An animal story

~~ a bamboo story ~~ Hi everybody My name is bamboo rat 🐀 ... Who said bamboo panda 🐼 🤔 😳 🙄 😤 👀 Is better looking than me? ... ... ... Oh It was you hunki li Wasn't it? ... " uhh... " Yes or no? " no. I never said or thought of it. " my name is hunki li. "I'm a humanologist. "We're egalitarians. "We don't judge animals. "Thank You." ... ... ... Mm... ... mmm..... ... I think 🤔 😕 you're lying 🤥 🤔 😒 😐 😕 🙄 ... ... ... Ok hunki li. What's your species? Identify yourself, please. ".. uhh... my race is Asian and my ethnicity is Korean. And I'm male by gender. Straight adult. " Ok 👍 👌 🙆‍♀️ 🆗️ 🆒️ 👍 ok 👍 👌 🙆‍♂️ ... How old are you, hunki li? ... " i...I'm kinda old... im47..." ... Ok hunki li. You're kinda too old... But We always wanted A Korean male slave ... ... ... Now we got this hunki li for us ... ... ... You will eat bamboo with us And sing and dance for us Every day ... Hey everybody We got a Korean male slave with us The kpop hunki li Yes! Nice! We always wanted this! //:-D ... ... ... " well... I like bamboo food, but slavery? No way. The answer is no, thank you." ... Oh. Ok hunks humps. You got some kpop $ex appeal going on there. But no worries. I'm a female rat 🐀. "Oh. Ok. Thanks. //xD "