Happy holidays Friends

~~ a tree story ~~ Hi 👋 everybody 👋 🙂 My name is Tree 🌳 No first or last names Just a simple middle name ... I observe that Some religious human species Project Their religious belief systems upon us And Interprete our tree 🌳 branches Pointing 👉 towards the sky And they say that We, the trees Are praying 🙏 to The deities in heaven . .. Well We appreciate that But ... I want to be honest ... We trees 🌳 We do no have Brains 🧠 ... ... ... We trees are . .. We are ... We are politicians actually ... We The trees 🌳 We want to spread Our seeds All around The planet earth 🌏 🌍 🌎 We want An Absolute Hegemony ... ... ... Why we branch upwards Towards the sky? ... For foto synthesis ... Sunshine 🌞 ☀️ So that our leaves 🍃 Get energy ... I, the tree 🌳, I'm not saying that Political human species Have no brains ... I don't know I'm a tree 🌳 I have no eyes 👀 either ... But I love hunki li He's a tree hugger ... Aren't you, hunki li? ... ... ... " uhh.. i... i... i.. well..." Hmm? "... I don't shake people's hands..." Yeah, we knows. People are dirty. But. We. Trees. 🌳 🌲 🌴 🌳 🌲 We're clean. " ... well... .. i...uh... ah.. ..." Come on hunki li. "...i...i.....ay...uh..." COME HERE !!! ... .. " ... my name is hunki li... " .. I love trees 🌳 "... but I don't want them on my skin.. "... no thanks... "... why? ... " ... too many unknown organisms.. there... on trees 🌳 "... so... " ... ... ... //xD