Friday, April 26, 2024

Elect or erect

~~ inauguration hunki li ~~ So he managed to Brainwash 100% Americans ... ... .. January 2025 in Washington DC Some u.s. Supreme Court Justice Trying to swear him in to the white house ... He says "Mr Lee please raise your right hand" Your Honor I injured my right shoulder Too man pull ups sorry Your Honor "Ok president elect hunki li Mr "Please raise your left hand " Your Honor I got a paper cut on my left hand finger I have to put pressure on it right now.. ... ... ... "Ok hunki li. We're trying to help you "What can you raise "To swear to uphold u.s. constitution?" ... ... ... Your Honor I can sit down And raise my right foot ... "This is unprecedented, unorthodox. " ... But Your Honor My right foot toenails Some toenail fungal I do use over the counter medicine Works very well, Your Honor ... "How about your left foot toenails?" It's same Your Honor They're all healing from fungal infection ... .. .. "Is there any other branch of your body? "Where it is not infected? "U.s. presidential elect, Mr hunki li? "That you can show us in public "On record "To stand up and stand high "And to allege your firm and solemn "A serious and fully dedicated loyalty "To the United States Constitution?" ... ... ... Oh... that.. ... ... Your Honor, It's... kinda ... Pg 13... .. Well.... I mean... .. //xD ... ... .. ".... .. what are you talking about?! "

Tuesday, April 23, 2024

Thank You Future Leaders \\:-D

~~ meaning of life ~~ My Friends Welcome to humanology school Hunki land //:-D ... Yes We all know Hunki daddi li Is a very attractive old single Asian man But .. . ... He hunki li He emphasize exercise Push-ups and sit-ups and running Martial arts He's all about educating ... You The young and clean ... Very fresh and beautiful ... Very cute .. .. ... "Hey hunki li. Please stop. Ok. . .. .. "Look hunki li. "You never married ok. ... "We married heterosexually ... "We gave birth to kids ok hunki li?" ... Thank You Parents For producing Beautiful children I admire Your parental labor love All I can say is, my Friends .... I Am Your Number One Fan ... Yes

Saturday, April 20, 2024

Hmm. Ok. Passable.

~~ a male dorothy ~~ Hi I am Dorothy hunki li A male Asian Version Of Wizard of Oz ... ... ... I want to sing a song If I may Ok Ty ... .. .. Some where Over the rain bow Far far away ... All people in hunki land They go to hospital And safely remove Their tattoos and piercings ... And they are no longer ... Lgbt ... They become straight ... And 99% Same race marriage ... They are admitted to The . .. Hunki land ... ... They... Finally... Learned to obey... ... The forgotten... ... The forbidden even... ... The The The. .... ... Ladies and gentlemen, I present to You, Here he is, The one and only, Yours Truly, Huhnki Li ! .. ... .. " thank You my love 💓 ❤️ 😍 💖 ❣️ 💕 "

Sunday, April 14, 2024

A sunny sunday rhapsody //!-D

~~ ghost Kung fu ~~ Hunki li........ Hunki li....... ".....who is it...." ... ... ... I'm the one.... You blocked... In social media .... Last night .... Why did you block me, hunki li.... What did I do to offend you..... Why do you hate me so much... Hmm..... ... ... ... You must have been drunk last night... You make mistakes when u r drunk... I know... I understand....... ... ... ... Good morning hunki li....... You must be..... Suffering from hang over maybe 🙃 ... ... ... ... That pretty much sums it up 4 u right... ... It's either u r drunk with hard liquor Or U r in a hang over status That is ur pathetic life hunki li Ain't that right, hunki li? ... ... ... Ladies and gentlemen I present you Da hunking ling thy naked thigh king Yours truly The one and only Hunki li Lovely and lonely Hungry and angry ... I likes it when it rhymes I even change spelling of words In order to make it rhyme You see I am like a good goat god ... Ahh haa Ahh hah Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! ... ... ... "This is why I blocked you last night. You are a fake fan of mine. You came here to make fun of me. You are a troll and I don't tolerate a troll. Me likes it when it rhymes. You are blocked. Goodbye. " No...... Nooooooo.... Nnnnnnnooooooooooo...... 😨 🤡 😲 😯 😮 🙀 😱 🤯 ... ... ... "I told him to do good in school and he didn't listen. "Well." ... ... ... "Let the lesson sink in "In his brain... "Deep into his gray brain matter...yes..." ... ... ... "We shall wait and see..... "Whether or not "This spoiled young lad "Would get the message in time..... "He better..... "Or else..... "You know ......" ... "Ah ha ah ha "Ah ha ah ha ha ha "Ah ha ah ha ha ha ha "😂 😆 😄 🤣 😅 😉 😂 😆 😄 " ... ... ... <{:-o

