A short fiction snippet //!-)

So... Ok... Ladies and gentlemen on planet earth- My name is Satan. Hi- Nice to meet you all- ... So. Who is bad, hmm? Who will come with me to hell? Who? ... Come on You Homo sapiens- ... If you are so clean Get outta here and go to heaven. .. But If u r dirty... You come down with me... And I shall show thee- How it all goes down the dirty dingey ditch- ... Are you game? ... Thus spake a humanology shaman- Happy holidays- //!-D