A pseudo pedo santa

Go get married and have kids Bring me fresh young little noodle babes I shall touch your kids every where Like a shameless pedophilic catholic priest Full body massage With my Magic fingers ... You pathetic parents Please know this Your kids They love me more than they love you "Oh no, ho on, hold on hunki li" Hmm? "Why don't you get married and have your own kids, hunki li?" Oh that. ... The thing is this. Boys love me and girls hate me. I'm straight. Girls find me repulsive. "So you gonna kidnap my kids?" No way. I'm lazy and busy. I won't raise your kids. "What do you want, hunki li?" ... Give me your fresh babes On Christmas day to me Just for five minutes After that I'll give you back your stinking kids ok Wash them once in a while ok You parents...