Sunday, April 7, 2024

A fairytale fantasy

~~ if u r ~~ Hi hunki li ... I'm a single lady over 18 ... Can u hunt a bear And cut a morsel meat And season it with salt and pepper Even marinate it with dry red wine Fully cook it in burning woods ... And with a stainless steel fork And feed me that bear meat please The beat you legally hunted In Alaska As you purchases bear hunting license How romantic I'll marry you hunki li //:-D . . ... ... Hunki li? ... ... . What's wrong, hunki li? ... You got no money To buy bear hunting license in Alaska? . .. No worries My parents are billionaires I can send ya some dollars For bear hunting license in Alaska //:-D ... ... ... Hunki? ... ... ... What is it now hunki li. . ... ... You got no guts . ... You are afraid of bears ... You can't hunt a bear .so you can't give me a fully cooked morsel of bear meat seasoned with salt and pepper.... ... Hunki li is useless to me..... ... ... I just wanted to taste fully wood fire cooked legal bear meat. Hunki li. U r fired. U r no longer my boyfriend . U r a fake Alaskan . U agree with me, right? Hunki li? .. "Well, may be there will come a day "When we can buy bear meat "In a supermarket ... "Then I'll buy it and BBQ or oven it "Or "Microwave plastic jar Water boiled it "However You want the bear meat 2 b "I just told ya my preference of cooking " //:-) " ... ... ... Ok hunki li U r ... Ahh.... Fired or hired? ... I'll think about it .. " //xD "

Wednesday, April 3, 2024

A survival lesson

~~ nature survival camp ~~ Study what plants or mushrooms are Edible or poisonous ... Learn ... Go to YouTube and type How to build a shelter With tree branches and leaves How to dig a hole under rocks To camp at night in the wilderness ... Learn how to build a campfire safety By surrounding it with rocks To prevent forest fire ... Learn how to shoot a gun safely To fend against predatory animals ... Learn martial arts with or without weapons ... When You are out there in forests Pick up a long tree branch Sharpen its tips On rocks Make it an ancient powerful weapon Known as A spear ... To fight off Bears, mountain lions, wild boars, alligators, snakes ... Take lighters, flashlights, Maps, compasses, extra batteries Yodine tablets ... Squeezed breads, beef jerkies, Ramen noodles Any good food that takes The least space in Your backpack ... Please do not adventure too far away from Your parking lot 5 miles max ok ok ... Enjoy and be safe ok ty Gotta learn martial arts N survival skill knowledge In YouTube for free before you go out there Ok ty ... Have fun in adventure And be safe And be back home next day //:-)

Thursday, March 28, 2024

The 7 Friends

~~ all I need ~~ All I need is 7 friends ... Let the others 10 billion minus 7 The rest of the world The stupid ones Who would vote for The stupid Biden or the stupid Trump I don't care about those The rest The stupid The unchosen The insignificant The unimportant The useless ones Ok ... Yeah It's a small group of people Just the 7 of us I'll vote for each of You The future Leaders The selected chosen ones Mighty proud 👏 Great honor to befriend You So be the Leaders Friends //:-) Ps: never mind. I don't need anyone. I'll vote for myself and that's enough. You people, you are on your own. I'll be the king in hunki land and I'll be the only citizen and the king in the hunkingdom //:-)

