A fiction story

~~ a human story ~~ Hi everybody ☺️ My name is Hooli Li I am the proud son of My Mother Ms. Wula La And a man named hunki li And here is my story ... ... ... About ten years ago Ms. La was about 32 years young And this one Mr. Li was 37 years old I do not know the details I do not know how they met ... He offered her a nice dinner date And then he invited her To a nice hotel room ... He wore a male contraceptive But Perhaps it was out of shelf life He doesn't go out often So it may have been Over the expiration date ... Nine months after that day I was born And he was gone ... Ms. La kindly raised me For ten years And she sent me to a school 🏫 ... ... ... And this humanology school 🏫 It has this Mr. Principal man And he gave us a speech 💬 ... I saw him ... Then I knew That He Is My Father 👨 ... ... ... So I went to his principal's office 🏬 🏢 ... And I put him on a choke hold And he said "... who... who are you..." And I said, 'Hi hunki daddi li. My name is hooli li. 'I am your son. 'You ran away from my mommy and me. 'You owe us 10 years worth of child support money. 'And you're gonna give it to me today. 'Or else.' ... ... ... And he said, "Ok ok ok. "Just.. please.. no more choke hold." And I said, 'Ok hunks.' ... ... ... I've read in the internet social media that Actually I have a sister too Her name is Ms. Lalalia Li. I am my mom's only child So my sister must have a lady as her mom that I have never met So hunki li must have met My sister's mom Five years after he ran away from my mom and me What a not so nice man hunki li is And I am choosing my words nicely ... ... ... I want to meet my half sister And I want hunks to pay her and her mom The five years worth of child support ... ... ... "... this is not real... "..... this is a dream... "... I want out........ "...... please.... "...........I want to wake up............" ... ... ... Jokes are on you, hunki li //xD