Friday, February 18, 2022
No...nah...he ain't that cute..I'm like .. yew..
Oh-
Hunki li?
Act.
Action-
...
Alaskans-
I offer my precious n process self
To be your slave-
...
Just gimme a dollar
And I shall be singing and dancing for you, Alaskans-
...
I kneel down on the ground
For just this little
One dollar
Or
One vote
...
..
.
When you throw one dollar on the floor
Your one vote
...
I shall crawl on the floor and bite it
And bring it right back to ya
Like
Your loyal dog
...
You vote for me?
I'll do the dog and pony routine
My campaign promise
On camera
I guarantee ya
...
So vote for me for US Senate in Alaska
...
Or else
You will be punished
And sentenced
In boredom
For the next six years
...
So
Choose your sentence wisely, you Alaskans
...
Choose wisely
Or else
You will be punished
For six years
Of boredom
...
Choose whoever you want
Vote for whoever you want
Ok?
...
--hunki li, the cutest politician, ever- //!-D
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