Oh. Wow. Huh.

~~ the *ex tape of hunki li ~~ Back in the days Hunki used to date ladies ... Some of the hunki girls are of naughty kind They secretly recorded that act When they were engaging in Adult entertainment activities With hunki li ... .. . The ex hunki girls They were having a hard time To find a buyer Of hunki li's *ex tape No one would buy one ... They did indeed showcased it To a handful of potential buyers In an underground auction place In a clandestine screening room ... They watch it And they were not impressed At hunki lies bedroom performance ... One potential buyer commented, "You know, I would not watch it even if someone pays me for it. That man named hunki li, he is a bore. He is not fun. He is not *exy. No wonder You ladies left him. Good choice, Ladi3s. You deserve a better man than that thang. " ... Another potential buyer remarked and declared, "This tiny man named hunki li, he $ucks @$$. Look at him. Hunki li can't perform. He can't make a lady happy. You ladies are wise to have left him." ... .. . So the ex hunki girls put the hunki *ex tapes online for free, as they realized it's just not marketable. And the rest is history- //!-)