Tuesday, March 19, 2024

Kind and generous

~~ Hi everybody it is M3 ~~ Hi my fbi daddy? "Yes" Hi my cia mommy? "Yep" Hi everybody I'm 7 years young lady ... ... ... I am a very beautiful young virgin girl "Hey my daughter. Where did you learn those weird languages?" Oh I will tell you my federal agents parents 💯 ... I introduce you both To this 45 years old man named ... He is running for u.s president He also writes fiction novels I remember I met him in internet In social media ... I baited him once Or twice ... I asked him ... Hunki li do you love me? "Yes" Do you think that I'm beautiful? "Yes" Oh you are in deep trouble hunki li I am a minor underage virgin lady And my parents are fbi n Cia Ok hunki li? ... ... ... After that My federal parents started to follow him And they came to enjoy his novels And they started to protect hunki li In a federal fashion ... And the rest is history- .. . Hunki li thanked me amply How nice huh //!-D

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

Thank You Friends, Future Leaders Yes

~~ me, hunki, privacy ~~ ... Hey shhh plz ... It's between me n hunki li only A very precious conversation Experience ok please Leave Us ... .. . I met this Absolutely miserable man Totally a loser His name is hunki li Am I right? ... ... ... W h en he does mathematics He drinks vodka whiskeys He always makes errors ... When hunki daddy li does politics He's drunk again And he loses votes .. But I say this Rather p r oudly Ok Listen ... My hunki daddy li Is Yes Smoked in cigarettes Drunk in alcohol And fed with... .. You know... Mw rm pj wb with chopsticks ... Thank You Be the Leaders in the Future Of the world ok ... 99% Same race marriage ok ... 95% marriage over 25 years old . .. I do appreciate married people dealing with in law families, great... double the size of families.. I appreciate your endeavor absolutely yes .. But I'd rather do mathematics Alone in Alaska . ... Sometimes As a mathematician I have to double the size of Mathematical theories too ... It only happens Once in a while.. ... So You married people And I solo huni li .I guess we are on the same page ... Let us appreciate each other How about that ... Cheers Friends //:-)

Tuesday, March 5, 2024

An all American

~~ if I may ~~ Sorry 2 b sarcastic but I'm in America I have this luxury of freedom I am very grateful 2 b here ty So let us thank n enjoy American freedom ty ... Year 2024 Super Tuesday ... 99% of Americans are so happy about Biden winning democrats primary Trump winning republican primary ... I call it a theater of absurd ... Hey I'm like a monk In Buddhism or catholicism I'm in Alaska in solitary confinement Studying mathematics all alone ... I'm Asian too When I was in Korea as a child My Korean friends gave me a nickname "Mr. Monkey" As I loved and was good at climbing trees ... Now that I'm in Alaska America You may call me Monki hunki li Doing mathematics like a monk In a monastery ... Yeah I love my fellow Americans I do not like making fun of them At all But ... 2024 super Tuesday In my opinion Was super stupid I honestly can't put it in any other way I'm sorry I apologize ok ty ... Stupid Americans 99% of these people Oh my goodness I hope God forgive America Of their stupid super Tuesday My goodness Super Tuesday's Super stupidity So uniquely American! What a theater of absurd What a joke What a tragic comedy How sad and fun at the same time How American //xD Ps: sorry, my apologies, Americans are smart. I was angry as I felt excluded as a presidential candidate during super Tuesday. One day Americans will pay more attention to third party or independent candidates like me, which is more desirable that the current two party system of democrats and republicans. Biden and Trump are the worst candidates and Americans are possessed by the outdated ideology of the two party system ism. They will learn later. I'm optimistic.

Apologies

~~ apologies ~~ Sorry I was rude when explaining last night, my apologies. Hunki D. Li probably means Hunki daddy li , thank You //:-)

Friday, March 1, 2024

Merely fantasizing lol

~~ a thought ~~ You Americans Have this... Statue of Liberty ... How about A Statue of hunki li installed instead Hmm? ... //xD

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Oh. A sci fi. Of course

~~ a cult classic ~~ It is year 3024 ... Three of us remember Who hunki li is ... Hunki li No worries You will be forever remembered By a handful of us Like Two or three or one persons ... But you will be never forgotten Trust us We shall continue your legacy You are in good hands We shall preserve and present Humanology Thank you hunki li ... " thank You, kindest Friends ❤️ "

Hmm

~~ an interesting inquiry ~~ Hypothetically let's assume that There is an afterlife paradise Let's say Adam passes away At the age of 105. The question is In paradise Will Adam live forever As an 105 year old man? With old looks but still healthy? Or is he allowed to choose his age Even change his age when he wants? ... How about an infant named Bob Who passes away At the age of one year old In paradise Does Bob grow up? Is Bob allowed to stay at A certain age if he wants? Or is Bob forced to grow up against his wish Will Bob eventually get old and wrinkly As he passes 100 years of age In paradise? ... In paradise, Do they have a TV where They can flip channels To watch a live person of their choosing? ... If so Am I a popular person to watch Bu those people in paradise?

