A holiday joke

hi friends, happy thanksgiving- a nice holiday joke, i present you today. i didn't come here to get single female attentions i came here to advertise my senatorial campaign. but yes, i'm 100% heterosexual male so i did fantasize about getting single female's attentions but i ended up getting male lgbt community members' attention. what a funky farce this campaign's going but hey voters are voters as a startup political candidate i can't afford to discriminate so can't complain //xD