Friday, April 26, 2024
Elect or erect
~~ inauguration hunki li ~~
So he managed to
Brainwash
100% Americans
...
...
..
January 2025 in Washington DC
Some u.s. Supreme Court Justice
Trying to swear him in
to the white house
...
He says
"Mr Lee please raise your right hand"
Your Honor
I injured my right shoulder
Too man pull ups sorry Your Honor
"Ok president elect hunki li Mr
"Please raise your left hand "
Your Honor
I got a paper cut on my left hand finger
I have to put pressure on it right now..
...
...
...
"Ok hunki li. We're trying to help you
"What can you raise
"To swear to uphold u.s. constitution?"
...
...
...
Your Honor
I can sit down
And raise my right foot
...
"This is unprecedented, unorthodox. "
...
But Your Honor
My right foot toenails
Some toenail fungal
I do use over the counter medicine
Works very well, Your Honor
...
"How about your left foot toenails?"
It's same Your Honor
They're all healing from fungal infection
...
..
..
"Is there any other branch of your body?
"Where it is not infected?
"U.s. presidential elect, Mr hunki li?
"That you can show us in public
"On record
"To stand up and stand high
"And to allege your firm and solemn
"A serious and fully dedicated loyalty
"To the United States Constitution?"
...
...
...
Oh... that..
...
...
Your Honor,
It's... kinda ...
Pg 13...
..
Well....
I mean...
..
//xD
...
...
..
".... .. what are you talking about?! "
Tuesday, April 23, 2024
Thank You Future Leaders \\:-D
~~ meaning of life ~~
My Friends
Welcome to humanology school
Hunki land //:-D
...
Yes
We all know
Hunki daddi li
Is a very attractive old single Asian man
But
..
.
...
He hunki li
He emphasize exercise
Push-ups and sit-ups and running
Martial arts
He's all about educating
...
You
The young and clean
...
Very fresh and beautiful
...
Very cute
..
..
...
"Hey hunki li. Please stop. Ok.
.
..
..
"Look hunki li.
"You never married ok.
...
"We married heterosexually
...
"We gave birth to kids ok hunki li?"
...
Thank You Parents
For producing
Beautiful children
I admire Your parental labor love
All I can say is, my Friends
....
I
Am
Your
Number
One
Fan
...
Yes
Saturday, April 20, 2024
Hmm. Ok. Passable.
~~ a male dorothy ~~
Hi
I am Dorothy hunki li
A male Asian
Version
Of
Wizard of Oz
...
...
...
I want to sing a song
If I may
Ok
Ty
...
..
..
Some where
Over the rain bow
Far far away
...
All people in hunki land
They go to hospital
And safely remove
Their tattoos and piercings
...
And they are no longer
...
Lgbt
...
They become straight
...
And 99% Same race marriage
...
They are admitted to
The
.
..
Hunki land
...
...
They...
Finally...
Learned to obey...
...
The forgotten...
...
The forbidden even...
...
The The The. ....
...
Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to You,
Here he is,
The one and only,
Yours Truly,
Huhnki
Li
!
..
...
..
" thank You my love 💓 ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ 💕 "
Sunday, April 14, 2024
A sunny sunday rhapsody //!-D
~~ ghost Kung fu ~~
Hunki li........
Hunki li.......
".....who is it...."
...
...
...
I'm the one....
You blocked...
In social media ....
Last night ....
Why did you block me, hunki li....
What did I do to offend you.....
Why do you hate me so much...
Hmm.....
...
...
...
You must have been drunk last night...
You make mistakes when u r drunk...
I know...
I understand.......
...
...
...
Good morning hunki li.......
You must be.....
Suffering from hang over maybe 🙃 ...
...
...
...
That pretty much sums it up 4 u right...
...
It's either
u r drunk with hard liquor
Or
U r in a hang over status
That is ur pathetic life hunki li
Ain't that right, hunki li?
...
...
...
Ladies and gentlemen
I present you
Da hunking ling thy naked thigh king
Yours truly
The one and only Hunki li
Lovely and lonely
Hungry and angry
...
