presidential fantasy

-presidential fantasy, part 1- year 2025, he is sworn in as the 47th president of the usa. he gives out his inauguration speech on tv only: "hello, kind americans- thank you for hiring me for the white house job. "i'm an independent, so i'll bring the left and right together. -presidential fantasy, part 2- "i'll bring liberals and conservs together and we'll start to get things done, as opposed to wasting taxpayers' money in ideological debates. "let's educate the world that climate change can be a good thing. plants need CO2 for photosynthesis. -presidential fantasy, part 3- "i don't think it's possible that solar, wind, hydroelectricity, nuclear energy can replace fossil fuel. "if fossil fuel causes global warming, the planet earth will become very green. it's because there will be more rain, more CO2, warmer temp. -presidential fantasy, part 4- "that's what plants need to do more photosynthesis. we continue to use fossil fuel, there will be more CO2 in the air. more ice will melt and there will be more rain. warmer temperature. plants will thrive in that environment. that's the science. -presidential fantasy, part 5- "but that's in case global warming indeed continues to happen. if there be more plants, more CO2 will be re-absorbed by plants and that may slow down global warming. one thing i can assure you is that climate change is nothing to be afraid of. -presidential fantasy, part 6- "Do you see UAE? that country has wise leaders, smart politicians. they made big money with oil and gas, and then reinvested the money to build skyscrapers and resorts for tourism. UAE makes so much money, they hand out free food to the poor. -presidential fantasy, part 7- "So, the idea is that we need money to help the poor. but we can't print out money, as it will cause inflation. we don't wanna raise tax. we don't wanna borrow more money and burden the future generation or bankrupt the nation. but we need money. -presidential fantasy, part 8- "So then how do we make money? well, we gotta sell things that people wanna buy. like, gold, copper, oil and gas. Alaska has a lot of those. all we gotta do is figure out how to develop those environmentally soundly. for instance, Pebble and ANWR. -presidential fantasy, part 9- "we'll work with environmentalists and EPA, bring them to the table and let them monitor the process of building Pebble mine and ANWR oil field, so that they be built without hurting environment. that way, we'll create jobs, make money for all. -presidential fantasy, part 10- "the key is education. we should educate the public that Pebble/ANWR can be built safely. once we make tons of money, then we can start saving poor people. that way, we can satisfy both democrats and republicans. i believe we can do this. thanks!"