He's still drunk

~~ oh hi ~~ Hi everybody Hi honey I am a heterosexual lady I am 27 I am gorgeous ... It was my birthday yesterday And my birthday cake topping ... I am allowed to swallow Hunki li's eye ball But Before swallowing it I $uck on it Played with hunki li's eye ball With my tongue and teeth ... Then I swallowed it And slowly digested it ... Oh hi hunki U will always be in my heart, hunki li ... "...why...?" Because I ate you