Oh no, ho on, hunki sell out scene

~~ yes ~~ Hey Citizens Thank You for calling us Federal agencies Yes ... We r u.s. Marshals Fbi Cia Secret service Federal agents ... Yeah We know about this guy In Alaska A loser man Named Hunki li He's running for u.s prez right? We know ... Hunki li He is stupid But I assure you He is harmless We did background check on him Long time ago ok ... Hunki li He's an Asian male Very stereotypical Just a need geek Playing with mathematics ... I assure you Hunki li is stupid A geek in Alaska He is not a criminal Hunki li is just an Asian geek He is just a loser But he has a job Hunki li He is a law abiding citizen A hard working person Ok? ... We know hunki li He loves police officers We appreciate that about hunki li ... We, Federal agents We got some soft spot for hunki li We think that This person Named hunki li Is Quite Cute He once offered bottles of water When we came to town We remember that occasion ... We were like... What a good person Hunki li is ... A bottle of water ? Offered to us? ... Best bribery In a century ... Hunki li You get a free pass Carter Blanche Ok? What a lovely hunki li- //!-D