Happy Saint Valentine's Day-

Look ... We love you- Happy Valentine's day Ok. ... But We are politicians We have to take care of our reputations . . So if we can't date you In this valentine day We can only apologize ... We are so sorry That we couldn't be there for you When you needed us .. Even in the past You have always always been there for us When there was nobody, nobody beside us ... So yeah You have been some dark days, huh? Some difficulty challenging times already? ... Welcome to the real world- A warm welcome to the reality of things- ... Better yet ... Thank You for being our Savior- .. We are counting on You- You are the key to human salvation- ... Girls and boys Please I ask you This very day- ... Please be very, very ambitious- Save the world- .. When I see you do that ... I'll be kneeling down In my knees .. Somewhere in Alaska .. And say "Thank You Goddess or God, "Whatever burger Your gender is" ... Happy Valentine's day- We love you, so so much- //:-)