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~~ I'm just... I'm just.. ~~ Hey hi Relax No I ain't no pedo I'm just an Alaskan wood frog ok I'm a gentleman amphibian I am nice Ok ... Where is my pretty princess ? Who would kiss me wood frog So I can turn into a prince And marry my fairytale Princess lady Hmm? ... Yeah I'm 44 years old So Hopefully You are 18 years old ... If not I shall hibernate And wait Any objections? //!-)