A horror santa..

Hey patents I m a Santa clowns ... May I touch your under age minor kids please? ... No teenagers please They are too heavy I am an old man ... But If you have grandkids Who are three years old They can sit on my thigh With their butts on my lap Yeah I can afford that much .. So Bring me the youngest ones of yours Yeah The younger the cuter There I said it Merry Christmas- //!-)