A strange vote solicitation- //:-)

Alaskans- I don't lie. I know how to handle the truth. I admit that I'm dirty. ... How about you, Alaskans? Aren't you dirty too? I bet you are. ... But, at least we are honest about it. We admit that we are dirty sinful alaskans. I am one of you, dirty Alaskans. .. Now, let us take a look at hairy chubaki and the muck horse. They're people and people are dirty. But they lie about it. They lie to you by saying that they're clean. They are not one of us. They lie. ... So what's it gonna be, Alaskans? Are you gonna vote for liars like hairy chubaki and the muck horse? Or are you gonna vote for the dirty but honest hunki? Hmm? //!-)