~~ Presidency Candidacy Fantasy ~~
It's simple. It goes like this.
You know I'm running for president in 2020, right? xD. So let's keep fantasizing xD.
Say, I swear in to the white house, come 2021 January.
There will be no ceremony.
Why? Here is why. People are dying on the streets. The very moment when I swear into the office.
This is no time for party. Not yet. We'll reduce crime to zero, then we'll party.
So. The whole swear-in event will be just me and my friends, televised in the white house. It's just me and a scotus justice and a bible, reciting the constitutional words, and that is it. There will be no audience, no crowd, no nothing. Just swear in.
Then, everyone interested, plus a couple secret service agents and the cameramen, we will all start driving to a ghetto neighborhood in DC. DC mayor will be joining us too. It'll be all live TV event, right after the 5 minute swear-in event. There will be no speeches, no choirs, no nothing. We'll do the 5 minute swear-in event, and then start driving to ghettos with a bunch of latex gloves and plastic bags.
Then, we get there. And we get off our cars. And start picking up trashes in da hood xD. We will pick up trash in public streets like that. Then we'll invite residents to join us, cleaning up the neighborhood. We'll pay them $10 per bag full of street trash.
That's the step 1.
Step 2 is filming all this and sell the footage to networks, internationally. Money will start pouring in. It's a self-funded program, without costing a penny to tax payers. It's a reality TV show series. The networks will share their advertisement revenue stream with the white house. There will be donations, and volunteers as well, all feeding back to the program, 'Cleanup DC'. The rest of the country, even the world, will follow our lead in DC.
Step 3 is to create jobs in the ghetto neighborhood. The first job will be cleanup crew, consisting of unemployed people in their own ghetto neighborhood. After streets are cleaned up, the new job will be working for competition events for martial arts, raps, hiphops, dances. They will sing and dance, or spar, on the stage, legally. We'll start getting investors then.
Step 4 is to create a work program in prison. Let the prisoners commute by dedicated buses from jailhouse to landfills. In a landfill, they, the prisoners, will be given a big red plastic bag. Their job is to fill the bag with metals they can find in the landfill. When the bag is filled, he can get off the landfill, and take the bus back to the prison. Otherwise, he will stay in the landfill until the bag is filled. This way, prisoners will learn the value of honest labor, and will be disciplined, will learn to work again. Next day will be a blue bag, and they will fill it with glasses in the landfill. The next day will be a white bag, in which they will collect plastics in the landfill. It's better to divide the prisoners into blue, red, and white group each day.
Step 5 is for the better-behaving prisoners to process and melt the recycled materials. The nuggets of the recycled plastics, metals, glasses will be used to build the southern border walls. Another group of prisoners will be building the walls, or fences, along the southern borderline.
Step 6 is to gather investors, advertisers, volunteers, donors to continue to build the wall. The wall will be called 'The Wall of Unison,' 'The Wall of Love.' We'll invite Mexico in this, by reminding them that It's Mexico, not America, who is victimized by the illegal border crossings. It is Mexicans who die and get raped during the immigration. Mexico is suffering brain drain and brawn drain. We will fund the border wall building by selling commercial advertisement lease, and permanent memorial space, along the walls. Once the wall is built, there will be marathon, biking event along the long borderline, along the Wall of Peace. The new wall will be an international tourist destination. People will buy space in the wall so that they memorialize the names and engraved images of their loved ones, or their political messages, love poems, artworks, etc. It'll be huge. xD
Step 7 is to make universal bar exam system. Just like a bar exam to become a lawyer, we'll make a bar exam for every school subject. So that people, anyone, can just study on their own, without a cost, and take the exam for a fee, and get licensed in that subject. That way, people can study for free, using Wikipedia, youtube, or other websites, about any subject, like Math or French, and get licensed for it. We will encourage employers to disregard any negative background that people might have, so as to reintegrate ex-convicts back to society.
So yeah. I can make this all happen. So gimme the presidency in 2020.
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Step 4 is to create a work program in prison. Let the prisoners commute by dedicated buses from jailhouse to landfills. In a landfill, they, the prisoners, will be given a big red plastic bag. Their job is to fill the bag with metals they can find in the landfill. When the bag is filled, he can get off the landfill, and take the bus back to the prison. Otherwise, he will stay in the landfill until the bag is filled. This way, prisoners will learn the value of honest labor, and will be disciplined, will learn to work again. Next day will be a blue bag, and they will fill it with glasses in the landfill. The next day will be a white bag, in which they will collect plastics in the landfill. It's better to divide the prisoners into blue, red, and white group each day.
Step 5 is for the better-behaving prisoners to process and melt the recycled materials. The nuggets of the recycled plastics, metals, glasses will be used to build the southern border walls. Another group of prisoners will be building the walls, or fences, along the southern borderline.
Step 6 is to gather investors, advertisers, volunteers, donors to continue to build the wall. The wall will be called 'The Wall of Unison,' 'The Wall of Love.' We'll invite Mexico in this, by reminding them that It's Mexico, not America, who is victimized by the illegal border crossings. It is Mexicans who die and get raped during the immigration. Mexico is suffering brain drain and brawn drain. We will fund the border wall building by selling commercial advertisement lease, and permanent memorial space, along the walls. Once the wall is built, there will be marathon, biking event along the long borderline, along the Wall of Peace. The new wall will be an international tourist destination. People will buy space in the wall so that they memorialize the names and engraved images of their loved ones, or their political messages, love poems, artworks, etc. It'll be huge. xD
Step 7 is to make universal bar exam system. Just like a bar exam to become a lawyer, we'll make a bar exam for every school subject. So that people, anyone, can just study on their own, without a cost, and take the exam for a fee, and get licensed in that subject. That way, people can study for free, using Wikipedia, youtube, or other websites, about any subject, like Math or French, and get licensed for it. We will encourage employers to disregard any negative background that people might have, so as to reintegrate ex-convicts back to society.
So yeah. I can make this all happen. So gimme the presidency in 2020.
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