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Happy v day u ppl ok ty

~~ you the people ~~ Hey Happy Valentines day ok ... You may be alone today like me Or You may be with someone unlike me ... ... ... If you are with someone I hope you are over 25 age And opposite gender And 99% time same race ok ... You know me You know ... .. .. So Let's assume You are over 25 And you are with A same race opposite gender person Not biologically related A legitimate woman and man On a Valentines day night So What are you gonna do tonight, hmm? ... What am I, hunki li, gonna do tonight? ... I ate microwaved Ramen noodles Alone In Alaska America Tonight, Valentines day night And I was very grateful that I have food and shelter ... You people have luxury right You got an opposite gender mate ... Well Congratulations Ok ... . .. Thinking about it I kinda like being alone ... .. So You the people Who are with someone else ... I don't hate you ... Ok? ... So Happy Valentines day to you two too Ok Ps: I love both singles ans non singles thank you

Monday, February 12, 2024

Yeah, i kinda thought about that too actually

~~ that's... ~~ Hi hunki I've been going through Your historical Archives Very ancient postings From back in the days... ... And I encountered this term 'Hunki$exuality' ??? Could you explain? "..." ... Does it mean like In hunki land All ladies must desire hunki And only him? Like Occult religion? Hmm? "..." ... No worries I'm an adult single lady I find you Naughty ... You are not a hero, hunki li You are not a villain either You hunki li are Just an average joe Who fantasizes about polygamy ... There is nothing special about you And there's nothing wrong with u either You are just a normal single guy Just a mediocre common man That is all you are hunki li That concludes my research ... It was kinda predictable and boring Hunki li is too ... Bland and ... Kinda goody goody Too nice perhaps He got no kicks Or spices .. . I'm sorry hunki li I really am But You are just too... ... You are too... correct and right Too moral ... "Hey ladies please do not date bad boys "Ok do not date criminals "Be a good judge of character "After 25 years of age "Meet a good man if u wanna marry "Learn martial arts thank you "Happy Valentines day " ...

Sunday, February 11, 2024

Happy happenstance

~~ ... I saw you ... ~~ I saw him In my dream ... ... ... It's... embarrassing and scandalous Yes it was ... The thing is, people I am a very young lady And he is a very old man ... I'm 18 and so It is legal but still ... This old man #45 A robot ... A machine ... Ok hunki li Next time you enter my dream, Ask for my permission ok ... I was in my bedroom Late at night And this creep Hunki li #45 How dare he ... ... ... Was it a nightmare? Well Not exactly ... So in my dream Hunki li appeared And he started to dance In front of me ... Robot dance it was It was... not bad ... To be honest I was entertained Hunki li robot dancing yes ... So I wonder Is hunki li a magician? Did he intend to appear in my dream? Did he indeed will himself into My brain, my mind, my heart, My dream, even into my bedroom? Oh my... ... What a creep. Hunki li You are so blocked I shuda done this So so long time ago ... Oh... ... But In all honesty I kinda enjoyed Seeing hunki li in my dream It was..... nic3.... //:-) ... ... ... " Happy Valentines day " Learn martial arts " Focus on education and career development thank You mighty proud of You Friends //!-D "

