A humble midnight snack

Nothing like microwaved midnight Ramen noodles love love- With seaweed and hotdog sausages //:-)

to tell the truth

Please ... If you find my writings offensive I apologize But please know this notice ... I'm a fiction writer A novelist When I write those They're not real If you think they are Well Blame my writer's skills ... But I refuse to apologize for my short stories Cuz I'm proud of them They're our babies You People inspired me Implanted the seeds of ideas inside me And I was impregnated with concepts And I conceived this brand new literature genre... You know what it is... Yeah The pseudo pedo parody ... We should get nobel prize in literature for this //:-)

Failed to predict, hunki li

I prided myself for being a prophet But I did not forsee this ... I guess pride came before a fall Pun intended //xD Ps: but no worries Come this summer I'll buy some wooden beams and reinforce the structure as a good ole carpentry project I look forward to it //:-) psst: the external portable garage unit collapsed due to heavy snow, but no injury or property damage other than the $400 unit itself

We love your parents

Hey Minors I think your parents should pay me for day care center fees ... But Your parents and I, We are even We got a deal ok ... I enjoy their kids, that's you And I take care of them ... So no money exchange necessary Ok kids Say hello to ur parents for me //!-)

Just...ask..ing..

How about this ... Parents May I rent your child for a day or a night even? ... How much? A dime, a cent, a nickel, a dollar? ... How much is your three year old child is worth to ya? ... I'm just asking Just curious... ... Hmm? //!-)

A horror santa..

Hey patents I m a Santa clowns ... May I touch your under age minor kids please? ... No teenagers please They are too heavy I am an old man ... But If you have grandkids Who are three years old They can sit on my thigh With their butts on my lap Yeah I can afford that much .. So Bring me the youngest ones of yours Yeah The younger the cuter There I said it Merry Christmas- //!-)

A Christmas nightmare if U dare //!-)

Hey u teenagers U r 2 big U r 2 heavy for my thigh .. I can't... let u sit on my lap On Christmas day.. .. I'm an old fart santa.. I can only afford... 3 year d child On my lap... ... So yeah Go meet marry and mate And bring me fresh 3 year old kids of yours .... And let me touch them every where ... I look forward to that Christmas ... .. .