I likes it when it rhymes
I even change spelling of words
In order to make it rhyme
You see
I am like a good goat god
...
Ahh haa
Ahh hah
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
...
...
...
"This is why I blocked you last night. You are a fake fan of mine. You came here to make fun of me. You are a troll and I don't tolerate a troll. Me likes it when it rhymes. You are blocked. Goodbye. "
No......
Nooooooo....
Nnnnnnnooooooooooo......
😨 🤡 😲 😯 😮 🙀 😱 🤯
...
...
...
"I told him to do good in school and he didn't listen.
"Well."
...
...
...
"Let the lesson sink in
"In his brain...
"Deep into his gray brain matter...yes..."
...
...
...
"We shall wait and see.....
"Whether or not
"This spoiled young lad
"Would get the message in time.....
"He better.....
"Or else.....
"You know ......"
...
"Ah ha ah ha
"Ah ha ah ha ha ha
"Ah ha ah ha ha ha ha
"😂 😆 😄 🤣 😅 😉 😂 😆 😄 "
...
...
...
<{:-o
Sunday, April 7, 2024
A fairytale fantasy
~~ if u r ~~
Hi hunki li
...
I'm a single lady over 18
...
Can u hunt a bear
And cut a morsel meat
And season it with salt and pepper
Even marinate it with dry red wine
Fully cook it in burning woods
...
And with a stainless steel fork
And feed me that bear meat please
The beat you legally hunted
In Alaska
As you purchases bear hunting license
How romantic
I'll marry you hunki li //:-D
. .
...
...
Hunki li?
...
...
.
What's wrong, hunki li?
...
You got no money
To buy bear hunting license in Alaska?
. ..
No worries
My parents are billionaires
I can send ya some dollars
For bear hunting license in Alaska
//:-D
...
...
...
Hunki?
...
...
...
What is it now hunki li.
.
...
...
You got no guts
. ...
You are afraid of bears
...
You can't hunt a bear
.so you can't give me a fully cooked morsel of bear meat seasoned with salt and pepper....
...
Hunki li is useless to me..... ...
...
I just wanted to taste fully wood fire cooked legal bear meat.
Hunki li. U r fired. U r no longer my boyfriend . U r a fake Alaskan .
U agree with me, right? Hunki li?
..
"Well, may be there will come a day
"When we can buy bear meat
"In a supermarket
...
"Then I'll buy it and BBQ or oven it
"Or
"Microwave plastic jar Water boiled it
"However You want the bear meat 2 b
"I just told ya my preference of cooking
" //:-) "
...
...
...
Ok hunki li
U r ...
Ahh....
Fired or hired?
...
I'll think about it
..
" //xD "
Wednesday, April 3, 2024
A survival lesson
~~ nature survival camp ~~
Study what plants or mushrooms are
Edible or poisonous
...
Learn
...
Go to YouTube and type
How to build a shelter
With tree branches and leaves
How to dig a hole under rocks
To camp at night in the wilderness
...
Learn how to build a campfire safety
By surrounding it with rocks
To prevent forest fire
...
Learn how to shoot a gun safely
To fend against predatory animals
...
Learn martial arts with or without weapons
...
When You are out there in forests
Pick up a long tree branch
Sharpen its tips
On rocks
Make it an ancient powerful weapon
Known as
A spear
...
To fight off
Bears, mountain lions,
wild boars, alligators, snakes
...
Take lighters, flashlights,
Maps, compasses, extra batteries
Yodine tablets
...
Squeezed breads, beef jerkies,
Ramen noodles
Any good food that takes
The least space in Your backpack
...
Please do not adventure
too far away from Your parking lot
5 miles max ok ok
...
Enjoy and be safe ok ty
Gotta learn martial arts
N survival skill knowledge
In YouTube for free
before you go out there Ok ty
...
Have fun in adventure
And be safe
And be back home next day //:-)
Thursday, March 28, 2024
The 7 Friends
~~ all I need ~~
All I need is 7 friends
...
