Monday, January 16, 2023
A pseudo fairy tale
Hi
I am an 18 year old female virgin
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I met this man
Whose name is hunki li
He said he's 44 years old
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I am a beautiful lady
He saw my pictures in social media
And he started to call me
A fairytale princess
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I saw his pictures too
He's getting old and bald
He tries so hard to hide his receding hairline
...
My skin is so young and moist
Like succulent fresh untouched fruits
My lips are so red and plump like a pair of cherries
And huhnki was watching my photos this whole time
...
He said,
"I lost three elections so far and I am also losing my hair every single day like there is no tomorrow and I am gaining wrinkles as if there is more to gain tomorrow yet"
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I mean
I do feel sorry for him being a sore loser and loner and all
But I gotta go you know
I hope there is a God or a Goddess who would be sympathetic to this poor aging Asian American Alaskan man
Who fantasize about himself to become a world famous person one day
...
I do feel sorry for him but I gotta go
...
And I hope you leave this man too.
He is not worthwhile our time.
Mr. Hunki li is a failure, a miserably so and he will continue to fail.
So please. Do not put your stock on him.
Rather, run away from him.
I heard a rumor from my roommate the other day...
That he is....
...
A pseudo pedo...
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My roommate read what this crazy man wrote when he was drunk, naked in bed alone late at night, he wrote:
"I, hunki li, invented this brand new literary genre, the pseudo pedo parody.
"You people...accuse me of being a pedophile?
"You should be giving me a Nobel prize in literature for all the novels I write in social media!
"... gonna fall asleep now.. I drank too much.....z z zzz..."
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