Thursday, June 7, 2018

Anti-marijuana-ism

~~ The Marijuana God ~~

Let us take a look back at human history across diverse cultures. 

What is a god? 

If you are familiar with several religions, you will know key characteristics of gods. 

First, a god is omnipotent.  A god gives people what they want, like, food, money, happiness.  That is why any ancient cultures worshiped the sun as the Sun God. 

Second, a god is omnipresent.  That's why in any religion, people pray anywhere, not just in a temple or a church.  Because their god can hear them, because their god is everywhere.

Now.  Once people find a god, they start worshiping it, praising it.  That's only half of the story.  The other half is this: anyone who speaks against their god gets punished.  That is what we call, the capital sin of blasphemy, or sacrilege.

If you know a thing or two about human history, you know how toxic a religion can be to human minds.  A religion can paralyze a humans' rationality, blind their reason, and cloud their judgment.  You also know history repeats itself, unless one learns from the lessons of history. 

That is what's going on with marijuana.  Ladies and gentlemen, Marijuana is the God of contemporary America.

Let us take a moment and reason with logic, and think science.

Decades ago when marijuana was illegal in the United States, there were no shortage of scientific research about negative effects of smoking marijuana.  It once was scientifically proven that marijuana negatively affect short term memory. 

Then, the marijuana legalization activism emerged, and took over America.  The ideology of pro-marijuana-ism arose as the victor, the conqueror.  Now, it is the God of America.

What are Americans doing?  They worship marijuana.  They say this.

"Oh....Marijuana.....Thou art everywhere.....Thou art all powerful.....I praise Thee....my God....my Marijuana...."

People don't just smoke marijuana.  They make oil off of it and put it on skin.  They not only wear or smoke marijuana, they eat them too.  They put marijuana in pizza, even in cookies for their kids.  Marijuana, ladies and gentlemen, is everywhere.  It is an omnipresent God of America.

Marijuana is omnipotent as well. 

"Yes....Marijuana makes everything alright......It gives me happy....It gives me reason to live....It is the source of my happiness, my reason to live.....and and and....it also gives me money too....when I sell it...."

Nowadays, promarijuanaism is so prevalent, no scientist dares to research on the negative effect of marijuana.  I bet that smoking or ingesting marijuana during pregnancy result in birth defects, just like alcohol does.  But no one dares to commit such truthful criticism against the big Marijuana.  Why?  Because it would be a blasphemy, sacrilege. 

American students' academic performance keeps sliding down in the ranks of countries.  China, #1.  South Korea, #2.  America?  #14.  That's the school performance ranking in international arena. 

What results as more and more young people smoke marijuana?  They won't be able to remember things.  Academic performance will go down further, like never before.  Ladies and gentlemen, marijuana is the last thing that America needs right now.

What about work performance by adults?  It will suffer too.  Because adults won't be able to remember things either, as they smoke marijuana.  As you can see, the popularization of marijuana will destroy the productivity of Americans. 

Looking at all this, it is clear to me that America is on a suicidal course.  Tattooism, piercingism, marijuanaism, gayism, transgenderism.  All these harmful ideologies.  This generation is infected with this big five false ideologies, and if we don't stop the ideologies, then our kids and grandkids will inherit the ideologies from us. 

I cannot and will not let that happen. 

I love kids because they are pure, innocent, and beautiful.  I will do my part in society and history to protect our beautiful children.

So people.  Join me.  Let us work together and start exorcising people of the evil ideologies.  Let us all be ghost busters.

Shall we?

//:-)

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