climate change fiction

-climate change fiction part 1- "Hi, my name is climate change.""i didn't intend this but somehow, i became a god.""i noticed people thank me for everything. they say,'when it's too hot or cold, it's thanks to climate change.'when it rains too much or little, climate change. -climate change fiction part 2- "as if i, climate change, is 'the' one and only creator and causer of all things, every single thing is attributed to me." "i find that quite embarassing, don't you?" "one day, people will start to say, 'earthquake is caused by climate change.' -climate change fiction part 3- "i even heard some saying,'i believe in science-' "i thought science is about either knowing or not knowing. i thought it is religion that regards to believing or not believing. if they believe in science, they're taking science as a religion." -climate change fiction part 4- "if science is something to be believed, science becomes a religion. i don't think that's desirable." "isn't science supposed to be objective and factual?" "if people worship me, climate change, they're not being scientific. i'm not their god." -climate change fiction part 4- "i understand people's need to have religion, which i regard as a basic human need." "but my recommendation would be to have a real religion. i'm climate change. i don't appreciate being a subject of idolatry. i don't wanna be a god. please help"-climate change fiction part 5- "i, climate change, understand people fear the unknown of the future. so they call my name and pray in my name." "i'd rather recommend them to pray to real god, in a real religious organization." "cuz otherwise, things get too strange and odd."