Let the others
10 billion minus 7
The rest of the world
The stupid ones
Who would vote for
The stupid Biden or the stupid Trump
I don't care about those
The rest
The stupid
The unchosen
The insignificant
The unimportant
The useless ones
Ok
...
Yeah
It's a small group of people
Just the 7 of us
I'll vote for each of You
The future Leaders
The selected chosen ones
Mighty proud 👏
Great honor to befriend You
So be the Leaders Friends
//:-)
Ps: never mind. I don't need anyone. I'll vote for myself and that's enough. You people, you are on your own. I'll be the king in hunki land and I'll be the only citizen and the king in the hunkingdom //:-)
Tuesday, March 19, 2024
Kind and generous
~~ Hi everybody it is M3 ~~
Hi my fbi daddy?
"Yes"
Hi my cia mommy?
"Yep"
Hi everybody I'm 7 years young lady
...
...
...
I am a very beautiful young virgin girl
"Hey my daughter. Where did you learn those weird languages?"
Oh I will tell you
my federal agents parents
💯
...
I introduce you both
To this 45 years old man named
...
He is running for u.s president
He also writes fiction novels
I remember
I met him in internet
In social media
...
I baited him once
Or twice
...
I asked him
...
Hunki li do you love me?
"Yes"
Do you think that I'm beautiful?
"Yes"
Oh you are in deep trouble hunki li
I am a minor underage virgin lady
And my parents are fbi n Cia
Ok hunki li?
...
...
...
After that
My federal parents started to follow him
And they came to enjoy his novels
And they started to protect hunki li
In a federal fashion
...
And the rest is history-
.. .
Hunki li thanked me amply
How nice huh
//!-D
Wednesday, March 13, 2024
Thank You Friends, Future Leaders Yes
~~ me, hunki, privacy ~~
...
Hey shhh plz
...
It's between me n hunki li only
A very precious conversation
Experience ok please
Leave
Us
...
..
.
I met this
Absolutely miserable man
Totally a loser
His name is hunki li
Am I right?
...
...
...
W h en he does mathematics
He drinks vodka whiskeys
He always makes errors
...
When hunki daddy li does politics
He's drunk again
And he loses votes
..
But
I say this
Rather p r oudly
Ok
Listen
...
My hunki daddy li
Is
Yes
Smoked in cigarettes
Drunk in alcohol
And fed with...
..
You know...
Mw rm pj wb
with chopsticks
...
Thank You
Be the Leaders in the Future
Of the world ok
...
99% Same race marriage ok
...
95% marriage over 25 years old
. ..
I do appreciate married people dealing with in law families, great... double the size of families.. I appreciate your endeavor absolutely yes
..
But I'd rather do mathematics
Alone in Alaska
.
...
Sometimes
As a mathematician
I have to double the size of Mathematical theories too
...
It only happens
Once in a while..
...
So You married people
And I solo huni li
.I guess we are on the same page
...
Let us appreciate each other
How about that
...
Cheers Friends
//:-)
Tuesday, March 5, 2024
An all American
~~ if I may ~~
Sorry 2 b sarcastic but
I'm in America
I have this luxury of freedom
I am very grateful 2 b here ty
So let us thank n enjoy
American freedom ty
...
Year 2024
Super Tuesday
...
99% of Americans are so happy about
Biden winning democrats primary
Trump winning republican primary
...
I call it a theater of absurd
...
Hey
I'm like a monk
In Buddhism or catholicism
I'm in Alaska in solitary confinement
Studying mathematics all alone
...
I'm Asian too
When I was in Korea as a child
My Korean friends gave me a nickname
"Mr. Monkey"
As I loved and was good at
climbing trees
...
Now that I'm in Alaska America
You may call me
Monki hunki li
Doing mathematics
like a monk In a monastery
...
Yeah I love my fellow Americans
I do not like making fun of them
At all
But
...
2024 super Tuesday
In my opinion
Was super stupid
I honestly can't put it in any other way
I'm sorry
I apologize ok ty
...
