Three wise men

~~ three mathematicians ~~ 'Tis the season 2024, January 1st Riemann hypothesis is proven And published In vixra ... ... ... "Ok. Who on earth is this guy?" "What's his name again?" "It's like.. huh... huh... huhn.. dude, I can't even pronounce his name without being a racist" "Yeah his name sounds very racist" "It's huhnki " ... ... ... "So. What are we gonna do with this dude?" "Well, we can invite him to join us. We can give him honorary doctoral degree and join our faculty as a math professor. " "I don't think that's necessary. Look. He's a lawyer. Probably he makes more money than we do. He does not need our charity. No need." " but imagine what he can do if he's a math professor like us. He can learn and teach a lot in math." ... ... ... "But, he may get jaded and bored with math if it is his job. Let's not kill the goose who lay golden eggs as in Aesop's tale. Let him be. Let him continue to be an amateur mathematician and continue to produce good results." "But I want to hang around him." "Dude, you have no idea who he is." "What do you mean?" "Let me tell ya" ... ... ... "I did some research on him." "Ok? ... tell us." "Hunki li, he's 45 years old straight man. He takes 5 minutes breaks every 5 minutes. He can't give a lecture in a classroom without his cigarette breaks." "Ohh... I see now... our college is a smoke free campus.." "That's right. " ... ... ... "I got an idea. He can be an off campus professor. Using Zoom Meetings. " "Again, you don't know who he is." "Again, what do you mean this time?" ... ... ... "Hunki li loves Young ladies. So if he becomes a professor, he may seduce young ladies in campus. Scandalous. We can't let that happen. " "Oh. ... that.." "Oh my." ... ... ... //-0 //xP //xD