Thursday, January 15, 2026
Some comedy fiction
~~ a pure fiction ~~
Hi everybody
I was doing a humanology show
In my home studio room
...
And some guy
Broke my glass window
And entered my house
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I practice martial arts
But I wanted to neutralize
The hostile situation like with
With
Mere
Words
...
...
...
So I said to him
Good evening
How are you doing in this fine evening?
...
...
...
Hey look
Why don't you have a seat
You want some drink?
Just relax, ok?
Just... don't break anything else
...
...
...
You look angry.
Ok.
Then talk to me.
I'll your listener.
Sure.
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Are you thirsty?
Here is Water.
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Are you hungry too?
Oh...
That..........
I will cook you my special recipe ........
........
...
...
Tell me your stories
while I cook for you
My special recipe food...
...
...
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So he sat there
Drinking water
And telling me his story
And drinking alcoholic beverages
...
While I was cooking food for him
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So
After 5 minutes
He's no longer angry
He's no longer thirsty
But still hungry
...
...
...
Hey.... .....
Here........
Help your self........
...
...
...
"... uhh... Mister....."
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Yeeeessssss?
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"... uhh... what... is... this... recipe...
"...I'm sorry but please forgive me..
"...I don't mean to be rude but..."
...
...
...
Ok. Look, pal.
You said "but."
Ok.
But
What?
...
...
...
"... no, nothing, kind Mister ..."
Please....... eat..... eeeeeeaaaatttt.....
....and enjoy........ ..
...
...
...
And he tasted some
Upon my insist
Because.......
.......
...
...I won't take no for an answer.
...
...
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And he said,
".... kindest Mister....."
Yeeeeessss?
"....I'm so sorry....I'm sorry...but..."
...
...
...
Ok pal.
But
What?
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".....I'm sorry... I can't.... do this......."
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Ok pal.
You are out.
I can forgive you
For breaking my window
For trespassing my property
...
But
If you say no to
The majestic recipe
Of the humanology school 🏫
...
The
One
And
Only
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Microwaved
Plastic Jarred
Water boiled
Ramen noodle soup
...
...
...
I feel
Unappreciated
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I feel
...
Very
Very
Disrespected
...
...
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Leave my house now
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Or else
...
I'll throw you out
Off that window
That you came from
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...
...
//xD
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