Stupid Americans
99% of these people
Oh my goodness
I hope God forgive America
Of their stupid super Tuesday
My goodness
Super Tuesday's Super stupidity
So uniquely American!
What a theater of absurd
What a joke
What a tragic comedy
How sad and fun at the same time
How American
//xD
Ps: sorry, my apologies, Americans are smart. I was angry as I felt excluded as a presidential candidate during super Tuesday. One day Americans will pay more attention to third party or independent candidates like me, which is more desirable that the current two party system of democrats and republicans. Biden and Trump are the worst candidates and Americans are possessed by the outdated ideology of the two party system ism. They will learn later. I'm optimistic.
Apologies
~~ apologies ~~
Sorry I was rude when explaining last night, my apologies.
Hunki D. Li probably means
Hunki daddy li , thank You //:-)
Friday, March 1, 2024
Merely fantasizing lol
~~ a thought ~~
You Americans
Have this...
Statue of Liberty
...
How about
A Statue of hunki li installed instead
Hmm?
...
//xD
Wednesday, February 28, 2024
Oh. A sci fi. Of course
~~ a cult classic ~~
It is year 3024
...
Three of us remember
Who hunki li is
...
Hunki li
No worries
You will be forever remembered
By a handful of us
Like Two or three or one persons
...
But you will be never forgotten
Trust us
We shall continue your legacy
You are in good hands
We shall preserve and present
Humanology
Thank you hunki li
...
" thank You, kindest Friends ❤️ "
Hmm
~~ an interesting inquiry ~~
Hypothetically let's assume that
There is an afterlife paradise
Let's say Adam passes away
At the age of 105.
The question is
In paradise
Will Adam live forever
As an 105 year old man?
With old looks but still healthy?
Or is he allowed to choose his age
Even change his age when he wants?
...
How about an infant named Bob
Who passes away
At the age of one year old
In paradise
Does Bob grow up?
Is Bob allowed to stay at
A certain age if he wants?
Or is Bob forced to grow up
against his wish
Will Bob eventually get old and wrinkly
As he passes 100 years of age
In paradise?
...
In paradise,
Do they have a TV where
They can flip channels
To watch a live person of
their choosing?
...
If so
Am I a popular person to watch
Bu those people in paradise?
Wednesday, February 14, 2024
Happy v day u ppl ok ty
~~ you the people ~~
Hey
Happy Valentines day ok
...
You may be alone today like me
Or
You may be with someone unlike me
...
...
...
If you are with someone
I hope you are over 25 age
And opposite gender
And 99% time same race ok
...
You know me
You know
...
..
..
So
Let's assume
You are over 25
And you are with
A same race opposite gender person
Not biologically related
A legitimate woman and man
On a Valentines day night
So
What are you gonna do tonight, hmm?
...
What am I, hunki li, gonna do tonight?
...
I ate microwaved Ramen noodles
Alone
In Alaska America
Tonight, Valentines day night
And I was very grateful that
I have food and shelter
...
You people have luxury right
You got an opposite gender mate
...
Well
Congratulations
Ok
...
.
..
Thinking about it
I kinda like being alone
...
..
So
You the people
Who are with someone else
...
I don't hate you
...
Ok?
...
So
Happy Valentines day to you two too
Ok
Ps: I love both singles ans non singles thank you
Monday, February 12, 2024
Yeah, i kinda thought about that too actually
~~ that's... ~~
Hi hunki
I've been going through
Your historical
Archives
Very ancient postings
From back in the days...
...
And I encountered this term
'Hunki$exuality'
???
Could you explain?
"..."
...
Does it mean like
In hunki land
All ladies must desire hunki
And only him?
Like
Occult religion?
Hmm?
"..."
...
No worries
I'm an adult single lady
I find you
Naughty
...
You are not a hero, hunki li
You are not a villain either
You hunki li are
Just an average joe
Who fantasizes about polygamy
...
There is nothing special about you
And there's nothing wrong with u either
You are just a normal single guy
Just a mediocre common man
That is all you are hunki li
That concludes my research
...
