Happy holidays Friends

~~ a tree story ~~ Hi 👋 everybody 👋 🙂 My name is Tree 🌳 No first or last names Just a simple middle name ... I observe that Some religious human species Project Their religious belief systems upon us And Interprete our tree 🌳 branches Pointing 👉 towards the sky And they say that We, the trees Are praying 🙏 to The deities in heaven . .. Well We appreciate that But ... I want to be honest ... We trees 🌳 We do no have Brains 🧠 ... ... ... We trees are . .. We are ... We are politicians actually ... We The trees 🌳 We want to spread Our seeds All around The planet earth 🌏 🌍 🌎 We want An Absolute Hegemony ... ... ... Why we branch upwards Towards the sky? ... For foto synthesis ... Sunshine 🌞 ☀️ So that our leaves 🍃 Get energy ... I, the tree 🌳, I'm not saying that Political human species Have no brains ... I don't know I'm a tree 🌳 I have no eyes 👀 either ... But I love hunki li He's a tree hugger ... Aren't you, hunki li? ... ... ... " uhh.. i... i... i.. well..." Hmm? "... I don't shake people's hands..." Yeah, we knows. People are dirty. But. We. Trees. 🌳 🌲 🌴 🌳 🌲 We're clean. " ... well... .. i...uh... ah.. ..." Come on hunki li. "...i...i.....ay...uh..." COME HERE !!! ... .. " ... my name is hunki li... " .. I love trees 🌳 "... but I don't want them on my skin.. "... no thanks... "... why? ... " ... too many unknown organisms.. there... on trees 🌳 "... so... " ... ... ... //xD

A comedy story

~~ r v h ~~ Hi 👋 everybody ☺️ 👋 👋 👋 👋 My name is Rocky Rocku ... ... ... Please be aware There is an imposter Who pretends to be me ... He ☎️ 📱 📲 📳 🤳 He calls himself ... The " hunki hunku " ... ... ... Please Do 👎 not be Deceived ... .. .. " //xD "

A science theory

~~ science vs. fiction ~~ When I was an electrician I learned that We ground an electric equipment to the ground with an electric wire So that the left over electrons escape to the ground Where there is no shortage of positive ions (I'll just call them positrons here, for short) ... ... ... In an open ocean Let's say there are An excess of Positive hydrogen irons, H+ But I do not worry about Ocean going acidic Why? ... It's an obvious common sense There is no shortage of Negative ions, like OH-, In the open ocean The local excess of positive ions Will quickly meet negative ions And get neutralized Just like The excess electrons In an electronic equipment Escape to the ground Via a thin copper grounding wire To meet positrons In the soil Which are solids although they may be moist ... In the open ocean The situation is even better To suit the need for The neutralization of The positive hydrogen ion, H+ ... Open ocean has a lot of water Ocean have strong currents that flow freely Above the ocean, plain neutral rain drops Above the ocean, strong winds blow Oceans are mixing ions very well ... In a swamp Water is trapped So some local acidification Or local alkalinization happens sometimes ... But In the open ocean? Sea water becoming acidic And cause the bleaching of coral reefs? I think that's staged I think that's an ideological conspiracy My name is hunki li And I opine that climate change ideology is misguided and misguiding I think that It is a kind of science fiction That is just ... Very very hugely unscientific ... Look I'm doing my best to be nice and respectful in the choice of my words Ok Ty ... Global warming causes The ocean to become acidic? Lol, come on. Get a grip ... 66 million years ago When dinosaur 🦕 roamed the earth The earth was very hot Because there were more carbon dioxide In the air Warming the earth like in a green house ... Carbon is not toxic Rather Carbon is the building block of life ... 66 million years ago Because there were so much carbon in the air Plants 🪴 grew so big And because there are so many plants There were so many animals And animals grew so big too Yes, the l dinosaurs 🦕 ... 66 million years ago When the earth was Maximally enveloped by Carbon dioxide And made the earth The warmest green house ... Was the ocean Too acidic? So that it dissolves All the shells of mollusks? And coral reefs? ... ... ... Any honest paleontologist Would know that That is not the case ... Why? ... ... ... If ocean was so acidic 66 million years ago Enough to dissolve all the sea shells Then How come we have all these Oceanic fossils? ... Climate change ideology Is a wrong theory ... Then why so many scientists Advocate for that wrong theory? ... It's because Scientists They're no saints They're just like People in business in Wall Street Or people in show business in Hollywood They want to keep their jobs And pay home mortgages People are people ... People say things That other people want to hear So they advocate for The most popular ideology of the day In order to keep their jobs In order to survive ... In humanology, We don't judge people We merely understand them ... Welcome to humanology -- thus spake a humanologist //:-)