Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Part 5

~~ Lost in Korea, Part 5 ~~ after meet and greet with the social media friend in seoul, hunki came back to his apartment. he did the ego search, meaning he typed his former name, 'hunki li', in google and looked up any records about his former identity. then he asked himself, "..... what an earth is humanology?" ... .. . hunki talked to himself. "wow. i wrote all these academic papers? in ssrn dot com and in vixra dot org ? ... impressive... i must have been a real smart guy //xD " ... hunki talked to himself some more. "okay. so i'm running for u.s. president this year. 2024. whoops." ... hunki continued to talk to himself. "well, the thing is, ... first of all, i don't know any english anymore. second of all, i forgot everything about politics. so even if i go back to america, i don't think it is possible for me to continue my presidential campaign." ... then hunki thought, "well... ok.  in all social media websites combined, i have about 10,000 friends. i am very grateful to our friends from all around the world. but about half of them are american citizens who can vote for me. 5,000 votes won't get me elected to u.s. presidency anyway. so i guess me continuing the campaign or discontinuing it, i guess either way is okay. i'm perfectly happy with my girlfriend in korea, so" ... hunki does not have access to his former social media accounts, as he does not know the passwords. but from the korean social media friend he met at the bar, hunki went to his former social media pages and started to learn about his former self. he thought to himself, "gosh, 8,000 postings in social media? did he have a job? i mean, did i have a job back then? this guy hunki li, my former self, spent too much time in social media! my goodness!" ...

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