It was kinda predictable and boring
Hunki li is too ...
Bland and ...
Kinda goody goody
Too nice perhaps
He got no kicks
Or spices
.. .
I'm sorry hunki li
I really am
But
You are just too...
...
You are too... correct and right
Too moral
...
"Hey ladies please do not date bad boys
"Ok do not date criminals
"Be a good judge of character
"After 25 years of age
"Meet a good man if u wanna marry
"Learn martial arts thank you
"Happy Valentines day "
...
Sunday, February 11, 2024
Happy happenstance
~~ ... I saw you ... ~~
I saw him
In my dream
...
...
...
It's... embarrassing and scandalous
Yes it was
...
The thing is, people
I am a very young lady
And he is a very old man
...
I'm 18 and so
It is legal but still
...
This old man #45
A robot
...
A machine
...
Ok hunki li
Next time you enter my dream,
Ask for my permission ok
...
I was in my bedroom
Late at night
And this creep
Hunki li #45
How dare he
...
...
...
Was it a nightmare?
Well
Not exactly
...
So in my dream
Hunki li appeared
And he started to dance
In front of me
...
Robot dance it was
It was... not bad
...
To be honest
I was entertained
Hunki li robot dancing yes
...
So
I wonder
Is hunki li a magician?
Did he intend to appear in my dream?
Did he indeed will himself into
My brain, my mind, my heart,
My dream, even into my bedroom?
Oh my...
...
What a creep.
Hunki li
You are so blocked
I shuda done this
So so long time ago
...
Oh...
...
But
In all honesty
I kinda enjoyed
Seeing hunki li in my dream
It was..... nic3....
//:-)
...
...
...
" Happy Valentines day
" Learn martial arts
" Focus on education and career development thank You mighty proud of You Friends //!-D "
Saturday, February 10, 2024
Winks
~~ an interview ~~
Hunki li?
".."
Is it true that
You hide in a basement
And secretly eat
String cheese?
"..."
...
Are u hunki li taking 5th?
Right to silence?
"..."
...
We think that
U hunki li
R getting fat heavy obese
Pot belly hunki li
M I ritualistically right hunki li?
"..."
...
So hunki li is a sinner
He doesn't practice what he preaches
He doesn't walk the talk
...
How about a rebellion, folks?
..
Who is with me on this?!
...
...
...
I am a man
And I want to usurp hunki crown
Today
...
I'll get all the hunki girls
All to myself yes
...
...
...
Hunki lis fat belly
I'll cut them and sell them
Hunki li Asian male baboon bacon
...
Foer $1.00
...
Yeah he's asiatic so
It'll taste like Ramen noodles
Microwaved
. .
So..
Ok..
I'll lower the price
...
$0.77
Per pound
Hunki leg bones
Hunki heart
Hunki brain cells
Hunki bone marrow
Hunki blood
Hunki body parts...
Including...
Shh...
The funny parts... right?
...
Ah ha, ah hah, ah hah ha hah ha ha
//x-D
...
" ... happy Valentines day ok no violence or criminal thinking ok ty b safe learn martial arts "
Tuesday, January 23, 2024
A story
~~ a story of a gorilla ~~
I'm a silver back gorilla
A dominant adult male
And I am in a zoo
...
...
...
Humans come to this zoo
To see me, watch me, observe me
...
Sometimes
They throw me peanuts, bananas
Or some left over cold pizza pieces
...
Do I eat them?
...
I do
...
...
..
Does it hurt my pride?
It does
...
...
..
One day
My kind and generous
A human zookeeper
Gave me
A cellphone
With a wifi internet connection
I was very very happy
Grateful, thankful
...
...
...
So I went ahead
And created a bunch of
Several social media websites'
accounts
And the rest is history-
...
...
...
In one particular social media
I met a man
A human
His name is ...
You already know
...
...
...
He is an alpha male like me
He has no tail
Two arms
Two eyeballs
Two othe balls
Two ears
Two legs
Two arms
Ten fingers
Ten toes
Two lungs
One pancreas
One liver
One heart
Just like me
...
