A comedy story

~~ in humanology school ~~ Hi My name is hunki li And I am the principal of The humanology school 🏫 ... ... ... Hey boys If you want to remain in humanology school 🏫 You need to obey the humanology school 🏫 rules This is not democracy This is a dictatorship If you do not like the rules here Please feel free to leave And go somewhere else Thank you ... ... ... So Here are the rules ... No boys are allowed to wear Chemicals on their skins ... No lotions ... But You boys are allowed to Use shampoos and soaps When you take a bath ... You boys are also allowed To use Lip balm ... But It cannot be flavored And it cannot be colored ... Boys, You can only use Lip balm That is not colored And that is not flavored ... ... ... "... hey Mr Principal hunki li?" Yeah what? "... are there any girls in humanology school 🏫?" ... ... ... Didn't I say no dating until you turn 25 years old? "... uhh.." What's your name, boy? "... uhh..." Come here! What is your name? "...uhh.." Answer me! "... my ... name .. is...." Yes? "..... uhh..." Hmm? "... my name is hooli li. " I'm your son, mr hunki li." ... ... "Do you remember my mother? "A lady named Ms. Wula La? "You former girlfriend?" .. ... ... no... no way... .... ...... I was so careful.... .... I wore male contraceptives........ .... ...no.... this... can't be true... .. ....it's a conspiracy ...theory.... "Hey. It's okay. "It's all good, old man. "Why don't relax. "Take a good old man's nap. "Shh... sleep... it's all good now." ... ... ... ..... uhh... ... ... my school 🏫... "Shh.... sleep hunki li... " ..... ... uhh.. " //xD "