how to cook a fat free bacon

... 1. Get a plastic jar 2. Get bacon 3. Put the bacon in the jar 4. Put water there in 5. 30 minutes in microwave 6. Change of water down the toilet bowl flush 7. Boil the bacon again in microwave 8. Wash the bacon in cold water and flush the fat contaminated water down the toilet bowl 9. Now u have fat free bacon 10. Change of water is the key