Saturday, February 10, 2024

Winks

~~ an interview ~~ Hunki li? ".." Is it true that You hide in a basement And secretly eat String cheese? "..." ... Are u hunki li taking 5th? Right to silence? "..." ... We think that U hunki li R getting fat heavy obese Pot belly hunki li M I ritualistically right hunki li? "..." ... So hunki li is a sinner He doesn't practice what he preaches He doesn't walk the talk ... How about a rebellion, folks? .. Who is with me on this?! ... ... ... I am a man And I want to usurp hunki crown Today ... I'll get all the hunki girls All to myself yes ... ... ... Hunki lis fat belly I'll cut them and sell them Hunki li Asian male baboon bacon ... Foer $1.00 ... Yeah he's asiatic so It'll taste like Ramen noodles Microwaved . . So.. Ok.. I'll lower the price ... $0.77 Per pound Hunki leg bones Hunki heart Hunki brain cells Hunki bone marrow Hunki blood Hunki body parts... Including... Shh... The funny parts... right? ... Ah ha, ah hah, ah hah ha hah ha ha //x-D ... " ... happy Valentines day ok no violence or criminal thinking ok ty b safe learn martial arts "

Tuesday, January 23, 2024

A story

~~ a story of a gorilla ~~ I'm a silver back gorilla A dominant adult male And I am in a zoo ... ... ... Humans come to this zoo To see me, watch me, observe me ... Sometimes They throw me peanuts, bananas Or some left over cold pizza pieces ... Do I eat them? ... I do ... ... .. Does it hurt my pride? It does ... ... .. One day My kind and generous A human zookeeper Gave me A cellphone With a wifi internet connection I was very very happy Grateful, thankful ... ... ... So I went ahead And created a bunch of Several social media websites' accounts And the rest is history- ... ... ... In one particular social media I met a man A human His name is ... You already know ... ... ... He is an alpha male like me He has no tail Two arms Two eyeballs Two othe balls Two ears Two legs Two arms Ten fingers Ten toes Two lungs One pancreas One liver One heart Just like me ... ... ... He lives alone in Alaska, of all places So I immediately connected to him He is so like me ... ... ... Hunki li and me We became good friends He confided in me ... He said he ran for senate He lost big time He didn't cry over it But he said he suffered from ptsd For a couple of weeks After the election loss ... ... .. And I told hunki li "Hey there they're there "You got me "You got a handful of friends "That's all you need, buddy" And hunki li looked at me And started to cry ... ... ... And he said to me "Thank you, friend" ... ... ... And he asked me "What can I do for you, friend? "Would you like to go back to Africa?" And I said "Well "How about some animal sanctuary "Here in America instead "Like, a bigger space " and more trees please "Like a safari style place "That would be nice" And he said "Oh no problem buddy "We can arrange that " And the rest is history- " //:-) "

Monday, January 22, 2024

A rom com

~~ honeymoon with hunki ~~ I'm 18 years young girl he's 45 years old man It's first night of our marriage ... Hunki said "We don't have to do it tonight "Perhaps tomorrow, next week, "Next year, next decade, "Doesn't really matter "We're married "You're young, so "We can do it any time you want" ... Then I asked "Ok so you are gonna masturbate "When you do so "Are you gonna think about me?" He said "Yes" I asked "Are you gonna think about "other girls too?" He said "Ahh... do you mind if I do? ... ... ... I asked hunki li "If you and I actually do the thing "While we are in the middle of it "Will you be thinking about "Other girls?" He said "I don't think that's likely " ... ... ... I said "Ok hunki li. "What if I masturbate "Thinking about other guys? "Are you ok with that?" He said "To be honest, "I don't think I would ever know it "Unless you tell me you did it "I guess I'd rather not know "I'd rather you don't tell me about it "Let's keep it simple" ... ... ... Ok hunki li If you ever masturbate Thinking of other girls Would you tell me about it? "I'd rather not" What if I ask you? Would you lie to me? "Ahm... I may refuse to answer. " ... ... ... Would you actually Sleep with other women? "I don't think so " Why not? "I'm not that popular " What if you are in the future? "I'm monogamous. Too busy. "I don't want std. Got no energy. "I'm 2 old 4 polygamy." ... ... ... "How about you? "Do you want to sleep with other men?" ... "If and when you do, "Please let me know. "I'll let you go. No problem. "You will get your divorce for free. "And you will get yourself "A new boyfriend "or even a new husband "I respect women's freedom to choose "So." ... ... ... //:-0

