Another fun story

~~ three jews and hunki li ~~ Hey Mr. St. Peter. 'Hello Dr. Albert Einstein. ' Did you send hunki li to hell yet? 'No. I sent him to a library. ' Whaa-aat!? ... ... ... Where is that library located, Mr. St. Peter? Hell or heaven? 'Neither, Dr. Einstein. ' WHHHAAAAAA-----T?! 'Well the thing is, Dr. Albert Einstein, 'hunki li is not even dead yet. 'So I sent him to a library on planet earth instead 🌏 🌍 🌎 ' Mr. St. Peter. You are fired. You are not good at your job, Sir. 'Well. I don't work for you.' It doesn't matter. You're making excuses. ... "Hey you, Dr. Einstein. There you are." Oh. Good afternoon, Mr. Jesus. I was just telling Mr. St. Peter at the pearly gate that he was neglecting his sworn duty. "Dr. Enstein?" Yes, Mr. Jesus? "You can't talk $hit to my employees like that." ...oh I'm... sorry Mr. Jesus... I was just... "Just what, Dr. Einstein?" I just thought that hunki li should be sent to hell, that's all. "Look Dr. Einstein. 👀 "the hunki man 👨 is happy at the library. Just leave him alone. " Oh. ... ok one Mr. Jesus. Whatever you say... whatever you say..... ... .... ... [ //xD ]

A fun fiction

~~ an escape story ~~ Hi 👋 everybody 👋 ☺️ 😊 🤗 🙂 My name is Jio Gio I am a straight single male And I am an escapee From The Humanology school 🏫 ... ... ... ... .. . I met him... in person even... the hunks... ... ... The hunks... he's the principal of the school 🏫........... .... He told me... " Hey. Exercise and diet please. " Martial arts and continuing education and career development, thank you. " Mighty proud Future Leader. " .... ... ... So far , so good, I thought 🤔 ... But He the hunks He told me Before he let me go 🚶‍♂️ Off of his office 🏬 🏢 😌 ... " hey." And I said, 'Yes... sir... ?' ... "What's your name again?" 'Hello Mr Principal Hunks 'My name is Jio Gio //:-D ' .. ... ... "What is your age?" '... well.. that 🤔 😕 😳.. is.. none of your business...' ... " Ok ok Jio Gio. 👍 " just tell me. " three choices." ... ' Oh? ' ... " are you less than or equal to or more than.." '.. yes? ' ... " 25 years of age ? " ... ' Hey Mr Principal hunks.' " Yeah what." ' you didn't ask what my gender is.' " Well. Ok. What is it?" ... 'If I'm female, you can't ask my age.' "Ok." ' but if I'm male, you can ask my age.' ... "Look. I don't care what your gender is. " this is humanology school 🏫. " if you are under 25 years of age " no dating, period. " you don't like this rule?" ... ... ... " just walk out that door 🚪 " ... " I won't stop you " no one will stop you " from getting out of humanology school 🏫 " ... " we have open door policy " ... ... ... So I walked 🚶‍♂️ out of that place ... But I was a single straight male person ... I just did nor want to restrict My freedom ... " Hey man. ABSOLUTELY NO DATING TILL YOU TURN 25 YEARS OLD!!! NO WAY!!! " ... ... ... ....... oh kay... relax hunks... It's all cool 👌 😌 😉 ☺️ 🙂 Just sleep 😴 good 👍 👌 👏 ... ... sleep, old man hunks... ... ... .." ...NO DATING TILL 25!!!!!!!!!!" ..shh....shh... it's okay hunks... sleep 😴 💤 😑 ... .. .... //xD

A hypothetical //!-)

~~ two jews and hunki li ~~ Hi everyone My name is Dr. Albert Einstein ... 'Hello the world 'My name is Mr. Jesus Christ ' ... ... Mr. Jesus What should we do about this? 'Oh. You mean that man 'Who criticize us both?' Do you think he's antisemitic? 'Well.. I don't.. think.. so.. '... he's respectful to us, although he has some different opinions ' ... Hey Mr. Jesus. 'Yes, Dr. Einstein?' Between us, two jews I got an idea 'Which is?' ... Let us send this hunki li To hell 'Oh?' I mean.. A kind of hell Full of dry books 📚 Musty 📖 📕 📘 📗 📓 books ... 'Hey Dr. Einstein. ' Yes, Mr. Jesus? 'Let's ask him. Do you mind?' No, not at all. ... ... ... 'Ok, one Mr. hunki li. My name is Mr. Jesus Christ. 'you know Me.' "Yes Sir- Happy new year to You, Sir //:-D " .. '.. ok. And here is my fellow jewish person, Dr. Einstein.' "Oh. Hello, Dr. Einstein. " ... Ok Mr. hunki li. We have a proposition for you today. "Happy new year to You too, Dr. Einstein //:-D " Ok thanks Mr. hunki li. Now. We are proposing you To go to the library In eternity ... ... ... It may feel like an eternal hell 'Or an eternal heaven' So ... Yes 'Or no?' ... "Oh... the answer is yes! Absolutely 💯 " ... ... ... Ok Mr. Jesus. I think the case is settled. Let's send hunki li To the library And lock him up there In eternity... 'Alright, Dr. Einstein. 'he the hunki li 'he criticized both of us '... but.. I do not think that.. '... it was because he was antisemitic. ' Oh? ... '... in all honesty... '.. look. You Dr. Einstein. You're a scientist. Don't You have an open mind?' Well... when I used to be younger, yes. ... '... what if both You and I were wrong.. '..what if Mr. hunki li was right... '.. in his theories of criticizing Our Theories...' ... ... ... " //xD "

