This guy... Dude

People- Let me tell ya something ... Alaskans are smart. If there is one person in Alaska who is not smart, That will be me. ... So If alaskans vote for other candidates And not me ... I won't call it a stupid election by stupid Alaskans. ... It would hurt my feelings for sure ... But If Alaskans vote for hairy chubaki and the muck horse, I guess Alaskans just don't know how smart I am, not just yet. It's not their fault. Alaskans are busy and they had no time to get to know how smart I am. It's ok, Alaska. I forgive you. ... But. Having said that, *uck *ou, *laskans! *ou *uck, *ou *ucking *laskans!