Saturday, January 20, 2024

A horror comedy

~~ a danse macabre ~~ Hey kids I got some for ya "What u got in big dirty duffle bag?" It's hunki li's dead body, ta da //:-D "Yay //:-D " ... ... ... "I want hunki li's two nipples "I'll put them on my birthday cake "Like a couple of raisins "Chewy and wrinkly and dark brown" ... 'I want hunki li's lips 'I'll put them as cherry toppings ' for my ice cream 'Hunki lips, perfect heart shape' ... "I want hunki li's heart "He broke my heart in two "Now I will break his heart "In my mouth "I will shallow hunki heart "His heart shall be a part of my body "Hunki and I shall be one body "Forever" ... 'I want hunki lis fungal toe nails 'A rumor has it that 'If you eat hunkus fungus amongus 'You will live more than 1000 years 'Mommy, 'you are one of my favorite mothers' "Yes I agree. "You are one of the best mothers "I've ever had in my entire life " thank you for giving us "Hunki li's dead body, mommy //:-D " 'Let's eat. I'm hunki hungry.' ... ... Wait, kiddos Hunki li is not Jesus. You can't eat hunki flesh Or drink hunki blood legally ... Also This is not hunki's real body It's a life size barbie doll Made in China With synthetic plastic I think it's made for medical students If you unzip hunki Torso You get to see his organs You can disassemble them ... "Ok. Gimme hunki eyeballs please "I wanna play ping-pong table tennis" 'Gimme hunki li's teeth please 'I shall make myself 'A hunki teeth ankle bracelet for a charm 'Yummilicious hunkilicious' ( //:-! )

Just a jest

~~ hunki brain juice ~~ I have a theory A friend of mine Wants to kill hunkilli oh my ... ... ... But if he does that task I will say Hey Spare hunki li's brain for me I got a nice recipe ... 2 spoonful of brown sugar One and a half bananas Two strawberries 6 ice cubes a quarter hunki li's fresh brain And a gentle drop of honey comb ... Put them altogether nicely and peacefully Into a mixer ... Shake well, my friends ... ... ... It's like... a smoothie or ice cream So If I drink hunki brain Do you think that I'll become a genius like hunks humps? A. Please no crimes B. No crimes C. I don't like this line of inquiries D. Is hunki li Ok? E. //xD

Internal?

~~ an eternal hunki li ~~ Hunki li? "Yes?" I have a question "Yes?" Are you gonna die, hunki li? "?!" ... ... ... Do you know how to die, hunki li? Have you ever learned how to die? Or Is it that you never learned how to die? Or you learned it but you forgot about it? You forgot how to die, hunki li? ... ... ... Are you deaf? "Are you death?" Yes, I am. Awfully nice to meet you, hunki li. "Ohh..." ... ... ... "So I'm being interviewed by Mr death" Yes yes oh yes "Why me, though? "Why don't you interviewe "More older presidential candidates "Like Biden or Trump, hmm? "I'm too young for you, Mr death" Oh no Hell no Nobody is too young for me I'm an age egalitarian I don't discriminate people based on age gender race I'm a nice guy I love and accept everyone equally ... ... ... So hunki li? "..." Do you wanna learn how to die? "No" Why not? "Ahh.. Mr death?" Yes? "I think it's about time you leave us ok" Why? I thought you likes me. Do you love me, hunki li? "... no... not really... I'm sorry" Why do you hate me, hunki li? "I'm sorry, you're boring. Bye. Blocked" //x-0

An?

~~ an irony ~~ When hunki dies I wonder What should I do With his body? I'm just asking a question To my proud self I love me I love being me ... ... ... According to me Me me me thinks that I can sell his hair as his heir ... I will hire my friends To pluck out My hunki li's hair Off his helter skelter sccalp And includes follicles And I'll have my friend Wrap hhunki hhe hhe hair In transparency scotch tape Individual hunki hair And we'll sell it And make money ... ... ... No We aren't gonna burn or bury hunki No way We will sell every body part of hunki His teeth His eyeballs His other balls Even his armpit hairs And other ... more naughty hairs too ... We shall sell His neuron cell ... Hunki li's brain How much is it worth? A. $1.50 B. $0.10 C. $100.00 D. -$3.66 E. I refuse to answer. Hunki won't die.

Oh ..