Season's Greetings //:-)

~~ happy new year ~~ Thank you for your mentorship, past masters Thank you for your service, contemporary professionals Thank you for your inspirations and ambitions, future generations Mighty proud of all of you Happy new year Health, success and happiness to you all -- from a humanologist //:-)

Happy holidays Friends

~~ a tree story ~~ Hi 👋 everybody 👋 🙂 My name is Tree 🌳 No first or last names Just a simple middle name ... I observe that Some religious human species Project Their religious belief systems upon us And Interprete our tree 🌳 branches Pointing 👉 towards the sky And they say that We, the trees Are praying 🙏 to The deities in heaven . .. Well We appreciate that But ... I want to be honest ... We trees 🌳 We do no have Brains 🧠 ... ... ... We trees are . .. We are ... We are politicians actually ... We The trees 🌳 We want to spread Our seeds All around The planet earth 🌏 🌍 🌎 We want An Absolute Hegemony ... ... ... Why we branch upwards Towards the sky? ... For foto synthesis ... Sunshine 🌞 ☀️ So that our leaves 🍃 Get energy ... I, the tree 🌳, I'm not saying that Political human species Have no brains ... I don't know I'm a tree 🌳 I have no eyes 👀 either ... But I love hunki li He's a tree hugger ... Aren't you, hunki li? ... ... ... " uhh.. i... i... i.. well..." Hmm? "... I don't shake people's hands..." Yeah, we knows. People are dirty. But. We. Trees. 🌳 🌲 🌴 🌳 🌲 We're clean. " ... well... .. i...uh... ah.. ..." Come on hunki li. "...i...i.....ay...uh..." COME HERE !!! ... .. " ... my name is hunki li... " .. I love trees 🌳 "... but I don't want them on my skin.. "... no thanks... "... why? ... " ... too many unknown organisms.. there... on trees 🌳 "... so... " ... ... ... //xD

A comedy story

~~ r v h ~~ Hi 👋 everybody ☺️ 👋 👋 👋 👋 My name is Rocky Rocku ... ... ... Please be aware There is an imposter Who pretends to be me ... He ☎️ 📱 📲 📳 🤳 He calls himself ... The " hunki hunku " ... ... ... Please Do 👎 not be Deceived ... .. .. " //xD "

A science theory

~~ science vs. fiction ~~ When I was an electrician I learned that We ground an electric equipment to the ground with an electric wire So that the left over electrons escape to the ground Where there is no shortage of positive ions (I'll just call them positrons here, for short) ... ... ... In an open ocean Let's say there are An excess of Positive hydrogen irons, H+ But I do not worry about Ocean going acidic Why? ... It's an obvious common sense There is no shortage of Negative ions, like OH-, In the open ocean The local excess of positive ions Will quickly meet negative ions And get neutralized Just like The excess electrons In an electronic equipment Escape to the ground Via a thin copper grounding wire To meet positrons In the soil Which are solids although they may be moist ... In the open ocean The situation is even better To suit the need for The neutralization of The positive hydrogen ion, H+ ... Open ocean has a lot of water Ocean have strong currents that flow freely Above the ocean, plain neutral rain drops Above the ocean, strong winds blow Oceans are mixing ions very well ... In a swamp Water is trapped So some local acidification Or local alkalinization happens sometimes ... But In the open ocean? Sea water becoming acidic And cause the bleaching of coral reefs? I think that's staged I think that's an ideological conspiracy My name is hunki li And I opine that climate change ideology is misguided and misguiding I think that It is a kind of science fiction That is just ... Very very hugely unscientific ... Look I'm doing my best to be nice and respectful in the choice of my words Ok Ty ... Global warming causes The ocean to become acidic? Lol, come on. Get a grip ... 66 million years ago When dinosaur 🦕 roamed the earth The earth was very hot Because there were more carbon dioxide In the air Warming the earth like in a green house ... Carbon is not toxic Rather Carbon is the building block of life ... 66 million years ago Because there were so much carbon in the air Plants 🪴 grew so big And because there are so many plants There were so many animals And animals grew so big too Yes, the l dinosaurs 🦕 ... 66 million years ago When the earth was Maximally enveloped by Carbon dioxide And made the earth The warmest green house ... Was the ocean Too acidic? So that it dissolves All the shells of mollusks? And coral reefs? ... ... ... Any honest paleontologist Would know that That is not the case ... Why? ... ... ... If ocean was so acidic 66 million years ago Enough to dissolve all the sea shells Then How come we have all these Oceanic fossils? ... Climate change ideology Is a wrong theory ... Then why so many scientists Advocate for that wrong theory? ... It's because Scientists They're no saints They're just like People in business in Wall Street Or people in show business in Hollywood They want to keep their jobs And pay home mortgages People are people ... People say things That other people want to hear So they advocate for The most popular ideology of the day In order to keep their jobs In order to survive ... In humanology, We don't judge people We merely understand them ... Welcome to humanology -- thus spake a humanologist //:-)