Thursday, June 22, 2023
They'll learn eventually
~~ happy 45th birthday ~~
These Zoom bombers conspiring to ruin my birthday
Not gonna work
Cuz I'm smarter than they are
...
Look
I majored in computer science in college
Back in the days
One of my favorite classes was
Artificial intelligence class
Like
Pattern recognition
PERL programming
Regular expression, regex
Kleene algebra
...
So
As a former computer scientist programmer
I am very good at pattern recognition
I was in the field of bioinformatics too
DNA sequence analysis
...
I also studied multiple languages
Again
Common patterns
And
Recognition thereof
...
Look
These teenager zoombombers
They're fighting against me
Hunki li
Who just turned 45
More than twice of their age
Almost Thrice
...
They keep trying, right
They try to deceive me
Outwit me
These mentally ill
Socially disabled
Zoombombism infected teenagers
They just want to play
Hide and seek game with me
...
I do feel sorry for them
The mal-ideological infection case
They spent too much time
In bad telegram or discord community
They got ideological infection
And they are addicted to zoombombing
I am sorry for them
...
So
I will continue to to educate them
Heal them
By
Blocking their fake accounts
That they creat everyday
Just to Zoombomb my hunki show
See
...
These are really mentally ill
Sick teenagers
...
Look what they do
Every day
...
They come to my stream show
I recognize their Zoombomb language
So I block their account
Everyday
And then
They spend their ten minutes or so
To create
A brand new fake Instagram account
Just in order to come to my stream show
To Zoombomb again
That is how sick these teenagers are
...
I will continue to block them
I will continue to punish them
Until they learn a lesson
That
It is not ok
To Zoombomb
...
In all honesty
I was a problem child too
When I was in my teens
Even in my twenties and thirties
Not gonna lie to ya
...
But my parents teachers preachers bosses colleagues friends
They never gave up on me
Unconditional love
For decades
Yes
...
So I will never give up on Educating Zoombombers.
Let them come again.
I will block them again.
I will never let them talk.
I recognize their fixed pattern behavior.
They are very easy to spot.
I'll kick them out
And keep them out.
I will expell them
And ground them
And isolated them
I will put them in jail
And make them suffer
For a very long time
...
I will keep them
In a very dark and cold and lonely dungeon
Until
They repent
And learn a lesson
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