Friday, January 2, 2026

Another fun story

~~ three jews and hunki li ~~ Hey Mr. St. Peter. 'Hello Dr. Albert Einstein. ' Did you send hunki li to hell yet? 'No. I sent him to a library. ' Whaa-aat!? ... ... ... Where is that library located, Mr. St. Peter? Hell or heaven? 'Neither, Dr. Einstein. ' WHHHAAAAAA-----T?! 'Well the thing is, Dr. Albert Einstein, 'hunki li is not even dead yet. 'So I sent him to a library on planet earth instead 🌏 🌍 🌎 ' Mr. St. Peter. You are fired. You are not good at your job, Sir. 'Well. I don't work for you.' It doesn't matter. You're making excuses. ... "Hey you, Dr. Einstein. There you are." Oh. Good afternoon, Mr. Jesus. I was just telling Mr. St. Peter at the pearly gate that he was neglecting his sworn duty. "Dr. Enstein?" Yes, Mr. Jesus? "You can't talk $hit to my employees like that." ...oh I'm... sorry Mr. Jesus... I was just... "Just what, Dr. Einstein?" I just thought that hunki li should be sent to hell, that's all. "Look Dr. Einstein. 👀 "the hunki man 👨 is happy at the library. Just leave him alone. " Oh. ... ok one Mr. Jesus. Whatever you say... whatever you say..... ... .... ... [ //xD ]

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