Seven or heaven or ?!?

~~ seven ways ~~ Seven ways to kill hunki li: 1. Feed hunki with fat and oil and greese so that his heart stops beating. 2. Feed hunki with such much sugar so much so that his pot belly pops like a dangerous balloon. 3. Touch and Tickle battle hunki everywhere with your magic fingers such much so that hunki laughs too much and can't breathe any more and die of exhaustion and exhales too much oxygen. 4. As an adult single female, you milk hunkie goat and hunki keeps on outputting his male body liquid rapidly and continuously, he dies of dehydration. 5. As an adult single female, you never stops toying hunki all night in bed and hunki runs out of energy and dies from starvation. 6. After you kill hunki li, you bury him in a shallow grave in his backyard. 7. And you poo and pee over hunki's grave. Hunki hopes you are an adult single female. Hunki is straight and he does not want to see a male person poo or pee over hunki. That's... lgbt. Be straight please ty Ps: pseudo assassination parody comedy. I should be getting nobel prize in literature for this //xD