...
...
He lives alone in Alaska, of all places
So I immediately connected to him
He is so like me
...
...
...
Hunki li and me
We became good friends
He confided in me
...
He said he ran for senate
He lost big time
He didn't cry over it
But he said he suffered from ptsd
For a couple of weeks
After the election loss
...
...
..
And I told hunki li
"Hey there they're there
"You got me
"You got a handful of friends
"That's all you need, buddy"
And hunki li looked at me
And started to cry
...
...
...
And he said to me
"Thank you, friend"
...
...
...
And he asked me
"What can I do for you, friend?
"Would you like to go back to Africa?"
And I said
"Well
"How about some animal sanctuary
"Here in America instead
"Like, a bigger space
" and more trees please
"Like a safari style place
"That would be nice"
And he said
"Oh no problem buddy
"We can arrange that "
And the rest is history-
" //:-) "
Monday, January 22, 2024
A rom com
~~ honeymoon with hunki ~~
I'm 18 years young girl
he's 45 years old man
It's first night of our marriage
...
Hunki said
"We don't have to do it tonight
"Perhaps tomorrow, next week,
"Next year, next decade,
"Doesn't really matter
"We're married
"You're young, so
"We can do it any time you want"
...
Then I asked
"Ok so you are gonna masturbate
"When you do so
"Are you gonna think about me?"
He said
"Yes"
I asked
"Are you gonna think about
"other girls too?"
He said
"Ahh... do you mind if I do?
...
...
...
I asked hunki li
"If you and I actually do the thing
"While we are in the middle of it
"Will you be thinking about
"Other girls?"
He said
"I don't think that's likely "
...
...
...
I said
"Ok hunki li.
"What if I masturbate
"Thinking about other guys?
"Are you ok with that?"
He said
"To be honest,
"I don't think I would ever know it
"Unless you tell me you did it
"I guess I'd rather not know
"I'd rather you don't tell me about it
"Let's keep it simple"
...
...
...
Ok hunki li
If you ever masturbate
Thinking of other girls
Would you tell me about it?
"I'd rather not"
What if I ask you?
Would you lie to me?
"Ahm... I may refuse to answer. "
...
...
...
Would you actually
Sleep with other women?
"I don't think so "
Why not?
"I'm not that popular "
What if you are in the future?
"I'm monogamous. Too busy.
"I don't want std. Got no energy.
"I'm 2 old 4 polygamy."
...
...
...
"How about you?
"Do you want to sleep with other men?"
...
"If and when you do,
"Please let me know.
"I'll let you go. No problem.
"You will get your divorce for free.
"And you will get yourself
"A new boyfriend
"or even a new husband
"I respect women's freedom to choose
"So."
...
...
...
//:-0
Saturday, January 20, 2024
A horror comedy
~~ a danse macabre ~~
Hey kids
I got some for ya
"What u got in big dirty duffle bag?"
It's hunki li's dead body, ta da //:-D
"Yay //:-D "
...
...
...
"I want hunki li's two nipples
"I'll put them on my birthday cake
"Like a couple of raisins
"Chewy and wrinkly and dark brown"
...
'I want hunki li's lips
'I'll put them as cherry toppings
' for my ice cream
'Hunki lips, perfect heart shape'
...
"I want hunki li's heart
"He broke my heart in two
"Now I will break his heart
"In my mouth
"I will shallow hunki heart
"His heart shall be a part of my body
"Hunki and I shall be one body
"Forever"
...
'I want hunki lis fungal toe nails
'A rumor has it that
'If you eat hunkus fungus amongus
'You will live more than 1000 years
'Mommy,
'you are one of my favorite mothers'
"Yes I agree.
"You are one of the best mothers
"I've ever had in my entire life
" thank you for giving us
"Hunki li's dead body, mommy //:-D "
'Let's eat. I'm hunki hungry.'
...
...
Wait, kiddos
Hunki li is not Jesus.
You can't eat hunki flesh
Or drink hunki blood legally
...
