A nice short fantasy story- //:-)

I'm playing this role of Gandalf in the lord of the rings ... The lgbt monster is trying to cross the bridge to the next generation of of humanity ... I shall say "Thou shall not pass" ... Run. Fly you fools. Hobbits and what not. Lgbt Ideology monster? Leave it to me. I shall go down to hell To fight that demon and slash it's throat And slay it ... You people go ahead Live a good life ... This war is mine And mine alone