floyd fiction

-floyd fiction part 1- "hi, i'm george floyd and i'm in heaven, you earthlings." "people all around the world worship me and i find it disturbing.""well, when i was on planet earth, i got some mixed reviews.""no sir, i was no saint. i was no Jesus. i never claimed otherwise." -floyd fiction part 2- "and i was embarrassed to see what happened in america after i left it in year 2020." "yes i was black and he was white. but they made it all about race. and i didn't like what i saw happening down there on planet earth.""i was disappointed at humans." -floyd fiction part 3- "here in paradise, it's a lot nicer here than planet earth." "yes, i met Jesus, yes, i met Socrates." "how about einstein? actually, i was looking for him. but they say he ain't here. i was like, what? no one knows where he is. what a surprise."-floyd fiction part 4- "up here in heaven, things are nice. it's like, we're in some kind drugged state, it's like we're high all the time, you know." "so i'm not sure if this is heaven, or hell..." "am i bored in heaven? no. am i happy in heaven? i'm supposed to be happy.." -floyd fiction part 5- "i talked to God the other day and he said, 'Smile, my dear son floyd, smile.' "i was like, like... being forced to be happy, you see." "So i'm not quite sure if they sent me to hell or heaven." "I'm not quite sure what 'this' is. what it's about." -floyd fiction part 6- "so i saw God, Jesus, Socrates up here. but i didn't see Einstein." "is Einstein in heaven and i'm in hell? perhaps that god was not God but a satan pretending to be God." "if i'm in hell, did i deserve to be here, or?" "i've been to jails on earth."-floyd fiction part 7- "i did commit many crimes but i served my time. so i don't think it's necessary that God send me to another posthumous jail cell, the hell." "so even if this is the eternal hell, it's not too bad here. yes, it's boring cuz nothin's happenin'. just tv."-floyd fiction part 8- "next time i see Jesus, i'll ask him if he'd take me with him when he does the resurrection stuff.""i wanna go back. i want my planet earth.""i wanna shop, i want my barbershop, my grocery. i like that stuff.""this place, heaven, high all the time. no" -floyd fiction part 9- "i don't like this heaven that God put me in." "i'm high all the time, but then, there's nothing. just some forced ecstasy, and it is sickening. "this... so called paradise... is poisoning me..." "so...let me get out of here....help...please..Jesus.." -floyd fiction part 10- "yeah, it feels good to be worshiped by earthlings." "they paint murals on walls and all the memorial statues and shrines for me." "but i get fed up with that too. that too is like a drug. sooner than later, it poisons you. i wanna be normal again."