Have a snack hunki ok . Whatever

~~ I a t e him ~~ No I promise It was an accident I ate him I accidentally ate hunki li So sorry ... I'm 25 years young Lady Hunki li's wife And.. I did not intend or plan it It just happened ... Hunki come .. It's like .. I did indeed swallow I'm his wife I am entitled to Ok Ty ... It tested like.. Mushrooms I heard the rumor That Hunki li is not a human but a Mushroom Hunkus fungus amongus... .. . But I figure I m hunki's wife 25 years young N hunki li's 3 million sperms B3ing Slowly Digested In my stomach acid ... H7nki lis sperm w h ales Being part of my body After I absorb his sperm whales Hunki sperms Digested Hunki body parts.. Become my hair .my beauty skin. . My..knèe... My eyes. I love hunki Bing my body parts I love eating hunki li ty ok " //:-o "

Oh

~~ who he really is ~~ Hi everybody- It's me- Huqui li- Hunki li's wifi wife- Did u miss me- I bet u did Or else I'll block ya in social media ... ... ... I marr3d hunki li yesterday On my 18th birthday Why? Well I'll tell ya ... ... ... I met hunki li online social media internet When I was a sweet sixteen years young virgin lady And he was kinda platonic Until I turned 18 yesterday After that He just marri3d me Just like that I think he had been waiting Like Bridegroom Groom broom broom I dunno ... Hunki said "Hey my teenage bride, I'll pay for your college tuition if you marry me and I'm 45 years old //:-D " So I was told And I was sold ... How was it? The consummation of marriage? Like, the first night together with hunkii? Well Urm ... Hunkii told mii That About 30 ladies in the world have slept with human hunkii lii I have no idea what that miins Do uu ... Hunkii saiis Hii maii bii an aliien I was like ??!! !!?? ... So Did I sleep with hunkkii llii ? Yes But Il'm stiill a viirgiin Wwhy nn hhoww ?? Hhee fell asssllleeeeppp After doing hhhiiisss ssocciaal mediaa He's is an old man It was unceremonious And embarrassing Well ... So yeah I marr3d hunki li And I'm still a virgin I kinda like it //!-D

There he is

~~ who he is ~~ Hi you people I am a 2 years young Lady My parents gave me a cellphone With Internet connection ... ... ... Yesterday I created an account in social media And I uploaded my selfish pictures ... ... ... I noticed a comment It said "What a beautiful young Lady //:-D " Oh Ok ... ... ... I wondered Who made that comment A compliment On my youth and my beauty And my youthful beautiful femininity Who is this person who commented? ... ... ... So I clicked on that commenter ... He is a 45 years old man Named Hunki li ... He is older than my parents who are In their early thirties and are fbi agents ... Last night I got a direct message in social media It's him An old man named hunki li He sent me his photos And he said "I love You //!-D " ... So I decided that It is time to involve my parents To do background check on this creep ... My parents and I Googled his name And found that He is running for u.s. president And that he thinks he is a mushroom 🍄 ... So my parents and I concluded that Hunki li is a deranged man And it is our best interest that We block him in social media And that was that " //x-0 "

Oh. Ok

~~ escape velocity yes ~~ I am a former citizen of hunki land I escaped it It It...... ... If you see hunki li Do not eat it Hunki li Is not a human being It is neither an animal Nor a plant Hunki li Is A Mushroom ... ... ... Hunkus fungus amongus Gunkus punkus monkus ... Hunki li Is Poisonous Poisoning us In da u.s. ... What a dangerous mushroom 🍄 He is ... Do not eat him You people have to listen to me " //:-o "

U ung 1s cute hmm

~~ stop please ~~ You young ones ... I was young once //!-)

Chips n chopsticks

~~ ?! ~~ I mean.. Do U know what I mean? ... What kind of Asian Eat Potato chips With chopsticks !?! ... Some American Asian A strange kind ... I don't know what to think And I don't even know What to say About this... ... You know what I am calling the morality police of America Hunki li? You went way too far this time, ok? You are going to prison For a very long time ... Nobody eats all-American Potato chips With dirty asiatic chopsticks We will deport u back to Asia U hunki monkey li That rhymes huh U said U like it when it rhymes Well Jokes are on u hunki li Been a pleasure Bye bye " //xD "

Xmas after Halloween

~~ a bizarre bazaar ~~ Hi everybody- It's me- Do U remember me? ... ... ... I am a 7 years young Lady ... ... ... 2 years ago My parents bought me a cellphone With Internet connection ... So I went online And met this man In social media He was 45 years old An ancient Asian man in Alaska America Of all places ... He would direct message me Late at night And he would send me His selfish photos I was like.. ... Mommy? Daddy? Look at hunki li! ... Unbeknownst to him Both my parents are FBI agents And they are conducting background check on this guy ... My FBI parents are monitoring My conversation with this rather bizarre man named hunki li ... He says I am a good looking lady I was like... ... My daddy grabbed my phone and typed, "Hey hunki li. Do u love me?" And hunki said 'yes of course'. ... ... ... After that, My parents went to their bedroom and fell asleep. I've been always wondering What is it that my parents do in their bedroom when they're not sleepy? I hear some sounds sometimes ... Hunki li? R u still there? "Yes" I got some questions. "Ok" Where do babies come from, hunki li? ... "Well, that's an advanced biology class. You need to take some prerequisite classes first, like arithmetic, mathematics, chemistry, physics, geology, etc." ... What are you talking about. "Do good in school //:-) " ... My next question, hunki li. "Yes?" Are Santa Clauses real people? "Yes." Where do they live? "Closer than You may imagine. " What do u mean? " //!-) "