A political fairy tale //!-)

~~a tale of hairy chubaki and the muck horse~~ Once upon a time in Alaska A very long time ago There once existed a clueless gal named chubaki She had a horse named muck ... They once used to be good friends The hairy chubaki used to talk to her horse All the time ... As the story goes Some times Tide changes And time has its own bets On human fates ... Twenty years have passed... ... Once friends Now foes Yep, Time does it ... One fine day One hairy chubaki announced her big move She said on big screen TV, "Oh- I'm running for US Senate-" ... Her muck horse also said on TV, "Oh yeah- I'm running for US Senate too-" ... Ever since that dual announcement on the same day in 2022, The two good old friends have become Bitter Enemies ... .. . .. ... Then Out of nowhere .. There came an Asian man ... With such a weirdo hairdo ... Strange asiatic accent that Nobody cares to understand what on planet earth he's trying to say ... His name is hunki ... "Hey- ladies- "Hairy chubaki and the muck horse- "You two are fine gals? Very fine looking- "I wouldn't ask ya two to allow me to slap ya *uttocks, but all I can tell ya is that y'all are fine looking gals! Oh yeah-" ... Hairy chubaki and the muck horse were speechless, dumbfounded. .. "You two dumb founded gals in Alaska- "I came here to rescue ya both. Ok?" ... "Girls? "Politics is not your thang. "Go become professors in schools "Or get a job as a day time tv talkshow host." ... Hairy chubaki and the muck horse, in concert, asks the hunki man: "Ww hh yy ??" .. And the creepy hunki man answers, "Oh girls. I love you both. "So take my advice. "Get out of Alaska. "You don't belong here, Ok?" ... Hairy chubaki and the muck horse asks The creepy hunki yet again in concert: "Ww hh yy ??" ... Hunki finally relents And fess up his greedy lil sentence like this: "My name is Huhnkie Lee and I'm running for the US Senate as an independent Alaskan." //!-)