~~ honey money hunki li ~~ Hi My name is huchi li I'm hunki daddy's secret daughter I am a young minor underage A clean virgin female I am 7 years young I am a very beautiful girl And hunki daddy likes me yes ... ... .. My hunki daddy is getting old Here is my plan ... When my hunki daddy dies Of natural aging of old age I'm thinking about making money ... ... ... They say An average human head has 100,000 hairs ... My hunki daddy? when he's 111 years old? ... His head probably has anout..about.. Uhh. ... 77,777 hairs I guess ... So After my hunki daddy is dead I can sell his hair as his heir Makes sense? How much money are you willing to pay For one hair of my dead hunki daddy? A. $1 B. $2 C. -$1 D. -$2 E. I refuse to answer. Hunki won't die.

Friday, January 19, 2024

Horror hunki ?

~~ an orphan story ~~ Hi hunki li- ... . I am an orphan . .. Do u hunki li Want 2 b my loving parent? Please? ... "No." .. Hey hunki li I'm under age Fresh young clean ... "Hey- "Fbi agents- "I love x files tv show "Hey thank u 4 ur service "Sting operation to arrest pedophiles" ... "Look "All I say to young people is ... "Succeed where I failed "Achieve something that "I could only have ".. imagined of achieving.. ... "Be bigger and better than me, kids . "I'm like ur parents and teachers "... "When u get up there "N save the world with love n peace "I'll b mighty proud of You .. "By then "U may nor remember me hunki li "That's OK ... "Just go ahead "And save the world, the universe ... "You can forget about me hunki li "It's okay "I forgive u of that $hitty $in u piece of" ... //:-!

Saturday, January 13, 2024

Shh

~~ it was my turn ~~ Hi I'm a single lady I turned 18 today ... ... ... I was born and raised in hunki land It's a polygamistic occult religion place ... In hunki land As soon as a girl turns 18 She is taken to Hunki li's place ... And it is my turn today ... I'm scared ... Can you imagine This nasty old man Touching you or me With his selfish greedy bastard hands? Oh no ... ... ... Oh my gyod He's here ... "Hey- "Happy 18th birthday, young lady- "You are a very beautiful person //:-D "Learn martial arts 4 free in utube. "Exercise and diet always "Focus on education and career development "Be ambitious "Be the Leader of the future, yes" Hunki li? "Yes?" Why r u touching my inner thighs When u say all this? "..." ... ... ... Hunki li? "..." U r a hypocrite U r a dirty man U preach all nice things But u fantasize about touching girls Oh my ... ... ... Girls Run away Far and far away Don't let him exploit you Hunkster is a monster Oh my... ... ... ... ... ... After I experienced The hunki $ex and hunki ki$$ I felt ... ... ... Somehow My brain feels very clean now ... Did hunki daddy wash my brain? ... If so I thank him ... Hunki daddy Hunki daddy Hunki daddy ... ... ... " //:-0 "

B gud ty

~~ Hi hunki li ~~ Hey Hi hunki.. ... I'm sorry that I'm a male I know hunki li is a straight male He Prefers to talking to Single females I'm sorry hunki li Ok ... Look I'm a straight single male too I'm under age Virgin male I know hunki li U r straight adult male So u don't care about us Under age minor virgin boys You don't care about us at all ... 45 years old single straighr man All he cares about it ... "Hey beautiful young virgin lady- "Today's your 18th birthday- "Happy birthday-" ... You know what hunki li? I'm gonna run 4 u.s. president against u ... U don't care about us boys U just want fresh 18 years young girls M I right? ... Hunki li? Answer me! ... "Hey you &uck *unk "Exercise and diet "Focus on education and career development "Learn martial arts "Don't make me repeat this ok?" ... "$hut the &uck up " n do go down n do some Push-ups " u boys stop playing video games "Do more exercises " what the f" ... //x-o

Tuesday, January 9, 2024

Oh

~~ lol ~~ I had fun with my hunki girls this weekend ... Now I want to have fun with My hunki boys ... I'm straight man Ain't no bi No ... Hunki boys? ... I think they blocked me already ... They took my fiction novel 2 seriously Oh well ... These boys They all left me They blocked me They never gave me a chance to say That I'm sorry ... Well ... //:-