Also
This is not hunki's real body
It's a life size barbie doll
Made in China
With synthetic plastic
I think it's made for medical students
If you unzip hunki Torso
You get to see his organs
You can disassemble them
...
"Ok. Gimme hunki eyeballs please
"I wanna play ping-pong table tennis"
'Gimme hunki li's teeth please
'I shall make myself
'A hunki teeth ankle bracelet for a charm
'Yummilicious hunkilicious'
( //:-! )
Just a jest
~~ hunki brain juice ~~
I have a theory
A friend of mine
Wants to kill hunkilli oh my
...
...
...
But if he does that task
I will say
Hey
Spare hunki li's brain for me
I got a nice recipe
...
2 spoonful of brown sugar
One and a half bananas
Two strawberries
6 ice cubes
a quarter hunki li's fresh brain
And a gentle drop of honey comb
...
Put them altogether
nicely and peacefully
Into a mixer
...
Shake well, my friends
...
...
...
It's like... a smoothie or ice cream
So
If I drink hunki brain
Do you think that
I'll become a genius like hunks humps?
A. Please no crimes
B. No crimes
C. I don't like this line of inquiries
D. Is hunki li Ok?
E. //xD
Internal?
~~ an eternal hunki li ~~
Hunki li?
"Yes?"
I have a question
"Yes?"
Are you gonna die, hunki li?
"?!"
...
...
...
Do you know how to die, hunki li?
Have you ever learned how to die?
Or
Is it that you never learned how to die?
Or you learned it
but you forgot about it?
You forgot how to die, hunki li?
...
...
...
Are you deaf?
"Are you death?"
Yes, I am.
Awfully nice to meet you, hunki li.
"Ohh..."
...
...
...
"So I'm being interviewed by Mr death"
Yes yes oh yes
"Why me, though?
"Why don't you interviewe
"More older presidential candidates
"Like Biden or Trump, hmm?
"I'm too young for you, Mr death"
Oh no
Hell no
Nobody is too young for me
I'm an age egalitarian
I don't discriminate people
based on age gender race
I'm a nice guy
I love and accept everyone equally
...
...
...
So hunki li?
"..."
Do you wanna learn how to die?
"No"
Why not?
"Ahh.. Mr death?"
Yes?
"I think it's about time you leave us ok"
Why?
I thought you likes me.
Do you love me, hunki li?
"... no... not really... I'm sorry"
Why do you hate me, hunki li?
"I'm sorry, you're boring. Bye. Blocked"
//x-0
An?
~~ an irony ~~
When hunki dies
I wonder
What should I do
With his body?
I'm just asking a question
To my proud self
I love me
I love being me
...
...
...
According to me
Me me me thinks that
I can sell his hair as his heir
...
I will hire my friends
To pluck out
My hunki li's hair
Off his helter skelter sccalp
And includes follicles
And I'll have my friend
Wrap hhunki hhe hhe hair
In transparency scotch tape
Individual hunki hair
And we'll sell it
And make money
...
...
...
No
We aren't gonna burn or bury hunki
No way
We will sell every body part of hunki
His teeth
His eyeballs
His other balls
Even his armpit hairs
And other ... more naughty hairs too
...
We shall sell
His neuron cell
...
Hunki li's brain
How much is it worth?
A. $1.50
B. $0.10
C. $100.00
D. -$3.66
E. I refuse to answer. Hunki won't die.
Oh ..
~~ honey money hunki li ~~
Hi
My name is huchi li
I'm hunki daddy's secret daughter
I am a young minor underage
A clean virgin female
I am 7 years young
I am a very beautiful girl
And hunki daddy likes me yes
...
...
..
My hunki daddy is getting old
Here is my plan
...
When my hunki daddy dies
Of natural aging of old age
I'm thinking about making money
...
...
...
They say
An average human head has
100,000 hairs
...
My hunki daddy?
when he's 111 years old?
...
His head probably has anout..about..
Uhh. ...
77,777 hairs I guess
...
So
After my hunki daddy is dead
I can sell his hair as his heir
Makes sense?
