A story of three genies- //:-)

a genie showed up. i'm straight, so i was disappointed when the genie from the antique lamp was a male. first wish: "mr genie, would you go back to the lamp and send me a female genie plz?" "is this ur 1st wish? u got only three." "yes." "u got two left." so he sent me a female. ... "ok hunki, i'm female genie. what's ur 2nd wish?" "... but ur not natural female. ur trans genie. i want a naturally female genie." "is it your second wish?" "yes." "ok. u got one wish left. u only get three wishes." so the trans genie went back and sent the third genie.  ... "ok doky hunki. i'm the third genie. i was born female and i still a female. what's ur third n last wish?" "...but..ur my mom.." "yes, son. make ur third wish, son." "..ok. i want everyone on earth to live peacefully forever." "hmm.. that's two wishes compounded. no cheating son" ... "ok Mom. i want everyone on earth to live forever." "ok. is that ur 3rd n final wish, son?" "yes Ma'am." "ok u got it." "thank you, Mom." "ok. eat some food, do regular exercise and healthy diet. practice martial arts n dancing. work, play, and rest. ok?" "yes Mom n thank you" :)  ... happy new year, folks- //:-D ... Thank you, kind friends- The short story above is titled, "A story of three genies." By and large inspired by the "twilight zone" tv show, two episodes in 1960s america. Happy new year and enjoy- //:-) ..