A hyped hypo

~~ a hypothetical debate ~~ Republican party kindly invited an independent candidate hunki li to republican presidential primary debate in august 2023. Hunki talks. Ms. Haley, you are against women's right to abortion. What kind of woman are you? Disqualified. Mr. Ramaswami. I give you a nickname. How about Mr. Whammy Bolony? You went to Harvard and Yale. You are a millionaire. I'm like, so what. You support Trump only to get republican votes. You are a leadee, not a leader. Disqualified. Mr. Christi. Your lifestyle is unhealthy. You don't do diet and exercise. That is not a good role model for America. Disqualified. Mr. Pence. You are too nice to be a republican. Disqualified. Mr. Scott. You are black and you call yourself a republican. You are not black enough. Disqualified. Mr. DeSantis. You are not MAGA enough. You betrayed Trump. You are not republican enough. Disqualified. All other candidates, nobody knows who you are. Disqualified. ... .. . "Ok, one Mr. Hunki Li. Now it's our turn to talk." Yes Ma'am, Yes Sir, go right ahead please. "What qualifies you as the u.s. president in 2024?" Here is my qualification: I know martial arts. //xD