terms of endearment?

~~ an arrangement ~~ you are a 17 year old lady i'm in your house now talking to your parents about our marriage on your 18th birthday ... it is an arranged marriage and i agreed to pay your parents ... the price of you, my bride? ... .. . $1.00 I know you are worth $1,000,000.00 but a buck is all i can afford now ... your parents agreed to our arrangement and once you turn 18, there will be a marriage ceremony it is an arranged marriage so your consent is not necessary i'm sorry that's just how it works these days in america ... your parents want to see grand kids so you and i shall deliver them fresh babies how many? ... your parents and i agreed that we shall leave that decision to you and you alone how does that sound? i love you- //!-) ps: hey- it's just a fiction novel. jokes aside, we fully support Women's Rights //:-D