm the only man on this planet
And I'm surrounded by
7 trillion virgins
And the girls are all over 18 and they're all heterosexual-
I love women-
I think they're pretty-
//:-D https://t.co/8oXLuFGqJ4
A midnight fantasy
I think
I like young women
I mean
Like
18 or 19
A legally young woman
Like
A college student who just turned 18
So I can date her legally
...
I sometimes fantasize about
...
Polygamy
I won't call it marriage
I'll just say
The ladies are my roommates
They're my gfs
A club scene
so I went to a country dance club in palmer Alaskan last night.
There once was this guy who looks like a good fighter
He stared at me like he wanna kick my butt.
I was like, "dude, I wish u r a girl. I would love to be stared at by a woman."
I'm heterosexual, 100%
//:-D
https://t.co/yFiDZqpRWK
Sunday, October 10, 2021
A message of forgiveness-
God,
Please let this brother
Learn a life lesson-
Please teach him a lesson
...
Let him be peaceful
Let him learn about
History
Science
And other good stuff
...
People!
I'm not a doomsday prophet.
I'm a harbinger of good news.
Im a gospel preacher!
Let us save- :)
A prayer for punk a**
When I see fuck punk ass
Who wanna fight me
I don't fight them
...
I pray for them instead
I retreat
And I pray for them
Like this:
"God
"Please forgive these
"Fuck punk asses on earth-
"Please teach them
"Discipline them
"And please educate them-
"Thank you-"
//-)
Punk punk
Look.
I do practice martial arts
For fun
For exercise
But
I never ever fight
I am a pacifist
...
I am jesusian
I'm a politician
I am a law abiding citizen
...
I got no time to get beat up
..
No time to go to jail
...
So when guys try to punk me out
I tolerate.
A message to bullies
Brother-
You may be a bully
But I love you brother
...
Ok?
So you better repent
Cuz when you bully around
I will stop you
I will never
Ever
Let you bully others
...
You wanna bully me?
...
Well
I can sing and dance for you
Ok?
I love you-
//!-)
Dumb, dumber, and dumbest in alaska
You know
...
Kelly tshibaka, lisa murkorvski, Sara Palin
Challenging me
...
That is not an acceptable attitude for me.
No .
...
They are running against me?
They gotta be joking.
So stupid
So pathetic
..
Those three stooges
Like
Dumb, dumber, and dumbest
...
xD
A boy's excuse
Friends-
Please understand
That
I am a man
...
I'm stupid
...
Sometimes
I want to fight
...
I'm a stupid man
...
I am a man
A male
Heterosexual
...
When I see a strong man
I want to punk him out
I want to challenge him
...
Let boys be boys-
...
I'm a boy :)
Kung fu message-
Yeah
I practice martial arts
Every single day
..
No one knows
As
I make no noise
When I kick and punch in the air
...
So
Brother
Stop fighting against others
Rather
Start fighting against your own self-
Yes-
Brother
Be a philosopher-
//:-)
Apologies-
Hello Friends-
Thank you for being my kind friends-
Also I apologise for the political tantrums, I'm sorry-
On long weekends after I get drunk home alone, some times I go through some dark hours and say some things that are not nice.
Thank you for understanding-
Love you :)
Voters, what do you want?
voters
you want a puppet?
then yeah
vote for tshibaka, palin, murkorvski.
vote for biden, trump, Obama.
they will obey you.
they will say whatever you want them to say.
they will be your parakeets.
you will get it
yes.
your robotic manchurian candidate
they will obey you
100%
...
i am not one of them
i am a rebel
...
when you the people are wrong
i will take it as my mission
to go against you.
i will rebel against you the people
i will make sure
you get your fair share of corrections
...
i will never obey you the people
especially when you are wrong...
.
...
when I'm wrong
please correct me
I'll listen
and yes
I'll obey you
I promise-
//!-)
You the People
you the people
you the Americans.
...
if I'm the president
when you the people are wrong
i will take it as my mission
to correct you.
when you the people are wrong
i will correct you, discipline you, and punish you.
i am a leader.
. ..
i am a politician with an attitude
...
i am a leadership material
...
i am not one of those
fake ones ..
.
so yes
if you want a leader next year
please
consider me-
//!-)
Salute to civilian warriors-
But
Having said that
Even if you never once served in military
We salute you none the less-
..
Life is a war
And you are a survivor
You are a warrior-
...
So
Congratulations-
Peace on earth please-
Survive and thrive-
//:-D
Veteran's card
Hey-
Friends-
...
Please allow me to wave my veteran's card //:-)
...
I am a us army veteran.
I did basic combat training
In fort benning georgia
Back in 2009
...
We got stationed at fort hood texas.
We deployed to afghanistan
For a year
In 2011.
...
Saturday, October 9, 2021
Talk about our president
Biden is kinda dumb
He asks opec to produce more oil
As oil price is to high
And he says no to anwr oil in alaska
...
Talk about hiding ostrichs head in the sand
... He talks about climate change
Not in my backyard
No oil in america
Do it in middle east
..
