An amphibian story

~~ an amphibian story ~~ Hi everybody ... I heard that Some animal species ... Was it a reptile 🐢? Or a bird 🐦 ? Or a fish 🐟? ... There are very primitive animals ... Un evolved ... My name is Amphi Bian ... I'm very evolved ... I'm nuanced I'm subtle I'm strategic, tactful, diplomatic ... I know how to breathe Under the water 💧 I also know How to breathe In the open air ... ... ... The turtles 🐢 They involuntarily Tried to take over the hunki land Like Some primitive tribes Trying to be the successor Of Roman empire ... I'm amphibian It will be voluntary ... I'm intelligent ... I think I can persuade The hunks To voluntarily Sign This document ... You watch ... ... ... Hi hunks "... uhh.. " Hey- I got no scales or feathers I'm an amphibian "... ohh.." ... So I heard you hunks knelt down before some animals. "...yeah.." ... Ok. You like exercise and evolution, hunks? "...yeah.." ... Then take my amphibian hand Let us take it to the next level Of exercise and evolution ... Instead of kneeling on the ground How about Jumping off the ground? ... "...uhh.." You can do it, hunks! "... uhh.... ohh... yee.. yes... yessss! "... show me where to sign! "... I am sold." ... ... ... Welcome to the Amphibian Land ... Welcome to the Amphibianology School 🏫 🙃 ... The voluntary, peaceful succession plan Has been accomplished. It's done. ... ... ... Sleep 😴 hunki li... Shh........ It's okay now... ... We'll feed you with mosquito meats And occasional flying flies too ... But no flying saucers ... We haven't seen a ufo yet ... Just flying flies instead, hunki li //:-) ... You will be one of us now... ... Like... A nice Microwaved Plastic jarred Water 💧 boiled Mosquito soup ... How about that, hunki li? ... ... ... ".....whhhhaaaattt ?! " //xD