How much money are you willing to pay
For one hair of my dead hunki daddy?
A. $1
B. $2
C. -$1
D. -$2
E. I refuse to answer. Hunki won't die.
Friday, January 19, 2024
Horror hunki ?
~~ an orphan story ~~
Hi hunki li-
...
.
I am an orphan
. ..
Do u hunki li
Want 2 b my loving parent?
Please?
...
"No."
..
Hey hunki li
I'm under age
Fresh young clean
...
"Hey-
"Fbi agents-
"I love x files tv show
"Hey thank u 4 ur service
"Sting operation to arrest pedophiles"
...
"Look
"All I say to young people is
...
"Succeed where I failed
"Achieve something that
"I could only have
".. imagined of achieving..
...
"Be bigger and better than me, kids
.
"I'm like ur parents and teachers
"...
"When u get up there
"N save the world with love n peace
"I'll b mighty proud of You
..
"By then
"U may nor remember me hunki li
"That's OK
...
"Just go ahead
"And save the world, the universe
...
"You can forget about me hunki li
"It's okay
"I forgive u of that $hitty $in u piece of"
...
//:-!
Saturday, January 13, 2024
Shh
~~ it was my turn ~~
Hi
I'm a single lady
I turned 18 today
...
...
...
I was born and raised in hunki land
It's a polygamistic occult religion place
...
In hunki land
As soon as a girl turns 18
She is taken to
Hunki li's place
...
And it is my turn today
...
I'm scared
...
Can you imagine
This nasty old man
Touching you or me
With his selfish greedy bastard hands?
Oh no
...
...
...
Oh my gyod
He's here
...
"Hey-
"Happy 18th birthday, young lady-
"You are a very beautiful person //:-D
"Learn martial arts 4 free in utube.
"Exercise and diet always
"Focus on education and career development
"Be ambitious
"Be the Leader of the future, yes"
Hunki li?
"Yes?"
Why r u touching my inner thighs
When u say all this?
"..."
...
...
...
Hunki li?
"..."
U r a hypocrite
U r a dirty man
U preach all nice things
But u fantasize about touching girls
Oh my
...
...
...
Girls
Run away
Far and far away
Don't let him exploit you
Hunkster is a monster
Oh my...
...
...
...
...
...
After I experienced
The hunki $ex and hunki ki$$
I felt
...
...
...
Somehow
My brain feels very clean now
...
Did hunki daddy wash my brain?
...
If so
I thank him
...
Hunki daddy
Hunki daddy
Hunki daddy
...
...
...
" //:-0 "
B gud ty
~~ Hi hunki li ~~
Hey Hi hunki..
...
I'm sorry that I'm a male
I know hunki li is a straight male
He Prefers to talking to
Single females
I'm sorry hunki li Ok
...
Look
I'm a straight single male too
I'm under age
Virgin male
I know hunki li
U r straight adult male
So u don't care about us
Under age minor virgin boys
You don't care about us at all
...
45 years old single straighr man
All he cares about it
...
"Hey beautiful young virgin lady-
"Today's your 18th birthday-
"Happy birthday-"
...
You know what hunki li?
I'm gonna run 4 u.s. president against u
...
U don't care about us boys
U just want fresh 18 years young girls
M I right?
...
Hunki li?
Answer me!
...
"Hey you &uck *unk
"Exercise and diet
"Focus on education and career development
"Learn martial arts
"Don't make me repeat this ok?"
...
"$hut the &uck up
" n do go down n do some Push-ups
" u boys stop playing video games
"Do more exercises
" what the f"
...
//x-o
Tuesday, January 9, 2024
Oh
~~ lol ~~
I had fun with
my hunki girls this weekend
...
Now
I want to have fun with
My hunki boys
...
I'm straight man
Ain't no bi
No
...
Hunki boys?
...
I think they blocked me already
...
They took my fiction novel 2 seriously
Oh well
...
These boys
They all left me
They blocked me
They never gave me a chance to say
That I'm sorry
...
Well
...
//:-
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