fbi fiction

-fbi fiction, part 1- fbi bulletin board reads, "december, 1963. an alaskan aging asian american. 43, proficient in covering up his balding spot. agents scully and mulder, go check him out. see what else he's good at covering up." the government people knocks on his door. -fbi fiction, part 2- the door opens. "hi, my name is huhnkie lee and i'm running for US senate as an independent alaskan asian aging american a**." agents ask, "are you a senator?" old man answers, "no. i'm not a senator. I'm a retired janitor. i'm running for senator." -fbi fiction, part 3- "mr. lee. are you seducing 18 year old female virgins in social media?" "no ma'am. i'm not even single." "oh?" "a rumor has it that i got a wife and three kids and two grandkids somewhere in south korea." "oh." "what happens in korea, remains in korea"-fbi fiction, part 4- "then why do you pretend you're single?" "pretend? oh please-" "mr. lee. are you imitating kpop stars? do you intend to portray an imagery of a divinity, like a celibate, a saint?" "no sir. i'm very much human." "i can see that. but, are you a con man?"-fbi fiction, part 5- "mr. mulder. i'm a politician, not a con job. you can trust me on this. i never lie." "then why are you hiding your balding spot? you ain't fooling anyone." "ms. scully. don't be so cruel." "why don't you invite us in then?" "sure. come in, agents."-fbi fiction, part 6- "would you like a cup of tea?" "no thank you." "a glass of water for me please." "so. what can i do for fbi?" "have you seen ufo in this part?" "no." "have you seen aliens?" "no sir." "are you lonely?" "yes ma'am." "do you like it?" "at times." -fbi fiction, part 7- "alright agents, daylight's burning. mr. mulder, you can go home. agent scully, you may stay." "?!" "!!" "me thinks that dana will look good with apron on. do you cook well, dana?" "mulder, i'm leaving." "i think i'm staying, scully." "?!"-fbi fiction, part 8- "mr. mulder- i won't murder you, as i think you are kinda cute." "are you an lgbt, mr. lee?" "no sir." "you know what, i'm gonna stay a while. this man is crazy but in a funny way." "mr. lee. why do you walk and talk like lgbt?" "truth or dare?" "..."-fbi fiction, part 9- "truth, mr. lee. the whole truth and nothing but the truth." "yeah, man. fess it up." "alright, agents. the truth is, i like singing and dancing like a girl sometimes. i have this feminine side in me." "what a perfect candidate for transgender surgery!" -fbi fiction, part 10- "yeah, yeah. we highly recommend it." "no thanks." "why not?" "i like being a man. and i like women. i don't wanna pretend to be someone i'm not." "oh oh oh, stop right there. you're confusing me now." "a headache material. gimme ibuprofen now." "ok"