an alternative candidate's story-

Greetings, Alaskans- This is Huhnkie Lee, running for the US Senate as an independent Alaskan in 2002. Yes, I am a joker. If so, where is my batman? … Mukoski, Chibaka, Ms. Jackson? Come on, Alaskan. Please gimme more worthy an opponent. I am a dark horse candidate and there’re like ten of us so far and the number is growing. So what distinguishes me from other candidates? I have a very diverse background. I’m a writer, actor, martial artist, singer, dancer, scientist, engineer, lawyer, and a politician. Alaskans are smart, strong, and beautiful. So am I. I am one of you, Alaskans. Alaskans are fiercely independent, ingenious, inventive. Again, I am just like you. We’re experimental people. We defy common sense. We are frontiers people, pioneers, we came here to explore the uncharted territory, to map it, and adventure it. Alaskans- I will never ask for your time or money. In fact, I won’t even ask for your vote. I’m not even asking, anything. I just came to say I love You- I just wanted to say Thank You- Oh, Alaskans- Alaska is mine and mine alone- Nobody messes with Alaska but me. … I was joking, sorry //xD Jokes aside, let’s do some business. Imagine we Alaskans make five hundred billion dollars in Pebble Mine. Imagine we make another five hundred billion dollars in ANWR oil and gas. Imagine we make even more money off of clean coal mining with state of art nano technology of filtration to make it clean. Imagine we capture trouble bears, problem bears, and put them in a nice farm with plenty of trees, and start to make a feeding zoo and drive-through bear safari. Our dear fellow Alaskans, sky is the limit. The possibility is endless. If we make so so much money, we can eliminate poverty, prevent crimes, and even institute a free health care for all in Alaska. Imagine that. … Global warming? Climate change? Nah. No need to worry about it. I tell you why. … About 100 million years ago, northern Alaska used to be an arctic forest. There were big trees and dinosaurs. Why were they so big? Plenty of carbon dioxides in the air back then. Carbon is the building block of life. Fossil fuel is the greenest, cleanest, the most sustainable energy. Please google ‘huhnkie’ to find more about him //:-) God Bless Alaska- //:-D