A short story- //:-)

~~Story of chubaki and the muck horse~~ Once upon a time in alaska, there were two imbeciles named chubaki and the muck horse. The two morons didn't get along very well. The two idiots were so stupid, they would never stop fighting. They're empty headed idiots and wise Alaskans have known their stupendous stupidity for a very long time. Twenty years have passed. ... Then, there came a third idiot out of nowhere. His name is hunki. The third idiot in alaska is even stupider than chubaki and the muck horse. The most eminently stupendous stupid monkey hunki would announce his candidacy for US senate, just like the other two hideous idiots, chubaki and the muck horse. Then this stupidest idiot, hunki, would fight with Alaskan voters. That's how stupid hunki really is. God forgive the third idiot in alaska, the poor hunki-