A Christmas nightmare if U dare //!-)

Hey u teenagers U r 2 big U r 2 heavy for my thigh .. I can't... let u sit on my lap On Christmas day.. .. I'm an old fart santa.. I can only afford... 3 year d child On my lap... ... So yeah Go meet marry and mate And bring me fresh 3 year old kids of yours .... And let me touch them every where ... I look forward to that Christmas ... .. .