Just a fiction, nothing serious..

... I did indeed Wanted to get married To have a family ... I'm a man I was never popular among ladies And i got old Time had passed By me ... Now I got pot belly Yes I am fat And I am old ... But somehow somewhere I got this job They were charitable to This old single man That nobody wants ... My employer told me, "You worthless old fart man "You will wear this ridiculous costume "In Christmas holiday season " ... So That's how I got this job Santa I'm sorry I stole Christmas from Mr Jewish Jesus I didn't intend to steal the show ... But Minors loved to sit on my lap Mind you I'm an old straight man And Minors they love to Put their butts on my thigh ... I am not a pedophile I got this job Santa Claus Ok ... When the minor kids Sit on my thigh No sir no ma'am I do not touch them every where Again I am not a pedo I am a good Santa ok ... I m an old man And No woman ever wanted me I never got married I never had kids ... So I got this job in a shopping mall And the parents trust me They let their kids sit on my lap ... I'm crying... ... I want these... parents To sit on my lap instead of those little tykes.... I want these wonderful parents on my two laps... And yes... I wanna touch them every where... Merry Christmas //xD