So dumb
A political tantrum or tirade
Ladies and gents
If you want someone so obedient
Yeah
Vote for trump, biden, obama, murkorvski, tshibaka, palin.
They will say yes to everything that you want them to.
The puppet politician.
You will get it.
...
Im not 1 of them.
When u are wrong,
I will correct u
I'm a leader
Re leadership
You Americans
When you the people are wrong
I will will correct you
Educate you
And yes
Discipline you
..
If you elect me
I will be your leader
..
If you elect them instead
They will be your leadee
...
It's your choice
Ok?
U want a leader or a puppet?
Hmm?
An epa joke //:-)
Epa love and worship swamp.
Epa is a fed bully.
Epa put people in jail cuz people built house in their private property that happen to be a swamp, the sacred place they call "wet land".
DC swamp epa.
Swamp is their god and their identity.
So they bully people.
So sad.
Abortion or what?
...
are you a democrat or republican or what?
...
are you a man or a woman or what?
..
if you are a man
who got your woman pregnant
are you gonna pay for the baby or what?
...
are you gonna marry her
and have a family
to raise the child together
...
do you make enough money to do so?
i wonder?
...
or
will you run away
run out of state
..
...
this is why i am pro choice
i want women to have choice
i am very pro women
women should have choice
i am sorry
if i disappointed republicans
...
but when it comes to abortion issue
i have to side with democrats
...
Friday, October 8, 2021
FNL WHL 23
Friday Night Live with Huhnkie Lee, 2022 Alaska US Senate Candidate
Episode 23
Fridays, 6pm-8pm, Alaska Time
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Sunday, October 3, 2021
A confession of a class clown-
Again,
I'm just a big baby with big mouth.
I'm a class clown.
...
So
My recommendation to you
Please
Laugh at me-
...
When I'm laughed at
I shall be happy
Knowing that
I did my job right
As a class clown-
//!-)
Love-
I don't think I ever said this-
...
So
I kinda feel like a male virgin //xD
Well
There is always first time for everything, so
Here we go-
...
I love you-
Thank you for loving me-
I feel loved-
...
Yes-
I'm happy-
I hope you are too-
For you are very much loved 2-
A campaign promise
//xD
I'm just a class clown //:-)
I love to party
...
My campaign promise?
...
If I get elected to public office one fine day
...
I'll dance sexy-
In front of cameras
For everyone to see-
Why?
To bring world peace
It's an entertainment solution
So Vote for me
//:-D
Remembrance-
america is so sumptuous
generous
and fully charitable and giving and forgiving-
...
so
to give something back to to america
i did join the us army
back in 2009
...
we were like
well
other guys and gals were young
in their late teens or early twenties
...
but i joined the us army
when i was 31
back in 2009
...
but
like my junior enlisted army colleagues of mine that year
i was ready to
sacrifice my life and limbs
to this one wonderful country
america-
...
so i did deployed to afghanistan
with my army guys and gals
who are at least a decade younger than me
and some of my colleagues too
...
but
we got lucky
and most of us
came back to america
safe and sound
back in 2012
ten years ago
...
but
when we joined the us army
when we deployed to afghanistan
we did know
we were willing to
lose our lives and limbs
for america
we did
...
some lost their lives and limbs
and we are so sorry
...
some of got lucked out
i'm just one of them
...
but yes
my colleagues and me
we joined the us army
to serve the america and its values
we were willing to sacrifice our lives and limbs
when we joined the us army
...
again
when we deployed to afghanistan
we were more than willing to
sacrifice our lives and limbs
...
but
we came back
all limbs and lives intact
...
we got lucky
...
but we appreciate and admire and thank
our colleagues
who lose their lives and limbs
for us...
...
we pray to God
there is Heaven
to House
the unsung heroes and heroines
...
we pray for them-
...
thank you-
Saturday, October 2, 2021
Once upon a time in America
I'm sorry
But
I think american became so weak
...
They worry
About
Oh
Climate change
Oh
Covid 19
...
I'm so sorely so sorry
...
Home of the brave
Land of the free
America once used to be
Once upon a time
...
I miss that country
...
Yes Sir and Ma'am-
I do-
A political tantrum
Ladies and gentlemen-
I am a leader
I am not a leadee
...
You want a puppet politician?
Then vote for palin, tshibaka, murkorvski.
I think they're white whining weak women, if not wicked.
Please don't get me wrong. I've seen strong, smart and good female Caucasian politicians before, but those three are not ones of them.
...
I am a man!
I am not those subservient white females like tshibaka, murkorvski, palin!
I am a man!
Do you hear me?
...
I'm not sexist
Pathetic america, so sorely sorry-
Sorry but
I feel so sorely sorry for america
...
Democrats worship george floyd
A career criminal
...
Republicans worship trump
The egomaniac
...
I guess americans don't have anyone else better to worship
...
How pathetic
How miserable
...
George floyd?
Trump?
Friday, October 1, 2021
FNL WHL 22
Friday Night Live with Huhnkie Lee, 2022 Alaska US Senate Candidate
Episode 22
Fridays, 6pm-8pm, Alaska Time
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